Note: Sorry that I changed the rating. I put some mild sexual jokes in this one and I just wanted to be save. AS per a request y my sister I wrote this one almost all following Optimus. Enjoy the story.

Lizzy had a hard time sleeping that night she was far too anxious about her date tomorrow night. Sometime around 1:30 she fell asleep due to pure exhaustion. Her dreams were filled with Optimus Prime doing all sorts of wonderful things to her. Some of which she wasn't even sure were possible, but she really hoped they were. She got out of bed and into the shower. After getting ready for her day at school, she spent a few minutes trying to pick out what to wear for her date. After laying three outfits out on the bed she had to rush down to the car to meet up with the others.

Everyone was already in their usually seats. Death was driving because it was her car. Jessie was in the back driver's side seat; Alex was in the rear passenger seat. Anna was in the rear middle seat, trying to guard her breakfast pizza from the other two. Lizzy got in the front passenger seat, she smiled at the others and they drove off towards the campus.

"The four of you have to come over to my place tonight before I leave. I have like no idea what I should wear. I was thinking about going in that black dress I have but I figure that would be too fancy for a drive in. Plus it's going to look like I'm there alone so I think I should maybe dress down a little but I still want to impress him." Lizzy looked at everyone hoping for one of them to help her. Anna what staring confused that her and Alex was carefully stealing a slice of pizza.

Death was the only one to reply to what Lizzy had said. "Well I don't really think the ticket sales person at the drive in would say anything for all they know you could be meeting someone there. I vote you wear the short black dress and I can loan you a pair of fishnets and…"

"Fishnet tights? Death I'm only going on a date and it's to the drive in." Lizzy's face was slightly red.

"Well you want to get laid don't you?" Death raised her one eyebrow in an attempt at a sexy face.

"It's my first date with him!" Lizzy's face got even redder.

"You already were making out with him, and that was before you went on a date. I mean you have to want it a little." Death turned and looked ate Lizzy while that sat at the red light.

"Maybe a little but I wouldn't let him know that." Lizzy was looking down at her feet slightly embarrassed. "So are you going to come over and help me?"

Death laughing slightly put her one hand on Lizzy's shoulder. "Sure thing" and then the light turned green and she went back to focusing on the road.

~Meanwhile at NEST HQ~

Optimus, finding that he had nothing scheduled and that there was nothing to keep his mind from being too nervous about his date, went to go find some vehicle polish. He paused in front of the oversized mirror that Jazz had insisted they put in the area that served as a rec room for the Autobots. Optimus sighed as he realized how much dirt and dust was on him, it was going to take a bit more than some polish to make him look good. He sighed again as he went off to find Will.

Optimus located admiral Lennox in his office. He went inside, having no trouble doing so as the room had been designed so that the 'bots could all fit. Will was focusing on some official looking papers, which Optimus knew therefore, made them very boring to read. He made a sound that is what the humans would call 'clearing your throat'.

Will looked up from his papers. "Hey what's up Big Man?"

"I feel a little awkward asking you this." He paused for a moment and Will nodded his head for him to continue. Optimus vented a sigh and went on. "Perhaps you could take me to one of the truck washes you had mentioned a while back. I feel that I am not quite presentable enough for her."

"Her? You mean Lizzy said yes? When did you ask her out?"

"Yes, she did. Yesterday while you were giving a second tour of the base..."

"Yeah because you wanted everyone to see the energy saving lights." Will rolled his eyes.

"Yes. I would like to make myself more presentable for her. I believe that a wash would be a good idea." Optimus put his hand on the back of his neck awkwardly.

"I suppose I would have to pay?"

"No, I acquired some US currency from Robert Epps. I believe that it is enough to pay for the cleaning and for movies."

"Bobby just gave you money? Or did you steal it from him?" Optimus could tell the Will was trying hard not to laugh.

"He made a bet and he lost it. The details of said bet are not important at this moment."

Will, struggling to get his word out around his laughter, managed to stutter out a few words. "Lost... Bet... Against… giant… robot…" Optimus vented a sigh again and waited for Will to stop laughing. After a few minutes he did. "Yeah I'll take you to the truck wash. You just have to wait until I finish this." Will picked up the papers and shock them in the air. "If I don't die of boredom that is." He slammed them down on his desk

Optimus knew quite well that it was one of the human's figures of speech and that Will would not actually die from reading the papers. He left the office to try and find some other way to distract himself from thinking too much about his date. He however was unable to find anything to do so he opted to go recharge while he waited for Will. He informed Jazz of where he would be and left for his barrack.

Optimus was awoken several hours later but Will throwing rocks at his head. Optimus grumbled and sat up.

Will smiled "Truck wash remember?"

Optimus nodded his head once and stood up. They walked out to the front of the base together. Optimus transformed and Will got in. They pulled out on to the main road and headed for the wash. Optimus didn't say anything to Will and Will didn't say anything to Optimus aside from telling him where to go.

They pulled into the wash. "Money Optimus?" Prime popped open his glove compartment Will blinked several time to make sure he wasn't seeing things. "Optimus you have a couple thousand in here. What exactly did you bet on?"

"The first time was who could do the most push-ups. The second time was the most pull-ups. The third time…"

"How many times were there?" Will blinked again.

"If you would like to wait a minute I could figure that out for you."

"A lot then, ok that's all I need to know I guess." Will then read the sign that had the different options for washes on it and briefly explained each of them. Optimus then picked the most expensive one. A full outer cleaning, all sides the roof and the undercarriage; two coats of wax, Optimus said he wanted to shine for her; and finally a full inner cleaning including the sleeper, that included shinning up all surfaces that could be shinned. The man who ran the wash said that the whole thing would take roughly two to two and a half hours.

Will whispered to Optimus to lock the glove compartment. He then handed the money and the fake keys for the semi to the man in charge and went inside where he was told there was free fresh coffee.

The man in charge of the wash got in and pulled Optimus up into a wash station. He got out taking the keys with him. After a few minutes 3 men, wearing drenched white t-shirts and blue jeans, as well as 3 women wearing very revealing bikinis, began to rinse off Optimus. He felt a little awkward at first letting them touch him and a bit like he was betraying Lizzy since the women were dress so revealingly. After a few minutes he relaxed a bit though he still paid very close attention to what each of them were doing. He had to fight a strong urge to shudder when one of the women went to wash his undercarriage. The water felt a bit strange.

After they finished spraying him the men left and came back shortly after with buckets of soap water and sponges. Each of the women grabbed a bucket and the same one as before crawled under him again and went to work with the sponge and soap water. Again Optimus had to fight an urge to shudder. After they rinsed all of the soap off a new man showed up and her crawled inside of Optimus and started to vacuum the floors and seats as well as the sleeper. Optimus was more focused on the women who were busy putting the wax on him. All three of them were making a point to show off their bodies to the men. He could feel himself starting to heat up a bit.

Optimus decided to go about counting the number of tie Epps had lost bets against him so that he could give Will a proper answer. By the time they had finished applying the wax Optimus had finished counting the number of time he and Epps had made bets against each other. The owner of the wash got and used the fake keys to move the semi to the front of the wash. Will came out with a cup of coffee her gave each of the men and women a tip, giving slightly more to the women. Optimus knowing that is was only because of how they were dressed. Optimus checked the time and was pleased to find that it was already 3:30. Will got in and they started to drive back to the base.

"In answer to your earlier question there were 50 times." Optimus then went back to not talking. While will just kept laughing