HTh: Hey Emily.

Emily: Y-y-yeah?

HTh: You wanna have Hideki claim you?

Emily: NO! -goes into fetal position- I don't wanna...

HTh: That tells everything about...You want to... -glares at Emily-

Emily: -looks up blushing- No! It doesn't give anything away!


Hideki's POV

I woke up on the roof but I sighed tired. My back was now aligned to the roof tiles so it was fine. Two things.

Good News: I fell off.

Bad News: I'm awesome.

Wait...did I mix those up? Well...who cares!

Ren peeked out the window with Emily,"You okay?" Ren said.

I nodded while Emily teleported right next to me.

Oh man...this is gonna be very hard to evade her...

We went to the ground floor and ate breakfast. While we ate breakfast we talked.

"So, when are you gonna claim us?" Ren said cheerfully.

"W-w-what?!" I yelled back.

"Woah...wait what?" Emily said blushing furiously.

"What...you didn't know?!" I yelled.

"N-n-nope..." Emily said looking away.

"Way to go Ren...just way to go." I yelled at Ren furiously.

Great...now I have to avoid two moemon and make it out of here without loosing my virginity...gonna be hard now... I thought furiously glaring at Ren.

Ren just walked up to a stone and kicked it. The stone started moving and I frowned raising an eyebrow.

It rose up to be a geodude.

"You are not a dude..." Ren said looking at its no-no place.

"Hey...gotta defy the obvious okay?" the geodude said.

"Not gonna capture it so...Emily, use psychic!" I shouted cutely.

Emily picked up a tree and smashed it onto the geodude.

I looked on wide eyed poking the tree.

"Um...you okay?" I said trying to contain my laughter.

Just then, the tree exploded.

"Huh! Its a pinata!" I shouted smiling laughing.

The geodude just laughed along with me.

Ren just looked at the sharp rocks around the geodude and nodded.

"Good trick...good trick..." she muttered as she burned the geodude.

"HEY! DON'T DEFY PHYSICS!" I shouted.

"Hey...its a game right?" Ren said stiffling a laugh.

"BUT STILL! ITS A WAR BETWEEN LEGIT AND LOGIC AND YOU CHOOSE LEGIT?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" I yelled at her.

"Eh...you gonna catch her or not?" Ren asked pointing towards the geodudes way. She was running around panicing with her dress on fire.

I thought about my team.

"No..." I said walking to her and estinguished the flame.

"Go run back home okay?" I said kindly to the geodude and it nodded walking into the forest. I felt some eyes watch me but I ignored that and kept on walking.

Just then, I felt a tiny bump on my leg. I looked down to find a tiny caterpie crawling.

I poked it and it went,"Nya!" and it blushed.

I smiled and lifted it into the branch in my arms and rested it onto the branch.

I kept walking walking meeting a few beedrills and butterfree but I didn't catch them. I just patted their heads and kept walking.

I didn't want to catch unwanted pokemon because my team was suppose to be specific.

I kept walking head high smiling.

Then I met a...

"Monkey?" I said stiffling a laugh as I scanned the pokemon with my pokedex.

"Mankey - The Monkey Moemon: When angered its attack power is over 9000! Not. If you anger it, it will beat the soul out of you."

"Wow...how useful..." I said looking at the Mankey. It seemed pretty angry but it looked cute when it was angry.

I blushed and looked at it.

"Huh...a female too...to bad I don't want you on my-" I get cut off by a punch to the face sending me flying into a tree.

"Owwwww...cute but deadly..." I said with hair in my eyes.

I sent out Emily.

"Emily use psychic!" I yelled angry and she sent a tree smashing onto the monkey.

I chuckled.

Just then the tree snapped in half. I stared on in shock. Now she had an evil glint in her eye.

Instead of attacking my moemon, she attacked me!

"SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH HER EMILY! HELP!" I yelled but she didn't respond.

She turned around with an evil glint in her eye as well.

"NYA! WHAT?!" I yelled furious. I looked around insanely to find who was controlling them.

"Prepare for trouble...and make it double." I heard two voices in the forest.

"To protect the world from devastation, to unite the world within our nation." they ranted.

"Jessie. James. Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light. Surrender now or prepare to fight fight fight!" they kept ranting.

"MEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT!" they said as they appeared out of the shadows with a remote control.

I glared at them and round house kicked the mankey away.

I front kicked James in the groin and Jessie in the stomach while pushing my finger into her pressure point.

I glared at Meowth but he looked scared and surrendered the remote control to me. I smashed the remote control and it went boom.

Emily and the mankey returned to normal and I looked at them victoriously.

"Emily...psychic now..." I said silently looking away.

Emily picked up a boulder and smashed it onto team rocket and blood went everywhere.

"Well...in this universe...its kill...or be killed...sad universe...I chose not to kill but snap I went." I muttered as I went along.

I patted the mankey on the head and handed it an oran berry and walked.

Emily walked with me until we met a skorupi.

"Yay! Just what I needed for my team!" I said cheerfully.

"Emily use psychic!" I shouted cheerfully but then Emily picked up a boulder.

"NYA! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO!" I yelled at her.

She frowned and put the boulder down and picked up the skorupi and smashed it onto the ground.

"Okay..." I said muttering and sent a pokeball at it.

It twitched a few times and it was done.

"YAY!" I yelled out sending out the skorupi.

I just realized it but it was a slight teen with a purple dress. She had a pincer on her behind and fangs coming out of her mouth. She was wearing all purple.

I frowned and said,"Your name is gonna be...uh...Takako (respectful child in japanese)"

I checked the moedex and here is what I found.

Moemon: Skorupi

Name: Takako

Species: Scorpion Moemon

Current Level: 23

Scarcity: Ultra Rare

Nature: Quiet

Diet: Mostly Meat

Ability: Sniper

Height: 3'12"

Cup Size: C

Strong Against: Grass, Bug, Fairy

Weak Against: Fire, Psychic, Flying, Rock

Attacks: Bite, Poison Sting, Leer, Knock Off, Pin Missile, Acupressure, Pursuit, Bug Bite, Poison Fang

Evolves Into: Drapion (Level 40)

Evolves From: No One

"Huh...no description! YAYAYAYA-" I get cut off.

Description: She could paralyze you and pact with you just needed if trainer disobeys. Can parkour.

"DAMN IT! I CHOSE THE WORSE MOEMON! NOW SHE COULD TAKE ME BY FORCE!" I yelled.

Takako just glared at me and the description continues.

Is unknown but rarely wants to pact.

"YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAY!" I yelled excited.

I sent Ren out and we trained a bit.

A few minutes Late

Ren started glowing and grew tiny bit taller.

I sighed and checked the moedex once more.

Moemon: Charmeleon

Name: Ren

Species: Lizard Pokemon

Type: Fire, Dragon

Current Level: 16

Scarcity: Ultra Rare

Nature: Sassy

Diet: Meat, but can eat other things.

Ability: Blaze

Height: 6'10"

Cup Size: E

Strong Against: Grass, Bug, Steel, Ice

Weak Against: Water, Rock, Ground

Attacks: Tackle, Growl, Ember

Evolves Into: Charizard (Level 36)

Evolves From: Charmander

Info: Could Nearly fly! Sucks to be you Hideki

"HEY! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!" I yelled at the moedex but it didn't reply.

I sighed and we camped out there surrounded by pokemon. The last thing I saw was a beedrill curling up next to me...


HTh: There we go! -dances- FINISHED THE CHAPTER!

Hideki: Yeah...we have been busy like...doing mob walker we nearly forgot this. I promise to update as soon as I can again!

HTh: Us Hideki Us.

Hideki: Yup! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~