The Silver Wolf: Well, this is the lovely second chapter of A Summer at the Burrow. Dudley finds it more and more difficult to live in a wizards house every day. I've also changed this from general to romance. So it's a kind of romantic comedy. Dudley and the twins are the comedy part...Harry and Draco are the romance part. Oh and this takes place before the 7th year. And it's an AU because of what happens in the book. Because George still has both his ears...

Disclaimer as usual.

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Chapter 2: Vampires and Puffapods

Draco was one of the first to wake up in the house. The twins had been at their experimenting all night and they obviously hadn't gotten any sleep at all. But what woke Draco was Razor tapping at his window. He'd sent an owl to his mother telling her to send him regular supplies of blood so he didn't have to feed off anyone in the house. She'd obviously responded.

Draco rolled out of bed, careful not to disturb Harry, and went over to the window to let Razor in. Razor gave a silent nod in Draco's direction and handed him a letter and attached was a spell card, a small index card with a spell written on it for him to use.

Dear My Dragon,

I know it must be hard for you being a vampire now, but the attached spell card will turn any liquid into the desired blood type. Just whisper the words to your mug or cup or what have you, and it will turn to blood for you. Just be careful around the Weasley's with it. I'm sure it would be a great shock to them.

I'm sure you've told Harry by now about your new condition, give him best wishes for me will you, dear?

Love,

Narcissa

Draco closed the letter and gave Razor a pat on the head and stupidly walked back to the bed and climbed back in. Harry moved a little but he didn't wake up, much to Draco's relief. He heard a soft bang from somewhere in the house, and he sat up and wondered where that had come from. He figured it was Fred and George messing around again.

But the bang woke Harry and he sat up too, mumbling something.

"I'm coming, I'm coming..." he said out loud as he got up and then said something that Draco couldn't understand. It was Parseltongue. That little bang must have been Harry's snake moving around on the floor above them. Harry turned around to look at Draco, he held up with his right hand a box. Draco had always wondered what that box was for. It had been in here since he got here, and it smelled really bad. "She's hungry, have to go feed her." and with that Harry took the big box of, obviously, dead things, and went to go feed his snake.

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Dudley heard a bang in the house, then loud shuffling above him. It sounded like something sliding across the wooden floor. Then he remembered Harry's snake. That's probably all it was. He tried to go back to sleep, but then he heard a door open and then close again down the hall. He got up and looked down the hall and saw that Harry was walking out of his room, in his boxers, with a big box with a sticker on the front that said, "Basilisk Food."

Now Dudley was curious enough to actually ask Harry if he could see this snake of his. "Hey, Potter, heard you have a pet snake. Can I see it?" he asked as he came out of his room.

"Huh? Sure Dudley, come on." Harry said as he walked up the flight of stairs at the end of the hall. He then proceeded down the hall to the very last door at the end of the hallway. "Wait here while I go and tell her not to hurt you."

"Sure..." Dudley sounded like he was about to laugh, talking to snakes, how stupid could his cousin get? But then he remembered that time at the zoo. He waited in the hallway for almost two minutes and then Harry yelled that it was okay for him to come in. Dudley walked through the door only to find that there was another set of stairs that went up. It must have been an attic before Harry's snake took it over as her summer home.

Dudley walked into the room where Harry was standing throwing giant dead rats in the air, and something was catching them and eating them. The giant snake poked her head out from behind a giant pile of boxes similar to the one that Harry had. Dudley, to say the least, was scared stiff. He'd never seen such a big snake. If there were things this big in the world how come normal people hadn't discovered them yet?

"Why is your friend staring at me?" Dudley couldn't understand what it had said, but Harry obviously did, and responded to it in the same language.

"He's a muggle, he's my cousin. He's never even heard of a Basilisk until now." Harry said back to the giant thing, but again, Dudley couldn't understand it. It was all just a bunch of hissing to him.

"You really can talk to that thing, can't you Potter?" said Dudley in disbelief.

"Yes, and I think you've seen enough. Eva needs her rest, she likes to sleep when she's done eating. Time for you to go. Me as well. Waking a sleeping Basilisk is a fate worse than death." Harry said and quickly pushed Dudley down the stairs and out the door, shut it, and locked it once again.

