Me: Hey!!! Sorry I took so long!
Drew: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Me: Eh-hem, I said, HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drew: AAAgh!!! Huh? Oh, you're back.
Me: ... well?
Drew: Well what?
Me: Didn't you MISS me?
Drew: *thinking* No, not really.
Me:*grabs misty's hammer and hits Drew with it*
Drew: OW!!!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: For not missing me.
Ash: Hey! You're back! What took you so long?
Me: Well I'm glad SOMEONE missed me. Anyway, here are the 3 reasons I was gone for so long.
1) My computer crashed
Drew: Crashed into oblivion?
Me:*hits Drew again with Misty's hammer*
2) I had writer's block
Drew: *in pain* shocker.
Me:*hits Drew AGAIN with Misty's hammer*
3) I have A.D.D. (Attention Deficit Disorder) and was distracted by other websites.
Drew: .......Geeeee. NO ONE would've guessed THAT.
Me: Drew, I swear I will, HI MAY!!!!!
Drew: *sweat-drop*
May: Uhhhh, hi?
Drew: Oh just get ON with it. You know how LONG we had to wait here? We had to read your first two chapters and your progress on this chapter OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I can't BELIEVE you had Ash talk about...... THAT. *shudders*
May: I know. *shudders*
Me: Oh, you know you didn't mind it.
May/Drew: WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: You readers are probably wondering what THAT is, so read on and Drew, do the disclaimer.
Drew: *sigh* If it'll get you to shut up. Eh-hem, Shuuka4ever does NOT own Pokemon or anything related to it or else the show's ratings wouldn't be this high.
Me: *get's Misty's hammer* Ok read on!! GET BACK HERE DREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 3
"Why do you keep arguing with May all the time?" Ash was keeping his promise about the lecture with Drew.
"She starts it."
"Well, do you enjoy arguing with her?"
"That depends, but I usually win."
"Drew," Ash groaned.
"Fine, I guess I could try to be a little more cooperative."
Drew burst into laughter at the thought of him being cooperative with May.
"Actually, I thought it was a good idea."
"Yeah, like I would be cooperative with May!"
"Well, if you ever want to be friends with May or anything close to that, you should at least try."
"Why would I want to be friends with May?" Though in his mind, Drew was hurt by this comment. He thought he was friends with May.
"Well, you do like her," Ash said quietly, though, not quietly enough.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Drew exclaimed.
"Nothing, just saying, you'll have more of a chance at being her friend if you're more cooperative."
Drew sighed. Ash proved yet again that he was a colossal waste of time.
"Drew, if you want any advice on love, you should ask me!"
A voice Drew dreaded to hear. It was Brock's, and he was talking about . . . love?!
"What's all this LOVE talk?!?! I thought we were-" Ash cut Drew off.
"Get out of here Brock! I'm lecturing Drew!!"
"Well you're not doing a very good job."
"How would you know? Were you eavesdropping?"
"No, I just know these things."
Drew sighed again. This could not get any worse. Drew thought. Then, to prove him wrong, Misty walked in.
"Oh please, neither of you know anything about love!"
Drew sweat-dropped as Ash, Misty, and Brock fought over who was the best at giving love advice which, in Drew's opinion, none of them could do.
"Hey guys! What's goin' on?"
"DAWN?!?!?!?!?"
Drew smacked his forehead. How am I going to get through this day? thought Drew.
"Hey Dawn, can you help us out? Who do you think would be suited in giving Drew love advice?" asked Ash.
"WHAT?!?!?!" yelled Drew(again.)
"Jeez Drew, stop yelling." ordered Misty. "So, who do you think is better suited?"
"Hmmm . . . . . . ME!!!!"
"WHAT!!!!!" they all exclaimed.
"What's wrong with that?"
"THAT'S IT!! I'M OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!" yelled Drew as he ran towards the park.
"Now look what you did Ash."
"WHAT!! It's YOUR fault Misty!!!"
"I HATE HIM!!!"
"May, calm down."
May and Brendan were in the Pokémon Center. Poor Brendan had to listen to May complain, not that he minded listening. (Drew: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!!), anyway, (Drew: HEY!!!).
"Hey, May."
"What?"
"When is Ash and co. coming back? It's almost time for dinner. "
"Why the hell should I care?"
"Wow May, you were never the one to use fowl language," said Brendan jokingly.
"Heh, nice sarcasm. You never were sarcastic when we were younger. Looks like we both changed."
"I wouldn't say that we changed much though."
"Why do you say that?" Brendan got up and grabbed May from behind. "AAH!! Brendan!! Don't . . .
heh . . . . I'm . . . hee . . . . I'M TICKLISH THERE!!!!!!!"
"See? I told you, you haven't changed!"
"Stop!! Brendan!!! Please!!!!"
"Well, well, well, what do we have here?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What the heck is their problem?"
We last left Drew running towards the park away from Dawn, Brock, Ash, and Misty who were trying to give him love advice. (Drew: Thanks for reminding me.) Anyway, Drew was thinking about what Ash had said.
