Chapter 3

Alcoholic Confessions and……..WAFFLES

Megumi was well known for her love of death. Megumi was also known for endangering Riley. But crashing a plane into them? Well that went a bit too far. Riley and Horohoro looked up to see Megumi piloting the plane, with a confused yet evil plotting look on her face.

Riley: "Megumi you idiot!!!! You little bitch!! Im gonna kill you!!!!!"

Horohoro: "Are we gonna die?"

Riley: "No. But Megumi? She might."

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Ren looked up to see Megumi enter the pilots cabin. Curious, as well as out of concern, Ren followed her. She had the pilots tied to a chair and was now piloting the plane and aiming for Horohoro and Riley.

Ren: "What are you doing?"

Megumi: "Crashing a plane."

Ren:"Why?"

Megumi: "Riley and Horohoro called me short."

Ren: "…..You're just bored aren't you?"

Megumi: "Yep."

Ren sighed and sat down next to Megumi.

Megumi: "Don't worry. No one will die. Well, no one we know, anyway."

Ren slapped Megumi upside the head.

Megumi: "OW! What the hell?"

Ren: "No one dies. Hells gonna be overcrowded in a month with how destructive you are."

Megumi: "…Damn."

Horohoro wasn't sure how everyone survived, but Riley was no where to be found.

Horohoro: "Riley? RILEY?"

He looked around frantically for the vampire-werewolf. Everyone who had been on the plane was wondering what happened, save for a certain little anti-Christ, who was standing on a piece of rock, he could've sworn was screaming in fury.

Horohoro: "Riley…"

The rock Megumi was standing on launched into the air. Riley stepped out from under it, furious.

Riley: "You little bitch!!! Megumi, tonight you SUFFER!!"

Ren: "How?"

Riley: "Bitch can't hold her alcohol well. NUFF said."

Horohoro: "Wouldn't you just rather beat her head in with a stick?"

Riley: "Have you ever seen Megumi drunk?! It's funny as hell!"

Anna: "…And you know this how?"

Riley: "Dad can't hide his liquor well."

The rock that Megumi had been standing on finally landed, scaring the shit out of Horohoro. Megumi jumped off laughing.

Megumi: "Let's go before the cops come!" (Author 2: What cops everyone save us is dead!"

Riley nodded, and everyone began running. Riley turned back when she saw Horohoro going a different direction.

Riley: "This way, ya moron!"

Horohoro: "Oh! Right! I knew that!"

He turned around and ran back towards the others.

(Author 1 and 2: Again, we don't wish to go into details about the escape. So now, our heroes (or morbid bitches whichever you prefer) are in Japan. Suck it up and deal.)

Riley slammed bottles of Smirnoff: Ice, Triple Black and Green Apple in of Megumi. They were at Funbari Inn, after several days of chaos. Megumi looked at Riley and just smiled.

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Riley and Megumi had cleared six bottles and Megumi wasn't doing to well. Riley laughed and decided to get Megumi to confess, instead of denying it all the time.

Riley: "Sooo? How's it going with Ren?

Megumi: "None of yer damn Biznes."

Riley: "Liar."

Megumi: "Like you should talk. Whadda bout you and Horohoro?"

Riley: "What about him?"

Megumi: "Damnit, how do you always do that? Make it seem like you couldn't care less when you could?"

Riley: "Because I couldn't."

Riley chugged another bottle.

Megumi: "I don't know why I deny it--- it's so obvious."

Riley: Jackpot!! "Deny what?"

Megumi: "That I like Ren----more than like----Damnit. Im the worst anti-Christ EVER."

Riley: "Now, now. Just because you love a guy doesn't mean you suck. Unless it's Ryu or Manta. In that case, yeah- you do suck."

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Ren and Horohoro sat outside Riley and Megumi's bedroom door.

Horohoro: "…Told you."

Ren: "Shut up!!! Atleast the girl I like likes me back."

Horohoro: "Asshole."

Ren smirked, pleased with his victory over the Ainu.

Megumi: "So what about you and Horohoro?"

Riley: "What about us?"

Megumi: "Do you like him?"

Riley took a sip from a random bottle.

Megumi: "Answer me, Damnit!"

Riley: "I feel for Horohoro the way you do for Ren. I just like bugging you."

Horohoro: "Yes!"

Ren: "Shut up, moron!"

Megumi finally collapsed. Oh the hangover she would have! Riley laughed and put a blanket over her sister. She then walked outside and punched Ren and Horohoro. Then sleep came.

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Ren and Horohoro woke up, a bruise on both of their faces. The door to the girls room was open revealing a bottle covered floor, a pale Megumi with an obvious hangover and a sleeping Riley.

Ren: "Megumi, you okay?" Dumb question

Megumi: "Shut up, I have a headache. Stop yelling."

Horohoro walked over and tripped over the sleeping Riley- Everyone silenced themselves in fear, but nothing happened. Horohoro walked over to see if she was still alive. She was breathing---I think.

Horohoro: "She's alive!"

Riley: "No shit, moron."

Riley reached up and slammed his face into the ground. She then went back to sleep.

Megumi: "...So, Ren, you to go get some breakfast?"

Ren: "Sure."

The two walked out of the room.

Riley: "---She really doesn't know about them eaves dropping?"

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Ren and Megumi walked down the road, not trusting Chocolove's cooking and too lazy to cook themselves, so they decided to go to a waffle place. (Author 1: ILOVEWAFFLES) As they sat down, Megumi remembered something.

Megumi: "Ren, why were you and Horohoro outside our door?"

