Hey wazzup? I'm writing two chapters from two stories today so don't be mad if this chapter is a little short!!

Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Disney!


"Whoa! Where the hell are we?" Tristen asks.

"Not in hell, this place is all fairy tale like!" Mai says.

Tea says, "Ooooooo! Look Mai! Dresses for 2 cents!"

Mai and Tea runs to buy dresses for . . . um . . . two cents.

[Suddenly a guy rides into town in a white horse]

The Guy says, "Why hello, I have not seen ye before! You must be foreigners with thee strangeth clothing!"

"Thou lost and want to leave quickly mayhap you are a bastard?" Yami Bakura says.

"Huh? Wadda you talking about dude?" The Guy asks.

Yami Bakura says, "Excuse me?????"

"Pardon?" The Guy says.

"Never mind," says Yami Bakura.

"So what is you're name?" Yami asks.

The Guy answers, "Why, I am Charming"

"I'm sure you are, now what is your name?" Yugi one asks.

The Guy repeats, "I am Charming"

"God! We don't care if you're charming or not! What the crap is your name??" Kaiba yells.

The Guy says, "I am afraid that you are mistaken! I am Charming!"

"That's it let's kill him!" Mokuba says.

"Dibs on head bashing!" Joey agrees.

[MANY MINUTES LATER]

[The guy who is actually PRINCE Charming is dead! Man, Fairy Tale gone totally messed!]

Mai and Tea suddenly appears and says, "OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED PRINCE CHARMING!"

"Who?" Tristen asks.

"You know the guy that marries Cinderella . . ." Mai answers.

Joey cries, "Holy shit! We just killed a guy in Cinderella!"

"Uh oh!" Yugi2 says.

The Fairy Godmother pops up and says, "O dear! Thou Prince is dead! (A/N: Lol!) I have to send Cinderella to the ball! What ever shall we do???"

"That's it, let's kill her!" Mokuba says.

"Dibs on head bashing!" Joey agrees.

[SEVERAL MINUTES LATER]

[Fairy Godmother is now fairy dust!]

Tea shakes her head, "O shit!"

"You guys! OMG!" Mai cries.

"Whoops, was that the fairy godmother?" Kaiba asks.

Yami says, "DUH!"

"If we don't fix this then the story will be ruined and we will never return home!" Bakura says for some reason.

"I blame you Mokuba!" Yami Bakura claims.

Tea suddenly thinks of an idea, "I got it! We will disguise as Prince Charming!"

"What do you mean by 'We'?" Kaiba asks.

Tea smiles, "I meant YOU Seto Kaiba!"

"WHAT? WHY ME?" Kaiba yells.

Justin Timberlake says, "Because you're an ass."

Tea nods.

"The hell are you doing here?" Yami says.

Justin Timberlake shrugs, "I dunno... darkshadow-23 doesn't even know I exist."

"Then how did you get in this fic?" Yugi2 asks.

Justin Timberlake says, "I have no idea! Well I better go! Wait am I a singer or actor?"

"Um . . . singer!" Tea thinks.

Justin Timberlake says, "Really . . . ok, bye!" And disappears.

"Anyways . . . let's go!" Tea says.

[Everyone except Kaiba, Mokuba, Bakura and Yami Bakura is at Cinderella's house]

"Ok Yugi you will be the Fairy Godfather," Tea directs.

"ME? WHY ME?" Yugi1 complains.

"You are very short." Mai answers.

"O shut up!" Yugi1 mutters.

Tea calls, "Tristen! You done making the dress??"

"Yep!" Tristen says, holding up a surprisingly nice dress.

Yugi goes up to Cinderella.

Everyone else is whispering, "Go Yugi! Go Yugi! It's your birthday! Uh huh! Uh huh! Go Yugi!"

"Hello Cinderella!" Yugi1 says.

"What the hell are you?" Cinderella asks.

Yugi1 yells, "WHAT YOU SAY?"

