Disclaimer: Twilight is not mine….but the four kids running a muck around the house are!
A/N: Pimp this story like a 2 dollar hooker…..please. ;P
And again to those of you who are reading, thank you….I really enjoy seeing those numbers climb, if you would review that would be even better. I know it's a little slow right now, what with all the I hate Jake stuff, but promise it gets better fast.
Also, if any one knows anyone who wants to beta, and is good at the durrty burd (aka sex scenes) let me know. I need a beta.
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Well, Edward had been trained and integrated into Jakes impossible crew of idiots at the bar, and wouldn't you imagine, guess who had enough brains to figure out if someone was to drunk to keep drinking. Yup. Edward. So if I was super nervous around him the first time I saw him it was even worse now.
Jake and Edward had become friends of sorts. It helped that every time we were hanging out with Alice and Rose, Edward was there. Well, it helped with the crazy Adolf part of it anyway. It did nothing but get me more worked up every time he looked at me. I found myself following him places when he was near, making excuses to Jake about how I needed another drink from the bar, or I just wanted some of the chips Rose had in the kitchen. Really, I was just so aware of him that I always knew where he was when we were in the same vicinity.
I began fantasizing about him all the time. I would picture him grabbing me from behind and yanking me in to the supply closet. He would kiss me with force but it didn't matter because I was kissing him the same way. I would reach down and grab him through his pants. He would yank his shirt off, then mine, with such speed I wasn't even sure if I saw him do it. I had no self control at this point. I would unbutton his pants and push them down before he had time to realize what I was doing, and before I knew it, he was doing the same. All the while my hands were roaming every part of his body, his chest, his legs, his deliciously built arms. I could see us pushing and rubbing against each other until I was so wet my panties were soaked. I could feel him against my thigh, his hand gently but firmly rubbing my clit. I couldn't stand it anymore, I would pull him to me and feel his tip at my entrance.
That was as far as my fantasies always got, just to the part I wanted do much. Someone always interrupted or just my mind would get in the way. There is no way that would ever happen I would tell my self. He has morals, and I could never do that with anybody, let alone him, Alice's brother. So I was stuck. I would get myself all worked up and then have no release. I would turn in to a mumbling idiot anytime he spoke to me. I could imagine how funny it was form the outside. My biggest fear was that Jake would catch on and then fire him, or worse, explode on him.
So I turned to Jake to work out my frustrations. As long as Jake shut his mouth and I closed my eyes, sex was GREAT! In my head all I saw was Edward. I could see his face looking down at me, feel his arms around me, and could breathe in his scent. That was until the genius decided he wanted to talk dirty, then all was lost and there was no getting it back. I was just having sex with my husband, ugh.
I asked jake one day, "hey babe?"
"Yea"
"have you found a girl to run money on the front gate yet?"
"no, why? You have someone in mind." I wasn't sure how he would take this so I tried to keep my heart rate under control. It was strumming so loud I was sure he could hear it froma across the room.
"Well, kinda. I was thinking. You know I am so freaking bored here on the weekends when your at the bar, and I don't really go out much anymore, and with school out for the summer, I don't really have much to do."
Jake butt in, "Just spit it out Bells. I hate it when you rant on about nothing." Uh, who really talks to their wife like this. I can rant if I want to. He does it all the time, my favorite is when its 3 in the morning after he has gotten back from work and he wants to tell me about the killer fight we had.
"Oh, ok. Well I was wondering if I might be able to fill that spot. You know you can trust me with the money and I already know most of the people, so I wouldn't need a whole lot of training, and…"
"That is a great idea baby! I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner!" well that's probably because you have the brain of a goldfish most of the time. I just can't help myself, he irritates me so much. "Yea, bells, we can go get your paperwork in today after dinner. There shouldn't be anyone there, maybe some of the guys hanging out havin a drink is all." He walked by and pinched my nipple just hard enough to make me pull away, and gave me a kiss.
I felt a wave of anger shoot through me and before I knew what I was saying it was pouring out, "Damn it Jacob Black! Why must you insist on groping me every time you come near me! Why can't you just kiss me one time with out fondling me like some damned whore at your club!" I couldn't help it. I just walked away and started to get dressed. Jake didn't respond.
We drove to the bar in silence. I could feel he was angry at me for yelling but he never said anything. As we got out of the car, Jake grabbed me by the arm, "Bella. You are my wife." I started to respond but Jake didn't give ma a chance. "And if I want to touch my wife than I will. That's my right as your husband, understand?" He didn't wait for me to respond, just turned and stalked off.
I found him at the main bar, surrounded by a group of people. I wasn't sure who they were but then I heard Rose telling Emmett to pay up. I glanced over to her and saw her standing there with about 15 shot glasses in front of her. I wasn't sure if they were all hers or not. But I did see Emmett hand over a wad of cash to Rose. Rose turned, bouncing and laughing, to Alice, who was also bouncing and laughing.
