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Chapter 3:A New Home

Obito, Miya and Homura looked at the two people in the tree before the both of them fell to the ground. Homura remembered them from earlier, No.88 Musubi and her Ashikabi. Hopefully his disguise would work as much as that American comic book character Superman, who simply had to wear office clothes and glasses to disguise himself.

"Well, this seems to be an interesting turn of events, don't you think Kagari-san?" said Miya, thinking that it was rather...convenient that two more new people would appear just after Tobi arrived. Falling on that tree, probably meant that she(Musubi) jumped really high while holding her Ashikabi...course jumping really high wasn't the same as flying.

"I have to agree, Miya." said Homura, while Obito looked at the new two additions. His Sharingan helped him see the chakra within both their bodies, it was strange because it looked like the both of them were connected.

"Um, Miya..."

"Not now, Kagari-san. We still have to discuss your rather *carefree* deed." Miya's words sent the shivers down Homura's spine, "Please, stop as you are. I would most appreciate it if you stop burdening yourself any further. Am I clear?"

Obito looked on to feel some amount of Miya's killing intent, had he still been the village's dead last like long ago he would have shit his pants from feeling it. But now he had experienced so much pain and hardship, something like Miya's meager killing intent wouldn't make him budge.

"Now, the both of you. Would you both be so kind as to identify yourself and explain what are you doing in my garden?"

"U-um, I-I'm M-Minat-t-to S-S-Sah-hashi…" he stuttered. "I-I'm s-sorr-ry, r-really s-sorr-r-ry!"

Although it couldn't be seen both Miya and Obito were to some degree surprised. Miya's reason was that Sahashi was the last name of Takami Sahashi from MBI, one of the two people who first found the ship. Whereas Obito was surprised because his late sensei's first name was also Minato.

"Oh, Sahashi is it? And who might you be?" Miya turned to look at Musubi

"I'm Sekirei No.88, Musubi! I'm a fist type sekirei!"

"Really now? Well, we can't have you improperly dr…" Miya couldn't help but smile at Musubi, however "Tobi" interrupted her by hiding behind her body...it appeared he was scared of Musubi.

Truth be told, Obito was simply having his body mimic the bodily movements of someone who was experiencing "fear". Years of killing and enduring hardship made it so that very could actually make him feel pain or fear, but he needed people to underestimate him and what's a better way of being underestimated if your scared of a girls body!?

"What is the matter, Tobi-kun?" asks Miya

Now that Miya was distracted, Minato realized Musubi's clothes were damaged, causing his nose to bleed.

"Tobi is scared! Musubi-chan is scaring Tobi!"

"Sorry! Musubi didn't want to!" apologized Musubi, "Oh right I forgot! I'm Sekirei No.88 Musubi! I'm a fist type sekirei!"

Minato caught on to what Musubi said for a second time, "M-Musub-bi-chan! I-I d-don't-t think-k, we…" Minato in a terrified state grabbed Musubi and covered her mouth, remembering Minaka's words about not letting anyone out of the Sekirei plan know about it.

"I'm Tobi!" Obito jumped out from behind Miya's back and stood up. "The partner of the great Deidara-senpai and the Akatsuki's secret leader! I can do many cool stuff! Can you?" Obito landed his eyes on both Musubi and Minato and quickly jumped behind Miya's back.

Miya did her best to suppress a grin. Musubi couldn't answer, her mouth was still covered. Everyone looked at her. Minato included. That was when Minato realized he was holding onto one of Musubi's breasts

"Um...Minato-san, is Musubi scaring you, too?"

"My, my, just how powerful those beastly urges of yours are! But we can't have you ravish this poor girl right before our eyes, now can we? Oh my, what if you will not be satisfied and decide to have a go at this poor widow as well?" gasps Miya

"W-Wait! It's not it! I -" yelled Minato, but Miya didn't listen

suddenly a floating Hannya mask appeared behind her, "Illicit activities in Maison Izumo are...prohibited." everyone was terrified at that, except for Tobi who couldn't understand what was so scary about a floating mask, I mean seriously he's even been on top of the Juubi and not once was he scared by it's looks.

"Now that you've been informed, why don't we go inside and… Oh! I forgot to introduce myself! How rude of me!"

