Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

Reviews are appreciated. (:


Her hands slid easily through her hair, her mouth locked onto his. She thrusted squirmed underneath him, her naked body writhing helplessly.

"Mmm...Come on, please. Jake...Jake, fuck." She groaned, her body lept upwards; sweaty skin sliding against his. "Don't be a tease, baby. Please just f-" Her words turned into a moan. She moved her lips, and placed them on his shoulder, her teeth sinking in. The pain of the bite sent a slight chill down his back, the scent of her orgasm fueling his libido.

A little more...Just a little. She tightened herself around him, causing a loud grunt from his lips. His body slicked with sweat hovered over hers, trembling, shaking. His hips continued to thrust frantically. She finally sunk her teeth in all the way, and he thrashed above her, orgasm flooding him.

Just moments later, his arms gave out, and he collapsed on top of her, ignoring the red welt on his shoulder. His breathing heavy, he rolled over onto his side.

He caught her face in his palm and turned her head to look at him. "Promise me you'll never do this for anyone else." He managed to breath out.

"I promise."

"Who's your alpha?"

She closed her eyes, turning into him, leaning into his heat."You are, Jake." Her voice was barely a whisper.

"Say it." His voice was laced with demand.

"Jacob Black, you're the alpha."

His eyes narrowed into slits. He leaned over and threw his arm around her waist, pulling her against him roughly."That's right, and you belong to me."

"And I'm yours."


"What the fuck, man."

"Hmm...? Seth? What the hell?"

"Why were you moaning Alice over and over again?"

"Why were you watching me sleep?"

"I wasn't watching you, so much as hearing you. Jesus."

"Get the fuck out."

"Seriously, dude. Who's Alice?"

"Out."

"You know I'll find out."

"OUT."

"Just wait 'til you phase, dude."

"Seth..."

"You know the pack doesn't keep secrets."

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.


You know that the boundary lines in your family have been permanently abolished when you're enjoying a very- ah vivid cold shower when bursting through the door, without even knocking, comes your lovely cousin.

"Leah!" I screamed, mortified, two hands shielding the family jewels.

"Jesus, Jake. I've changed your diapers. Unless you've grown a tail, it's nothing I haven't seen before." She rolled her eyes, hands on her hips.

"Personal space, thank you very much."

"We're a pack, Jacob. Personal space doesn't exist here."

"Is there a reason you felt the need to burst in on my morning rituals?"

Leah's eyes gleamed, and she smirked, turning to leave the room. "Bonfire tonight." She whispered over her shoulder.

No explanation needed.


So.

So...

So.

So, have you guys heard?

Heard what?

Jake has a girlfriend.

Fuck off, Seth.

He does? I didn't smell anyone on him.

I don't.

Does he? About fucking time.

I fucking don't.

Well, he wants to have a girlfriend, anyway.

Awww, my little Jakey-poo has a crushy-wushy?

Now really, Leah? Baby talk?

On who?

I don't know, some chick named Alice.

Alice?

Alice?

Do we know an Alice, Embry?

I don't recall...

Is she blonde?

Tall?

Pretty?

Leggy?

Shut the fuck up, guys. I don't have, nor do I want, a girlfriend.

That's right. He just wants to bang her.

Awww. Poor Jakey hasn't been getting any action lately?

Lately?

Are you kidding me? I can smell the sex on him every night!

That's my natural musk.

Lovely.

I know.

Does this 'Alice' appreciate your natural musk?

Actually, she doesn't.

So there IS an Alice!

Fuck you, Embry.

I am getting seriously curious about who this mystery-lady is.

So am I, Lay.

Mmm. Is she pretty?

Yes, very. FUCK.

Ha. Jake's brain is betraying him.

Fuck off, Embry.

What about your little brain, Jakey? Does that betray you too?

My little brain isn't all that little, Seth.

Is that so? Do you ever think about ramming it into Al-

SHIT. SHIT. YOU FUCKERS.

I think he does. He wants to bury his hands into her hair and-

Claim her mouth with his own.

Wrap his tongue around her.

Trace her body with a map of his own saliva.

...

...Jake, what the fuck?

Oh my god, is that...?

Shut up.

Holy balls.


Three pairs of wolf eyes stared at me in horror. I widened my own eyes, and primitive instinct kicked in: fight or flight. There was no fucking way I could even begin to defend this.

Without a backwards glance, I turn on my hind legs and sped towards the forest.

JACOB BLACK WHAT THE FU-

Shut up, Leah. Where are you, man?

...

Jacob?

Jaaaaaaay-cooooob!

Jake, come on. We can ta-

I screwed my eyes shut and quickly phased into human form. Stark naked wasn't the best way to run through a forest, but it was damn well better than hearing the constant nagging of Seth, Leah and Embry.