"What in the world did you do to her Alice?" I spoke loud enough that everyone could hear me. I had never seen Rosalie act like she was fifteen before. It was hilarious!
"Nothing! I just hinted to Em over here that rose could do more shots than he could in 5 minutes." Alice grinned like the Cheshire cat she was.
"And as you can see, Alice was right." I would have known that voice in my sleep. I was like heaven had opened the sky and let us hear the sweet songs of the angels. It was Edward.
"Really?! Exactly, How many shots did she do?" I eyed Edward carefully. I was a little flustered just hearing his sweet voice. When I realized he was walking over to me I about fainted.
"She did 17 shots in 4.5 minutes. Emmett gave up after the 14th shot. He always has been a pussy." Edward laughed, then added as Emmett punched him playfully in the arm, "Rose I think you're my new favorite Sister in-law." He winked at her and gave her a hug. She just giggled and was fanning the money in her face like a fan.
"HEY!!! Drinks on me…..wait, no, not actually ON me but I'm payin!" Rose was doubled over in laughter when she said this.
"Damn, Rose. Now that's something I would have like to see." Alice punched Jasper in the arm. "What babe, you know I only like my drinks on you." Alice jumped in to Jaspers arms, and they proceeded to, well you know, what ever it is that loving couples co.
"Bellsy, you're drinkin too. I don't care what Adolf says! Joni! Joooonnnniiiii!" I had seen Rose drunk before but nothing like this.
Joni was standing right in front of her. "Yes, Roooooosssssiiieeee?" Joni mimicked her back, but with a slight Hispanic roll of the tongue.
Joni-woni. Bellsy needs to be drunk! Just like me! Get her a drink puhlease." Joni shot me a look that said is this chick crazy? I just shrugged and gestured towards the bar.
"Beer me up, Scotty." With that Joni handed me and Alabama Slammer. It was my favorite drink ever. I was a favorite of the early American hookers, how's that for funny?
Well, Joni, since I'm not on the clock why don't you get me something too. Please." Edward stepped closer to me. So close I could feel his body heat. "So, Bellsy." He mimicked Rose perfectly. "Whacha two doing her tonight? Alice said she wasn't gonna invite you. Something about tools?" he gave me the most wonderful crocked smile.
"well, Jake needed someone for money on the front gate, and I volunteered." He didn't need to know the real reason was so I could see him more often.
"So your gonna be here with us on the weekends from now on?" I couldn't help but noticed the smile growing. Get over yourself Bella. He's just excited because….well just because. He knows your Jakes, as gross as that maybe. I nodded in response. All coherent thought was now thoroughly washed away from my brain.
I hadn't realized it but I had sucked down the entire drink in my Edward induced coma. Before I knew it, he was handing me another. His hand lingering just a bit on my fingertips after I had a hold of it.
Then reality arrived. "Bella? What are you drinking?" he turned to Rose, "Rosalie, are you trying to get her drunk again? You know what a tard she is when she's drunk. Hell she can't even walk straight hen she's sober. I mean come on Rose, she completely handicapped" everyone had stopped talking and was staring at Rose and Jacob. I set my drink down.
"No. Bella drink it." She glared at me from the other side of Jake. She looked Jake right in the face, "Jacob. Bella has not been out with us, and had a good time in months. You can't keep her locked away all for yourself all the time. You will drive her insane. So she is gonna stay and drink, and don't worry she's not spending any of your money." She handed a drink to Jacob. "Here. drink. Now." She leaned close to him and pulled his face down to hers and whispered something. I thought I heard something to the effect of, talk like that about her again and I will tear you part. Jake grabbed his drink and downed it in one shot.
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Friday came, and I got ready for work. Work, right. That bar is one big playground for drunks that's all. I slipped in to the red shirt and walked in to the living room. Jake was waiting impatiently for me at the front door.
"Its about time. Damn, what took you so long? "
"I just wasn't sure how I should so my hair. I mean if it is windy tonight then it needs t be back, and besides its hot outside. I was just trying to make sure I looked presentable, that all." I should mention that the bar was an outdoor bar. Complete with a pool and everything. People flocked here every weekend from all over to shake their asses and find someone to shack up with that night. It helped that we were on a lake and the front part of the bar was basically the boat docks. People would park their boats and walk right in to the bar, less than 10 yards away.
Truthfully I was just trying to make sure I looked good for Edward. So it just tickled me pink when ever he turned around to talk to me. He was checking the I.D.'s and I would take the cover charge. We spent the whole night chatting and flirting, at least that's what I got form it.
At some point he began to speak of his little girl, Alexia. I was shocked when I saw the pictures he showed me, "sorry." He said, "I can only show you the ones on my Myspace page. I don't have any in my phone." I made a mental note to start a Myspace page of my own. HAHA. Wonder how Adolf's gonna take that. I just wanted a way to talk to him.