"I-It's okay," Minato stuttered

"Still, I have to introduce myself. My name is Miya Asama, this is Kagari-san, an old friend of mine, and this Tobi-kun, my newest tenant."

"Hi!" chirped Tobi.

"A tenant? Do you still happen to have a room to rent out? Oh! Please, help us! We've been kicked out from my apartment!" Minato drop to his knees and adopted the dogeza position.

"Why,yes I do. Maison Izumo is an Inn after all and my late husband made it a point to help those in need. You can rise now."

"Tobi is a good boy! Tobi has money to pay the rent!"

It was just then that Minato realized that "Tobi" was wearing a mask. It was a strange one, there was only one eyehole... But before Minato could comment on it, Miya interrupted

"I do hope you're a good boy, too, Sahashi-san. Let's come inside to dress your friend and dress your wound before I invite you to dinner."

Obito POV

"So, how did you end up in my garden?" asked Miya while holding on to her bokken, by the looks of it she knew how to use it so I guess it's quite possible that Miya herself was a swordsman.

"Well" said Minato while laughing nervously "You know how it is...one moment a wind comes by then-whoosh-we landed here." I chuckled behind my mask that was a very poor excuse, my guess was that Minato was trying to conceal the fact that Musubi was a sekirei. This "Sekirei Plan" was probably meant to be kept secret

"Oh? What a peculiar weather phenomenon! I sure wouldn't want to get caught in the wind so strong I could be made flown. It is unbecoming of a proper woman, much less a widow!" looks like Miya obviously wasn't buying such a stupid excuse

"Oh, I'm so sorry…"

"Tobi tried to fly on the wind, too! But Tobi failed. Tobi fell from this billion-storey building and made a hole in the ground! Tobi got hurt! But lots of people threw money at Tobi and asked Tobi to do it again! Money makes Tobi very happy!"

Miya and Homura's jaws dropped. While Minato thought I was just kidding. Musubi who was wearing a kimono given by Miya didn't pay my words any mind.

"Anyway," said Miya "it's time for dinner."

"Yay!" both me and Musubi shouted.

"Huh? I heard some noise. Have you finally invited someone over here Homura?"

"Uzume!" shouted Miya, "What is the meaning of this!?" I could see what Miy was referring to, "Uzume" was only wearing her panties...blood was coming out of my nose. Something was very wrong with this world, since stuff like this almost never happened back home.

"I warned you." sighed Homura

"Ah, Miya I'm sorr-"

"WAAAAAAAGGH!" I screamed before jumping on a wall and landing on the ceiling and hiding in a corner

"What the fuck!?" said Uzume. "Who are you and what are you ding up there!?"

"Uzume! Get dressed. Now!" exclaimed Miya, "And might i remind you vulgar language is prohibited in Maison Izumo."

"I can't believe he's able to do that..." muttered Miya, "That's physically impossible...much less for a human. Tobi-kun!" she raised her voice, "You can come down now, she's gone. Now get down there and...stop dirtying the ceiling, Tobi-kun."

Uzume came back wearing her T-shirt inside out, course she didn't care. She just didn't want to piss Miya off any further.

"Now, Tobi-kun! You can't spend all day… on the ceiling…" said Miya "Did I really say that?" she whispered "Look, Tobi-kun, if you stay there, you won't be able to eat," she raised her voice again

"Tobi can!"

"Oh? Now can you?" Miya was now irritated, but I knew I couldn't really piss her off with just this

"Tobi can stick the plate here, too"

"That wouldn't do anything good, Tobi. The food would just fall. Just come down."

"Tobi can make the food fall up!" well, actually, it's just that my chakra would envelop the food preventing it from falling, but I wasn't gonna explain the technicalities.

"Ah… Oh…" she regained her composure "Still, it is improper to eat while sitting on the ceiling. Just come down now, or you don't get any food!"

"Not fair"" I whined before coming down.

"What kind of Sekirei is he?" Uzume leaned in to Homura's ear and whispers "Not now"

I looked at Uzume, now wearing proper clothes...well if you count wearing her T-shirt inside out as proper.

"Homura-san, may I seat between you and Sahashi-san?"

