Sonic: Ever sense Shadow died in a tragic tanning bed accident, my asshole just hasn't been stretched the same...
TheRapist: Well, Sonic, one of the parts of just letting go is just taking a long walk on the beach, and realizing how pointless you and the rest of... Hedgehogmanity..? are. You might as well end it all while you still can. Death is a blessing. Then, after you realize that, say to yourself, "Shadow is one lucky 1 inched hedgehog." Then you just feel better about the situation, and you have a better life until the big cocked Jesus drags you into oblivion.
Sonic:...
TheRapist: What's wrong little boi?
Sonic: I'm a satanist, you insensitive buffollo FookeR.
TheRapist: Wait, sense you're a satanist, can I ask a question?
Sonic: K bb.
TheRapist: Do you vape in men's pussies and call them your memeslut?
Sonic: No, others vape in my pussy, not the other way around. The vape nut.
The Rapist: What? Did you say vape nut?
Sonic: Did I stutter?
The Rapist: Sonic, ever sinse the accident, you've had a fatal speech impediment, the only reason the author isn't expressing this is because he's a fat fucking cunt, writing as he (and his hawt af breadstick) goes. And I'm telling you this for no reason because if you had a fatal stutter, I think you'd know.
