Chapter Two

Kiki glanced at the bouncing Tobi and grimaced as she guessed a letter. "V?" Tobi laughed like a maniac.

"KIKI-CHAN IS WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! HAHAHAH," It was only five minutes ago but Kiki had realized why Tobi was surprised she was giving him chocolate. He was never, ever supposed to have any. She glanced around in a desperate plea for help, but everyone ignored her desperate, searching gaze. She glared at all of them and sighed just as Tobi stood up and walked away.

"Tobi where are you going?" She asked warily, standing up and moving to go after him. He crept down the row of desks towards the group of teens in the back who were sleeping and whispering amongst themselves. They didn't seem to be able to see Tobi as he crouched near the desk of a blonde and giggled. Kiki frowned as Tobi stood up then jumped on the boy.

"DEIDARA-SEMPAIIIIIIIII!" The blonde turned around and started glaring at the boy that was wrapped around his stomach.

"What the hell, yeah? Get off, un!" Tobi looked up and smiled happily.

"OKAY DEIDARA-CHAN!" He started laughing hysterically and ended up rolling on the floor clutching his stomach, Kiki walked up and started laughing at Tobi laughing and soon she was on the floor laughing and rolling. Everyone was staring at the two of them just watching, and watching, and watching. Eventually, the two managed to stop and leaned against each other as they wiped the tears from their eyes.

"Are you two okay?" One of the guys in the group asked, his sharp teeth glittering as he smiled menacingly at them. "Or should we call the paramedics?" Kiki smiled brightly at them before jumping up and dusting herself off.

"We're okay," She glanced over at Tobi, who was bouncing around on the floor singing a song from Sponge-Bob. "But someone should have told me he couldn't have chocolate."

"Damn, you fucking gave him some fucking chocolate, you dumb bitch ." Kiki frowned at the albino, eyed his exposed chest with interest then put her hands on her hips.

"Don't you know it's not fucking polite to fucking say fuck every other fucking word, you dipshit," She rolled her eyes at the boy, "Damn, you must have fucking shit for brains, you asshole." He shot up in anger and started towards her just as the bell rang. Kiki took off down the aisle, managed to grab her bag and was out the door before the albino even had time to take three steps. She ran around the corner before she stopped and stood there panting for a few seconds.

Finally, she straightened up and looked around before grabbing the nearest kid walking by. "Excuse me, Where is Anko Mitarashi's room?" The guy's glare turned to a smirk and pointed behind her.

"Right there." Then he disappeared and Kiki glared at the door behind her.

"Of course it's right here." She sighed, opening the door and walking in. A busty woman in a barely see through shirt and a cocky smile looked up.

"You must be the new student." She said standing up and drinking some of her tea. Kiki nodded and set her bag in a random seat while she looked around.

"Yes, Kiki Takai, at your service." She bowed while Anko chuckled.

"Okay, Kiki how far are you in the textbook?" Kiki thought for a moment before snapping her fingers and smiling.

"Chapter 15, or somethin' like that." She waved her hand dismissively and looked around at all the posters on the walls with famous rock stars and bands, "Hard to believe your a teacher." Anko laughed and sat back down.

"I know, I can't even believe it." Anko chuckled again and handed a packet to Kiki. "Anyway, we're only in Chapter 14, so you can chill until we get up to you." Kiki smiled and shot a crazy salute to the teacher and sat down in her chair. She glanced around the classroom, while she and Anko had been talking the classroom had filled up and Kiki recognized a certain albino sitting in the back. She caught his eyes and stuck her tongue out at him.

"Okay class, we have a new student today." Kiki froze and turned to glare at Anko, who merely smirked and gestured to the front of the class. Cursing under her breath, Kiki stood up and stood in the front.

"I'm Kiki Takai and-"

"HI KIKI-CHAN! TOBI LOVES YOU! HAHAHAHA." Kiki felt her eye twitch and she sighed as Tobi darted into the classroom then ran out laughing his head off.

"Anyway, I just moved here and hope that some of you will jump off a cliff and die. Then I'll laugh happily and dance on all of your graves before coming here to murder the rest of you." She gave a bright smile and giggled a bit at the idea. Anko started clapping and some of the class joined in with some half hearted smacks of the hands. Kiki sat back down and grab the jumbo word search from her bag.

"Okay class, now turn to page 225 and take notes with me." The class groaned while Kiki giggled evilly and crossed out words at an impressive rate.

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Kiki peered around the corner and quickly looked for a head of white hair before she dared walk out. Other students looked at her curiously as she crept down the hallway acting like a ninja.

"KIKICHAN!" She jumped and spun around karate chopping the offending party in the face. She looked down and cursed as she realized she'd knocked Tobi out cold.

"Looksss like you have a problem there." Kiki shivered and slowly turned around, a pale man with black hair stood smirking at the two. Wait, two? Kiki glanced around and realized that everyone had left. Weird, where'd they go? She looked around and shrugged before returning her attention to the creepy man. Then it hit her.

"YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD MICHAEL JACKSON!" The man sighed and glared at the pointing sophomore.

"I am Orochimaru, I am your science teacher."

"Ha, yeah, right," Kiki said, sarcastically, making her tone mocking, "And I'm Marilyn Manson. Now you gonna help me move him?"

"Why should I?" Orochimaru crossed his arms and gave her a stern look that clearly read 'I-Am-Better-Than-You-So-Bow-Down-To Me'.

"I'll let you hold his feet." There was silence for a few seconds before the older sighed and stepped forward.

"All right." Kiki smiled and picked Tobi up under the armpits while the teacher grabbed the boys ankles and together they heaved him up.

"Where should we take him?" Kiki looked up and gave the teacher a weird look.

"How should I know you're the teacher." Orochimaru glared at her and nearly dropped Tobi.

"I teach science not how to ditch someone's body." Kiki laughed a bit as they continued down the hallway.

"Your Michael Jackson, where would you usually hide a younger boy?"

"I AM NOT MICHAEL JACKSON!" Kiki stopped for a minute as Orochimaru panted for breath after his little rant.

"Now where would you hide him?" Orochimaru hesitated for a minute before glancing up and down the hallways.

"I'd hide him somewhere natural, somewhere where people wouldn't think twice about a "sleeping" boy." Kiki smiled brightly and laughed.

"I got just the place."

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"Okay, steady, steady." Kiki murmured, backing up and heading towards the boys restroom, "Okay, open this door." They edged the door open and froze as they came face to face with a group of boys including the albino that Kiki had been trying to avoid.

They all stared at each other for a while before Kiki laughed.

"Are you all going to the bathroom together?" The blue guy stood up and smirked at the two.

"We're having a meeting, but it looks like you two are doing something more fun." He nodded at Tobi and Kiki rubbed the back of her head and remembered to late that she was holding Tobi. His head smacked the floor and Kiki looked at him guiltily.

"Oops," She chuckled and ran a hand through her hair, "Sorry MJ but I gotta go." She ran out of the bathroom and Orochimaru looked at the gang of boys. He was still holding Tobi's legs and the boys upper body was laying on the floor.

"Well, it appears that your friend is returned to you, so I will leave now." He dropped the feet and ran out after Kiki. Everyone stared at Tobi and went back to what they were discussing before they were interrupted.

Lol Orochimaru is a pedophile! Hahahahahahahahahahahahah. Ahem, anyway Review or not but I'd prefer you did.