Yay! I make another! It's disappointing, though, that the only one of my stories to get a decent number of reviews is Four Becomes One :(. Why am I cursed with being the only Sonic the Hedgehog, Warriors, Space Channel 5, Jet Set Radio, and NiGHTS fan in existence? Oh well, you guys don't come here to hear me complain! Onward!

Episode 3: Shadow the Hedgehog

"It's almost time for the next episode," Knuckles commented, looking at his watch. "Sonic and Caliburn better hurry it up."

Almost as if on cue, the duo returned, Sonic wrapping bandages around his many cuts and Caliburn glaring at him. They sat in their seats.

"Wow Sonic!" Tails exclaimed. "You must've really made that sword mad!"

"Hehe…" Sonic chuckled. "Yeah, I really made him mad when I told everybody he has a thing for Percival."

"Be thankful she wasn't there to hear you, or I would have been tempted to slice your head right off your shoulders!" Caliburn growled.

"I couldn't tell you the number of times I'VE been tempted to kill Sonic," said a voice beside Caliburn. They all turned.

"Shadow?" Sonic said. "So you're here too…"

"Hello, faker," the black hedgehog replied.

"What are you doing, calling him 'Shadow'?" Caliburn asked. "He is surely Lancelot!"

"No… he's not," said Sonic.

"But he is!"

"He's not!"

"He is!"

"I can end this real quickly," said Shadow. "I'm not Lancelot."

"But… the resemblance!" Caliburn cried.

"Get over it. He's not Lancelot," Sonic retorted.

"SONIC!!!!!" a pink hedgehog in a red dress a row behind hugged him by the neck.

"Oh… my… flippin'… gosh…" Sonic gasped. "Amy… lemme… go! Can't… breathe…"

"Oh my gosh!" Amy instantly let go. "I'm so sorry, Sonic!"

"Nimue?" Caliburn asked in wonder. "Is that you?"

"Caliburn!" Sonic exclaimed, exasperated. "Are you gonna do this to everyone?! She's. not. NIMUE!!!"

"But…"

Caliburn's protests got cut off by the lights dimming once more and Poppy coming out to announce the next victim… err… star.

"Shadow? Shadow the Hedgehog?" Poppy called out. "Is Shadow here?"

"Looks like you're up, buddy," Sonic smirked. Shadow stood, completely unworried.

"Don't get too cocky," he warned as he made his way out. "I'm untouchable."

Shadow crossed the floor in great strides and sat in the chair, which became illuminated for the show.

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars.

"Bring it on!" Shadow said, cockily folding his arms behind his head.

Shadow the Hedgehog… he plays with dolls.

"Yeah right!" Shadow scoffed. "Is that the best you've got?"

You do realize we have proof, right?

"… Proof?"

Poppy came over to the screen, removed the Sonic/Caliburn video, and replaced it with another:

Shadow, Cream, and Cheese (the chao) are sitting on the floor at Cream's house. A bucket full of dolls and doll clothes lay on it's side in the middle. Cream is holding a girl doll and Shadow a boy doll.

"Hiya, Boy!" Cream squealed, pretending she was the doll. "Wanna go out with me?"

"I thought you'd never ask!" Shadow replied in a high pitched voice.

"Then let's go!" Cream and Shadow "walked" their dolls over to a sports car, where Shadow "drove" it away, making "vroom" noises.

"Vroom! Vroom!" Sonic taunted the black hedgehog, whose face was bright red from anger and embarrassment.

"I was only playing with her to keep her busy while her mother was away!" Shadow protested.

"Since when do you play with little kids?" Sonic shot back.

"Since her mom started paying me to watch her! I get a good 50 bucks for just keeping an eye on her!"

Like we care.

"You…"

Shadow the Hedgehog… he stalks Sonic.

"Aw, gross Shadow!" said Sonic, sticking out his tongue. "Isn't Amy enough?"

"I'VE NEVER STALKED THAT FAKER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!" the black hedgehog was really mad now. "WHAT THE HECK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?!?!"

What's the matter with YOU, stalker?

"I'M NOT A STALKER!"

Sure, keep thinking that, "Amy."

"HOW DARE YOU?! I'M SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG! SHADOW!!!"

Shadow the Hedgehog… he grabs random girls and makes out with them because he's never had a real girlfriend.

"You… you…" Shadow spluttered. "When I find you… you… are… so… DEAD!!!"

Quick! Someone grab him before he starts stalking ME!

"I've got him!!" Poppy cried as she grabbed the enraged black hedgehog and began dragging him back to his seat. Sonic, who was laughing so hard he thought his lungs would explode, turned to Tails.

"So… much… better… than… last time!" he gasped between laughs. His friend nodded in agreement, and they both laughed together.

Now you know Shadow, the Sonic-stalking, doll-playing, random girl kisser.

That was better and worse then my last two ones! Poor Shadow! Even Sonic wasn't that cruelly tortured! :)