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Draco looked at the door as it opened and Harry walked in right in the middle of a great yawn. When he sat on the edge of the bed, ready to get back in, he said, "She picks the worst times to be hungry, I swear." he said and shifted back under the warm covers on the queen sized bed. Draco just smiled down at him and laid back down as well. The two fell asleep again, but it was short lived, the breakfast bell rung about half an hour later. Running up and down stairs could be heard out in the hallway.

"Oh geez, why can't this family ever do things like everyone else? Why do they have to have a bloody bell that sounds through the entire house? Can't we just get up and eat in our own good time?" Draco started complaining about the bell that had only just now stopped ringing.

"Sorry Dragon, that's how things are run here, and if they weren't then no one would ever get to eat anything and they'd run out of food way too quickly. With all these people in the house this was the most effective way." Harry got up and out of bed and went over to the dresser and got a pair of his tighter than usual jeans, and a black shirt with green around the edges.

"You've taken quite the liking to the Slytherin colors haven't you, Harry?"

"Well, they match my eyes. I've got the right mind to ask Dumbledore if I can change houses. Actually, that's not a bad idea. I'd have to talk to Ron and Hermione about it though."

"Understandable, now let's go eat before Fred and George do anything to the food." Draco laughed, and the two boys made their way down the stairs to the kitchen. Draco didn't even bother putting on at least a pair of pants, he knew all too well that no one really cared, as long as he had his boxers on he didn't care either. Harry didn't seem to mind at all.

They got down to the table and everyone seemed to have already started eating. Harry had to talk to Hermione and Ron while they were still at the table about wanting to change houses. Fred and George would want to hear it too.

"Ron, Hermione, I've been thinking. I...I want to see if Dumbledore will let me change houses."

"What? Why?" Ron said, through a mouth of scrambled eggs.

Hermione nudged him for horrible manners and then said, "You want to be in Slytherin, don't you? I understand, however, Ronald may not be as understanding as myself."

Ron looked back and forth between Harry and Draco and then just kinda caved in. "Awe, I don't mind mate, just...don't go completely Slytherin on us...will ya?"

Harry smiled brightly at how understanding his friends were about how much he wanted to change houses. Draco smiled as he took his cup up to his mouth, whispered something to it, and Harry knew what he'd done. As long as everyone else was oblivious Draco was safe, for the time being. After breakfast was over, Harry would go upstairs and write a letter to Dumbledore asking permission to switch houses.

Later, when Harry had finished helping Molly with the dishes, he ran up to his room and grabbed a piece of parchment and began scribbling down his letter to Dumbledore with his request to join the Slytherin house.

Draco could only smile at the sight he walked into. Harry was sitting at his desk with his Raven, and Hedwig. The Raven's name escaped his memory, but when he was done writing the letter, he gave it to Hedwig, and out the window she flew.

Draco walked over to Harry and put his arm around him. "Dumbledore's letter? Pardon my subject change, but, what's your wonderful Raven's name? It seems to have escaped my mind." Draco patted the jet black night raven on the head. The Night Raven was the magical version of the muggle crow. It was much bigger, and sometimes glowed in the dark when its master was in trouble. The bird would usually always fly to him if Harry were ever in trouble. He was surprised it didn't fly off to one of the other Gryfindor students.

"Oh geez, her name is Lily, after my mother. I don't know why I decided to call her that, but it was the first thing that came to my head when she was given to me." Harry smiled and then looked at Lily lovingly.

"Hey," Draco said and pulled Harry's chin back to look at him, "You're not allowed to look and anyone like that except me, remember?" Draco leaned down and kissed Harry's cheek before straightening up and moving to go and sit on the bed the two shared.

"I really hope you're able to get the change, we could share the same dorm. Ron said he didn't mind, and Hermione is supportive of you..." Draco trailed off in his thoughts.

Lily flew out the window just as Hedwig was coming back in. "That was quick. I don't even think he had time to think about it." Harry said taking the letter from Hedwig and opening it to read its contents.