Ren: "Er…No reason!"

Megumi: "You do know everytime you lie, I get stronger, right?"

Ren: "Uh…. That's none of your business."

Megumi: " I think it is!! I tripped over you this morning!"

Ren: "You tripped over me?!"

Megumi: "I had to go to the bathroom. It was dark as shit, I had a fucking hangover. What do you expect?"

Ren: "Good point… I guess."

The waitress walked up, her cheesy smile on.

Waitress: "Hello. Oh, are you on a date?"

Ren: "No. We just don't trust our …'brother's' cooking."

Waitress: "Maybe you're busy later?"

Megumi eyes narrowed as the waitress looked back to yell at a lecherous man. She picked up a knife and chucked it at the girls back, only she was faster than the human eye could see. Ren dragged Megumi out quickly.

Megumi: "Serves the whore right."

Ren raised an eyebrow suspiciously.

Megumi: "What? She was gonna rape you and stuff-----and rob me dry."

Ren: "Riiight."

Megumi: "Damn it, she ruined my breakfast!"

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Back at the inn, Riley was curled up against Horohoro. Who had his arms around her. Anna walked by, looked into the messy room, and gaped at Riley and Horohoro.

Anna: "…Not even gonna ask."

Anna then walked away, plotting Yoh's training regiment. (Author 1 and 2: Training from hell!!!!!)

Megumi and Ren walked around Tokyo , looking for a restaurant that DIDN'T have teenage employees, mainly for their safety. Megumi occasionally would glare death at girls, and unknown to her Ren would shoot icy glares at the guys.

Megumi: "Wanna take a break? It's too hot out."

Ren: "Sure. Theres a park over there."

They sat down on a bench quietly until some random guy starts to hit on Megumi, unaware that Ren was close to snapping his head off.

Random Guy: "So, you busy this Saturday?"

Megumi: "Yeah, Ill be having a life, which you obviously don't have."

The guy grabbed Megumi's wrist, or tried to anyway. Ren grabbed his throat and punched him in the stomach. Megumi grinned appreciatively.

Ren: "Don't touch her. Megumi lets go."

Megumi: "Okay!! Ooh look-"

A girl, who had seen Ren nearly kill that guy, walked up and clung to Ren's arm.

Megumi: "…That…Little….SLUT."

Girl: " Hey there! How'd you like to hang with me?"

Ren: GET…THIS…BTICH...OFF…ME..PLEASE!!!!

Megumi: Gladly (evil smirk)

Megumi lifted rather large rock and slammed it against the slut's head.

Ren: "Must solve everything with violence?"

Megumi: "Must you use and then contradict my methods?"

Ren: "Its fun."

Megumi: "And yet you yell-AND smack me upside the head-at me when I want to have fun."

Ren and Megumi walked off while the tow people lay on the ground, 90chance they were dead.

Megumi: "Ooh, Ice Cream!!"

Ren looked in the direction indicated.

Ren: "No. The last thing you need is sugar."

Megumi: "Aww, come one! Please?!"

Ren: "No!"

Megumi: "Meanie" But honestly, Im just glad to be spending time with him----God what a fluffy thing to say--think—Oh whatever. Ren and Megumi finally settled on a small café and then went home.

Megumi burst into the bedroom when she stopped. Riley was curled into Horohoro. His arms were around her. They were both asleep.

Megumi: "Damnit WAKE UP!!"

Riley: Make me. Besides Im not gonna. Hey I think someone's making lunch.

Megumi: "…..I guess ill talk to you later."

Riley: 'Wonder what she wanted to talk about, Oh well Im hungry. I guess I should be getting up now.'

Riley sat up, well she tried to anyway, but was pulled down by a seemingly invisible force at her waist. Looking down she saw an arm. An arm that belonged to a certain unconscious blue haired Ainu. Riley blushed. Horohoro groaned and tightened his hold on her. Riley growled, elbowed him rather harshly in the ribs. She yawned and stood up.

Horohoro: 'Damn she hits hard, worse than Megumi even.' "Ow!! What the fuck was that for?"

Riley: "I was bored." 'Why do I feel so oddly warm and safe when im around him. Gah!!! What am I thinking about him anyway! Stupid subconscious.'

Horohoro: "You could've been nicer."

Riley: "I could've but im not gonna be!"

Horohoro: 'Hopefully she doesn't ask why we were outside their door this morning.'

Riley: "Btw, why were you and Ren outside the door this morning?" 'Hopefully he doesn't know that I can read thoughts.'

Horohoro: "No reason, really." ' I cant tell her that I was eavesdropping.'

Riley: "So you were eavesdropping eh? Exactly how much did you hear Horohoro?"

Horohoro: "Not much , only the beginning part."

Riley: "You're lying! I can smell it."

Horohoro: "Fine!, we heard the whole conversation."

Riley: Blush "You little-----Baka Ainu-----"

Horohoro: "So was what you said true? I mean the part about you liking me?" 'She's gonna slaughter me.'

Riley: Fighting to keep the blush from reaching her cheeks "……." ' I should slaughter you but im not gonna blush yeah its true.'

Horohoro grabbed Riley and pulled her into a giant bear hug.

Riley: "Horohoro…..Can't……Breathe"

Horohoro blushed and let go.

Horohoro: "Ooh, Sorry."

Riley: 'Btw this doesn't mean ill be any nicer or any less evil. And Hell-forbid you mention this to Megumi. She was so wasted last night. I don't even think she realizes you and Ren were spying on us.'

End Chapter 3