I complimented him on how adorable she was. I noticed that any time a guy would begin to flirt or show any interest in me, he would come up behind them and politely tell them to keep moving. It's just because I'm married to Jake and I'm sure Jakes given the order to keep me free and clear of the male population. But I couldn't help but wonder if there was something more.
The nest day I signed up on Myspace and had my page up and running. I even managed to upload a few pictures. You can guess who the first person I added was right?
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I began talking to Edward, via Myspace, almost daily. But the message I got today took me back a notch. I had been chatting with him most of June, and now we were into the 2nd week in July. I had commented on Edwards upcoming trip back to see his daughter. He very quickly responded with, "Don't worry I'm not going anywhere until I get my way with you."
I had to step away for the computer. Thank god it was Tuesday and Jake was at work. I could feel the blush rising in my face. I tried to respond with something just as dangerous, but all I came up with was, "You know this would be a lot easier in person. Lets have lunch." I included my phone number and told him to text me.
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A week later, I had managed to convince Adolf to let me go to the Thunder from Down Under show that was in town, with Alice and Rose. I spent the whole night texting Edward. He kept teasing how he knew how I just loved the guys that were there. I was feeling bold after the four Smirnoff's so I responded with, "Yea, but I would still rather see you up there."
Rose and Alice began to notice I was a bit preoccupied and not having fun with them. So when my phone buzzed on the table, Rose snatched it up. Thank god Alice was in the bathroom, because if that was Edward, I did not want to have to explain my self.
"Bella!" Rose half yelled across the table.
"Yes?" I tried to sound innocent, even though I was pretty sure what the text said.
"Care to tell me who you're talking to?"
"No one unparticular. Why?" I could feel her penetrating gaze seeing right through me. "Who's the text from?"
"You know exactly who it's from Bella. Why is Edward sending you directions to his apartment?" Rose looked at me with knowing in her eyes, the lights dancing in her violet-blue eyes. The blush got deeper in my cheeks.
"Uhhh. I don't know maybe he sent them to the wrong number?" It sounded more like a question than an answer. I could see Rose scrolling through the texts we had already sent.
"Is this who you have been talking to all night?!? Oh my god, Bella do I smell, dare I say it? An affair?" she drew the last word out as she spoke it. I grinned with out meaning to.
"NO!" my voice was giving me away, it always did. "No, we are just friends, just talking. But I think I'm going to go over and hang out after the show is over. What do you think?" I hoped that she wasn't ashamed of me.
"Bella! Shit! I don't care! I won't tell anyone, but I want details. Ok?" her eyes were wide with excitement. "Just make sure you do something I would do. Which is pretty much everything." She said with a laugh.
I snatched my phone back form Rose just as Alice came back to the table. "Hey, I think I'm gonna have Jasper come get me, I'm not feeling so hot." Alice looked like she had eaten a cow and then regurgitated it.
"Alice, you feeling ok? You look bad." She slumped back in her chair and put a clothe to her forehead.
"No, I think the booze is disagreeing with me tonight. Jazzy's on his way, I'm gonna go wait outside. Sorry girls. I'll call you tomorrow." With that she stood and walked off to the main entrance of the hall the show was at.
The show ended at 10pm. At 10:01 I was in my car calling Edward. His place was only a few blocks away, so it took e less than 10 minutes to get to the front door of his apartment.
I could feel my heart racing, my palms beginning to sweat. He was waiting for me at the door.
"Hi. How was the show? Did the boys get you all worked up?" he chuckled at me and gave me a bottle of water. "It's to help with the hang over tomorrow."
"I'm not drunk Edward. I only had four drinks and they weren't very strong."
"Yea, but I saw you after Rose got you drunk. You're a light weight." He opened the bottle for me and led me to the living room. "Care to tell me why Rose is texting me telling me to have a good time?" The crooked smile that took my breath away reached all the way to his eyes. I thought I saw the faintest amount of blush in his face.
"Uhh, well she kinda grabbed my phone before I could when you sent the directions." I looked at him apprehensively.
"Ha ha ha! Really? Well I guess she is the expert at this sort of thing. She can keep a secret away from the devil himself." What did he mean this sort of thing?
He sat next to me on the couch and placed his hand on my knee. I gulped down my water to keep my head from swimming. He was right, I'm a light weight.
We started talking. It could have been hours, minutes, days, I didn't know. All I could concentrate on was the way his hand felt running circles on my thigh. The shorts I had chosen to wear tonight were a good choice. Thank god I had shaved my legs! The skin tingled wear he touched it. Who was I kidding my whole body was tingling with him this close to me.
I was to busy trying to keep my head straight, I didn't notice him lean in and kiss me on my neck just beside my jugular vein.
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A/N: Sorry but I have to work tonite…so off to bed I go. I will try to update after my three shifts (three 12 hr nite shifts, ugh)
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