Every Sekirei except Musubi and Minato froze. Minato was confused and asked "Who is Homura-san?"

"Ah… ha-ha" Homura laughed nervously "That would be me"

"But, I thought, your name was Kagari-san… Wait! I know you!"

"Oh, remember now, do you? Ha… Anyway, it's just that some really close people call me Homura, and Tobi here, I introduced myself to him this way because… well, I was kind of at loss, the situation was dire, I didn't really know what to do, so I told him the name few people call me."

"Oh, God. What kind of dire situation?" asked Minato

Instead of Homura responding I responded for him "Those meanies attacked Tobi. Tobi thought they wanted to play with him, and so he started to play with them, but then they started trying to whip Tobi and stab Tobi with icicles. Tobi wanted to kill them so they wouldn't be meanies anymore but Homura-san appeared and kind of saved Tobi, so only Tobi beat them." while I was talking Homura was face palming

"What did they want with you, Tobi-kun? asked Uzume

"Tobi doesn't know. Tobi knows they wanted to bring him to someone so that they could wing him or something.

This tipped Minato off. I guessed he thought I was a sekirei, but he wasn't probably going to ask me just yet.

"Wait, don't you know what that means?! How can you? You're a…" Uzume was surprised at what I said but was interrupted before she could finish that sentence.

"Uzume! You don't want to finish that phrase, am I clear?" said Miya

"H-Hai!"

"Excellent! Why don't we start eating, now that everyone is seated?.. Tobi? Are not you going to take off that mask of yours?"

"Tobi is not."

"Otouto-kun, in that case, you're going to have some serious trouble eating," chuckled Uzume

"Tobi's not gonna have a hard time."

The moment my chopsticks touched the food it all disappeared as I was now chewing my food, sometimes I wondered how kakashi managed to go all these years with that mask on his face before I started wearing a mask almost 24/7

Minato and Uzume dropped their chopsticks at the sight

"What the" Uzume glances at Miya, who eyes her suspiciously, and gulps "hell?"

"Tobi's eating!" explaines Tobi.

"Well… This place is certainly going to be quite lively" deadpanned Uzume, while everyone looked on and heard me chew my food while commenting how good it was. Man it was fun screwing around with people.

Hours Later

I was lying down on my futon, while using my chakra enhanced hearing to listen to everything in the house. I could hear those "computer's" buzzing sounds from my time in the city I learned that they were some kind of information machine that "connects people"...I wasn't going to do an analogy with chakra, anyway.

I could hear voice from a room owned by someone named "Matsu" who like me and Musubi loved referring to herself in the third person.

In Matsu's room:

"Matsu? Matsu? Can we come in Matsu? Are you alright?" said Miya "We're coming in." both she and Homura entered the "secret" room

Matsu was staring at her screens, completely dumbfounded before giggles, only this is wasn't her "regular"/perverted giggle.

"What is it Matsu?'

"Space-warp… whatever it is, I'm calling it that. But a space-warp! Of all things!"

"Are you really alright?" asked Homura with genuine concern for his/her fellow sekirei

"No! Matsu is not alright! Did you hear me? Matsu! Is! Not! All! Right!" she started giggling even more and was about to bang her head on a computer screen before Homura stopped her.

"You know Miya-san... I never expected I'd say this, but I think this is really disturbing, more so than all her giggles over her stacks of porn… Matsu, calm down!"

"Calm down? Calm down?! Don't you understand, Homura-tan?! He used the space warp to eat without taking his mask off! It's like using a time machine to attend extracurricular activities with overlapping schedules! It's insane! Genuinely insane! And don't even start about him sitting on a freaking ceiling."

"I think your overreacting, Matsu-chan," said Miya. "Sure this is a bit strange, but every single Sekirei can pull off a stunt most humans deem impossible. Come to think of it, one of you, my Feathers, can manipulate gravity directly. Even though he's a human and not Sekirei, he may be a descendant of our predecessors, and once his Sekirei genes were activated, he could acquire all those powers."

"This doesn't explain the sheer… unnaturalness!" screamed Matsu in frustration. "I'll make Miya-tan, see things Matsu's way, just you wait, and you, Homura-tan, too, oh, how you'd be surprised, yes, my dears, you would be! Ufufufu!"