"Who are you?" Cinderella asks.

"Oh . . . I am you're fairy godfather! You have to go to the ball and um stuff yea . . ." Yugi1 says.

"But I don't have a dress!" Cinderella says.

Yugi1 is muttering, "Who needs a dress you'll still be ugly just the same . . ."

Cinderella asks, "Pardon?"

"Uhhh nothing. So do you want to go to the ball?" Yugi1 asks.

"Sure wide ass," Cinderella says.

"WHAT?!?!?!" Yugi1 screams.

Cinderella answers, "Sure why'd you ask?"

"Well here's your dress," Yugi1 says and shoves a dress in her face.

"Aren't you supposed to magically put this on for me?" Cinderella complains.

"Shut up and put in on!" Yugi1 says annoyed.

Cinderella groans and goes to the bathroom to put the dress on.

Tea runs quickly to Yugi1 to say, "Great job Yugi! No here are her glass slippers!"

Yugi1 is about to grab the 'slippers' but says, "Hey! These are plastic shoes!"

"Hey take what you get! Good thing Joey just so happened to have a pair in his pockets!" Tea says.

Joey waves and smiles.

Yugi1 rolls his eyes and grabs the 'slippers'.

Cinderella comes in as soon as Tea leaves and says, "There, done."

"Here are you're friggin' slippers," Yugi1 says in a grump.

"Um . . . those are plastic shoes!" Cinderella says.

"How would you know! Plastic isn't invented yet!" Yugi1 yells.

"Hmmm you're right. Ok then," Cinderella says, puting on the 'slippers'.

"Your ride is outside," Yugi1 says.

Yugi1 and Cinderella goes outside.

"Man, sweet ride!" Yugi1 exclaims.

[There's a 4 by 4 Jeep Wrangler sitting outside!!!!!]

"Here's your ride Cinderella!" Tea says.

"A Jeep? It's the 16th century! We have couches!" Cinderella says.

Mai says, "But this is so much sweeter don't you think?"

Cinderella agrees, "Ok but can I have a Mercedes instead?"

Joey smiles, "Ok!"

Jeep (It was actually Tristen) turns into a SWEET Mercedes.

Cinderella gets into the car.

"Why do I have to be the car!!" Tristen complains

"Because You're name in Japanese is Honda!" Tea replies.

"Point taken," Tristen sighs.

"And besides you are so much more useful as a car then as a person!" Mai says.

"I SAID point taken!" Tristen yelled.

Yami puts on some sunglasses, "Time to ride!"

"Are you sure you know how to drive??" Yugi2 asks.

"Sure! I took "How to Work Future Inventions 101" in Ancient Egypt!" Yami says proudly. Yami can't start car. "Shit!"

"Um . . . Yami, that's the brake . . ." Tea said.

Yugi2: He must have failed tha class -.-;

"I know that! I just wanted to check if it worked! Yep it does! Now let's go!" Yami says. He hits the gas and drives like crazy!

[MEANWHILE AT THE BALL]

Kaiba is in a lawyer's suit.

Mokuba and Bakura and Yami Bakura are giggling at Kaiba like crazy.

"I can't believe I have to wear this!!" Kaiba complains.

"Sorry Seto but that was all we can find!" Mokuba says.

"A lawyer's suit??? Where the heck did you find a lawyer's suit in Fairy Tale land??" Kaiba yells.

Yami Bakura answers, "It was on sale! 1 cent!"

Mokuba and Bakura and Yami Bakura laughs like crazy.


Well I'm ending it here! The ending? O long story short, Cinderella goes to the ball sees Kaiba dances with him blah, blah, blah . . . Kaiba decide to kill her instead of marring her . . . Little kids who are reading this story cries and jumps of skyscrapers blah, blah, blah. Boring story huh? Well review anyway!!!! And people who haven't read my other story "No Sanity Allowed" should really read it!!!!!!!!!!!!

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