Am I really not friends with May? I mean, I know we fight, but no one is perfect, right? Ok, so no friend on Earth fights as bad as me and May do, but that doesn't matter, right? he thought. Drew sighed. May and I aren't friends, are we?
Drew walked over to the park's lake.
"I guess, it wouldn't KILL me to be nicer to her. I should find her and apologize."
Drew decided to walk to the Pokemon Center to see if he could find her there.
"H-H-Harley?!?!?!?" yelled May and Brendan.
"Hello hon. I just wanted to see where I left my jacket and here I find you two, OH IT'S JUST SO EXCITING YOU TWO ARE SO OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed an unusually excited Harley.
"In.......love?" said Brendan.
"YEAH RIGHT!!! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS HARLEY!!!! WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE AND FIND YOUR STUPID FRICKIN' JACKET?!?!?!?!?"
"Fine May, I'll go and leave you two, ALONE now"
"HARLEY!!!!!!!"
"May? Are you in here?"
"Huh?" May then realized that Drew was now standing at the door, looking into the room where she, Brendan, and Harley were argueing.
Drew looked down. "Sorry if I was interrupting. I'll leave you to do whatever you want." Drew's voice sounded stern and cold towards May, though she didn't know why.
"Drew wait!!" It was too late. He had already left the Pokémon Center. May sighed and Brendan walked towards her.
"May? You ok?"
"Yeah I'm fine. I should go talk to him. I'll see you at dinner, 'kay?"
"Ok! See you then!" May left the room and left Brendan and Harley (who still hasn't left!!) alone.
"Huh? What's the matter hon? You look so down. Let me guess, you like her right?" Brendan quickly looked up from the ground and stared at Harley in disbelief.
No way. Is it THAT obvious? No, I can't let him find out. If Harley finds out, He'll tell everyone! I got to act fast.
"Yeah right Harley!!! I don't like her like that! It's just that she was my first friend when I moved to Littleroot Town. This is the first time I've seen her since she moved to Petalburg City. I'm just worried about my best friend, that's all Harley! Gosh!!" And with that, Brendan sped out of the room to "see when dinner would be ready" (*koff* to check up on May *koff*.)
"I wonder where he ran off to." We last left Ash, Misty, Brock, and Dawn trying to decide who would be best at giving Drew love advice, and unfortunately for Drew, they all suck at giving love advice. (in Drew's perspective) Ash and Co. are now trying to locate their grass-haired victim.
"Look what you did Ash! If you would've just gotten me to talk to Drew, he wouldn't have run off like that!" shouted Misty.
"Shh!!! I see him over there by the lake!"
"Where Brock?"
"Look over there Dawn."
Sure enough, Drew was sitting by the egde of the lake. He was thinking about what he had just stumbled upon and COMPLETELY misunderstood the situation.
So, May likes Brendan huh? Wait, Why do I care!! Ugh!!! Drew slapped himself for that. He couldn't be jealous, could he? No way. He's DREW, and Drew doesn't get jealous. Well, I've also never really LIKED a girl enough to get jealous when someone else approached her. Ugh. What's wrong with me? I can't possibly-
"Drew?" Drew's train of thought was interrupted by a familiar voice. "Are you ok?" asked May.
"Just leave me alone."
"But I want to talk to you about before."
"Well maybe I don't want to hear it!" snapped Drew.
"You don't have to yell Drew."
"If I don't it won't get through to that brain of yours!!"
"Well excuse me for HAVING a brain!!"
"I do SO have a brain!!!"
"It doesn't sound like it!!"
"Look, I'm out of here."
"I am not done with you Drew!!"
"But I'm done with you!! I'm going to go help Nurse Joy get dinner ready." Drew headed over to the Pokémon Center.
"Get back here!!" May ran afteer him and Braock, Dawn, Ash, and Misty were still eavesdropping.
"That was some fight." said Dawn.
"Don't worry about that fight Dawn," said Brock. "It could've been ALOT worse."
"Drew!!" May was still following Drew, trying to get him to talk to her, but he just ignored her. Drew walked into the freezer to get ice for Nurse Joy. May followed.
"Man, it's cold in here," said May who was shivering.
"Then get out of here." replied Drew.
"Not until we talk."
"There's nothing to talk about!"
"That's not tru-" May was cut off by a loud slam. The freezer door had been locked shut from the outside!
"YOU'RE KIDDING ME!!!!!" yelled May and Drew. They were now trapped in the freezer with no heat.
Me: Well, what do you think?
May/Drew: YOU TRAPPED US IN A FREEZER?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: It wasn't my idea. Btw, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANKYOU musicrazy13 for that wonderful idea.
Drew: I'm gonna kill musicrazy13.
Me: HEY!! No killing one of my best friends!
May: Umm, How did the door close?
Me: Oh, Dawn passed by and said, "Why is this door opened?", and then she closed and locked it.
May/Drew: DAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Anyway, I'll try and update faster next time but I need to know my story is good!! So please, please, PLEASE R&R!!!! And I'll see you in Chapter four!!