"You know, Miya-san, now I REALLY am disturbed"

"So am I, Kagari-san… But it seems like Matsu-chan is adamant."

"Look here! Look! Do you know what this is? Of course you don't, no, no, you wouldn't my dears, would you? Ufufufu! This is footage recorded by a city surveillance camera. Come on, eyes right here!"

"No way!" exclaimed Homura as he watched Tobi stoned by a crowd of people, only every single stone simply passed throygh him "Please, tell me this is CGI"

Miya was just as surprised

"It's real! Real! Ha-ha! Ufufu! It's a real deal!" yelled Matsu. "And this is not all! Look!"

They saw Tobi walking on water, Tobi walking on walls, Tobi disappearing and appearing in a whirlpool of distortions and Tobi falling off buildings before actually getting paid...what kind of people would pay to see that?

"Not even Sekirei can do that." Homura was positively shaken. "Matsu, I want you to find everything MBI has on human experimentation." ordered Homura. "I know Minaka is behind this."

"Now Kagari-san, I am not fond of the man myself, and for a moment back there I assumed the same thing as you… But Tobi-kun never mentioned either MBI or Minaka."

"He did call whoever was the culprit "Orochimaru". Don't you think the name fits that bastard perfectly? He is a snake! And we are his prey, just like ordinary wagtails. He wants us fight each other, until there is just one left! And, by the way, who told you there isn't a man in MBI, who goes by this name?"

"I see. All right, Matsu-chan, do it." Orders Miya

"Got it!"

Several minutes passed. Nothing came up. Homura was becoming desperate.

"They might just hide the information conventionally! Never hooked the servers up" objects Homura.

"Actually, they could do that" agrees Matsu. "But there is no way to bypass that, short of coming to the server room in person."

"Let's not do anything drastic," sweetly says Miya. "Anyway, it seems, we don't have any proof it is Minaka who is behind Tobi's… condition."

"Don't be so sure, Miya-san. Matsu, why don't you search for "Orochimaru"? Maybe, it's an actual name of an employee?"

Matsu looks at Miya. Miya nodded. Nothing comes up. Absolutely nothing.

"I see," he says grimly.

"Maybe, MBI has nothing to do with it?" suggests Miya

"Do you believe in that?" asked Homura with a bewildered expression on his face

"Actually, no, I don't." Homura snorted.

Silence.

"What do you think, if Tobi is MBI's and they let him out… Does it mean the Sekirei Plan has been affected?" asked Homura

"That could be the case" answered Matsu

"I want you to find any changes to the Sekirei plan"

"But Minaka changes small thing every now and then!"

"Well, and you are a brain type Sekirei! Can't you compare all the versions you have, huh?"

"Okay, okay! Sheesh, Homura-tan, there is no need to be so overexcited." She searched one more time

"Whoa!" Matsu exclaimed.

"What is it?" asked both Miya and Homura.

"There are some major changes for the later stages. Minaka will introduce to the game someone named "Guruguru". A challenge, a target. And, as you can see, this Guruguru description…"

"…fits Tobi" whispered Homura. "Can you find something on the project "Guruguru"?"

"I have tried already. Nothing."

Miya and Homura weren't sure if he was a Sekirei or not, all Miya knew was that he wasn't among the 107. He still may turn out to be some kind of artificial Sekirei.

"Well, that's too bad. Oh, well, it looks like we'll have to inform Tobi-kun of this wretched project, as he is now a part of it after all," says Miya with distaaste. "But, that would have to wait for tomorrow. Right now, he's resting. Well we should get some rest too. Staying up late isn't so good."

"Good-night, Miya-tan, Homura-tan!" giggled Matsu.

When the door finally closed, Matsu tried search for "Orochimaru" using an ordinary internet search engine.

"Mou… Only folklore, nothing else. Looks like Tobi-tan's been reading too much folklore" Matsu was disappointed, as she closed the entries, however she wouldn't forget the information no matter how unimportant it seemed.

Back to Obito

"So this Minaka wants me to "play" his game, huh? I'm gonna "play" his so-called "game" but let's say it's not gonna go as planned...I really need to use the toilet now."

Chapter 3 End