"Hi there! My name is Depthmon and this is my good friend Bart Simpson." I said in an office. "How's it hanging?" Bart said. "Well readers I got some very, very, very, very, very, very, good news. I am the new owner of The Simpson's!" "No you're not!" Bart said. "Um, why not?" I said "Well locking up Matt Groening in a closet then taking over The Simpson's company isn't owning us." Bart pointed out. "Guess you're right Bart, hey in wich closet did I put him in?" I wonderd. "We better look for him" Bart said.
20 ways to annoy Lisa
1. Millhouse asking Lisa out.
2. Ralph asking her out.
3. Mr. Bergstrom leaving again.
4. People who make fun of vegetarians.
5. Take her Malibu Stacy Doll and tell her you'll break it.
6. If she doesn't believe you break it.
7. If she does brake it anyway.
8. Take her sax and tell her you'll break it.
9. If she doesn't believe you break it.
10. If she does break it anyway.
11. Video tape her trying to beat you up put in Youtube and called it Revenge of the Nerds.
12. Sleeping over at Patty and Selma's house.
13. Beat her at the saxophone.
14. Increase in global warming
15. Whacking day.
16. Bart throws his bitten cereal in her cereal.
17. People not knowing who Bleeding Gums Murphy was.
18. Getting a B on her grades.
19. Getting into trouble because she saw something funny while the teacher said "tromboner" in music class.
20. Millhouse trying to kiss her and does while not paying attention.
Well today was one bad day. Fist of all Ralph and Millhouse asked me out! Then Mr. Begstorn came back and left again! Then Jayne made fun of me of being vegetarian. And the author broke my Malibu Stacey and my sax. And when I attacked him he recorded me trying to and now people call me the nerd in the Revenge of the Nerds.
Then I had to sleep at aunt Patty and Selma's house! The author beat me at the sax and Dad burned his shoes increasing global warming. Then Whacking Day happened again then when I asked someone what they thought of Bleeding Gums Murphy they said who was that. Then in class we got our grades and I got a B on geometry!
Then in music class Ralph got his head stuck to his shoulder and when I laughed, Mr. Fargo trombone with an r in the end and I got in trouble. And in the end of the day when I was reading Millhouse kissed me on the cheek then…I slapped him.
Well readers I know this isn't my best chap….but it was hard to get to annoy Lisa and Maggie is going to be next… I think tomorrow is going to be up. I'll try.
