Roxy: sorry for the later update! My computer was down so I got a new laptop!

Roy aka Final: yeah such a drag right?

Roxy: I hope you all didn't miss us too much!

Roy: I doubt they have…

Roxy: oh hush! You never think positive!

Roy: ok let's just start the fic please…

Roxy: alright!

Roy & Roxy: SO ENOUGH WITH OUR RAMBLING AND ON WITH THE FIC!!

Vergil and Dante walked out of the building. The younger twin stretched and took a deep breath of the fresh, yet bloody, air. He let out a long exhale and smiled at his older look-a-like.

"So Verge, where do you want to go now?"

"Anywhere so I can adjust to the human life."

Dante nod and took his brother's hand literally skipping down the sidewalks. Vergil felt uncomfortable about this. I mean c'mon! Grown men skipping down the sidewalk, holding hands, let alone being twins! Vergil was reminded of the childhood days of him and Dante in the park and some old hag came and pinch their cheeks.

I can remember it like it was yesterday…Vergil thought.

FLASHBACK!

"OH EM GEE! TWINS!!" The old hag came over to the sandbox and huggled Dante and Vergil. Pinching their cheeks like they were toddlers.

"FUCK OFF YOU SADIST!!" Vergil screamed and kicked him in thenuts as he took Dante's hand and skipped to their mother.

"Mommy! Vergie-chan said a bad word." Young Dante said in the most kawaii tone of voice ever.

"Yeah, but mom always says it at night. She's always: 'Sparda fuck me harder!' every night" Vergil bluntly stated.

Their mother's eyes widen and she looked away. "Vergil, never say that word again. What you hear every night has no meaning to what you said…" She got up and took each of the boys hands. "We're going home."

They all skipped to the car and the old sadist was never heard from again.

The End

END FLASHBACK!

"Verge! Let's play DDR at this awesome arcade!" Dante blurted out.

"DDR? What is that? Devil Dance Rave?" Vergil questioned.

"Nope! But you were close! It's short for Dance Dance Revolution!"

"Does it really need two 'dances' in that name?"

"Yep! Now c'mon! let's GOOOOOOO!"

Dante dragged Vergil to the arcade and did a short tutorial on how to dance.

"So you just…step on the arrows?"

"Yeah, but it's harder than it looks!"

The twins got on separate stages and Dante selected the Nijiiro song. The pizza loving twin was very good at the timing, but Vergil on the other hand…

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!" Vergil tried to keep up as he saw Dante's dance gauge turn rainbow.

As the song was over Dante got a triple A while Vergil got a C.

"Told ya it was hard." Dante said with the most cockiest attitude ever. "Wanna go again?"

"Lets…"

The two battled each other with every song that was selected!

This is gonna be a long day…

Roxy: and…WE END IT HERE!

Roy: I thought this was going to be a long chapter?

Roxy: i…lied?

Roy: (sigh)

Dante: haha Vergil got pwned in DDR!

Vergil: (blushing) I'll…kill…you…

Roxy: er…uh…reviews make us happy!

Roy: and flames makes us angry

Roxy: until the next chapter…

Roy & Roxy: JA NE!!!!!