Dear Mr. Potter,

I accept your decision to become a Slytherin with open arms. Your new robes will be sent to you at the Weasley residence before school begins. Also, all the professors will be notified of your change in house.

Please note, that I am not doing this because you are a special case, but simply because I think your vampire will need monitoring.

Dumbledore

"I supposed the bloke wouldn't trust me once he found out I was a vampire" Draco said from his spot on the bed.

"Oh, don't worry about it Dragon. I'm sure he knows that I'm the only one besides Snape that can keep you in line. That's probably why he agreed." Harry's face was smug, and Draco looked flustered.

"Oh, come now, I'm not that unruly am I?" Draco looked back and forth between Hedwig who had given a loud hoot, and Harry who was shaking his head. "Oh, piss off before I bite you." Draco said in a playful manner and ran over, picked up Harry dropped him on the bed, and proceeded to sit on him.

"Ow! Get off of me DRACO!!!" Harry screamed and the whole house heard it.

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Ron heard the screaming from up in the boys room, he figured they were just messing around and didn't bother to go up and look. He figured he'd just walk in on them again, since it's happened more than his fair share of times since the two of them have been together. Even when they were in school, Draco always managed to somehow find his way into the Gryfindor rooms after hours.

But now, if Dumbledore gave Harry the okay to be in Slytherin, all those awkward moments would be gone. But they would still be friends, and they'd still be able to see each other. Plus they would still have classes together. Ron didn't have any objection to his friends sudden change of heart. After all, his friend did have a relationship that he had to worry about now. He didn't think that Harry would let separation in school get to him so much, but it obviously did get to him a lot. Ron heard someone coming down stairs and saw that it was Harry waving a letter around.

"Is that the letter you got back from Dumbledore? Already?" Ron sounded quite surprised.

"Yup, he said it would be okay for me to transfer to Slytherin." Harry did a quick spell on his clothes and they changed into something else. The clothes he wore now were MUCH different from what he was wearing before. His pants went from a blue denim to a black shining leather with chains wrapped around his waist. His now black sleeveless shirt fit snugly on his torso and sported a green and silver snake on the back and the Slytherin House symbol on the front. And he had a few studded bracelets around his wrists. The black buckle up commando boots were the last little bit that kinda said that Harry over did it.

"Lion, I think you over did it just a little bit." Draco said as he came down the stairs, staring hungrily at his boyfriend.

"I'm not a lion anymore Dragon, I'm a Snake, just like you." Harry turned around to meet his Dragon's fangs with his mouth. Ron gave a slight gasp at seeing Draco with long fangs.

"Sorry to startle you Weasley, but yes, I'm a vampire now, as you can plainly see." Draco closed his mouth, but you could still see his fangs. They hung out over his bottom lip and Harry wondered how he'd kept them hidden all this time. "Retractable fangs, gotta love it. Would you like to join me Harry?" Draco said opening his mouth, baring his fangs to his lover, and slowly raking them across his neck like he was his next meal.

"Draco, I still have life to worry about, if I had to choose between life and death..." Harry was cut off as Draco pierced Harry's first layer of skin with his teeth, not deep enough to draw blood, just to give Harry a taste of the feelings he'd be missing out on. "As long as I'd be with you in my eternal undead life I'd choose death..." with that Draco sunk his fangs the rest of the way into Harry's neck. Ron, shifting uncomfortably on the couch let out a small burp, he didn't much like the sight of blood, but the two kinky bastards in front of him didn't seem to care.

Harry let out a growl from in his throat and Draco pulled his long fangs out of Harry's neck and cleaned up the stream of blood that was coming out of his neck like it was a rushing river. Harry let out a scream of pain as he felt something in his mouth begin to hurt, very badly. He opened his mouth to scream but it never came, instead what did rear their ugly heads were two fangs just as long as, if not longer, than Draco's.

"Oh great, now we have two Slytherin Vampires living with us for the rest of the summer. Oh boy...Hermione isn't going to be happy about this one." Ron said just as Hermione walked in.

"Not happy about what?" she said and looked at Ron.

"That." Ron said plainly and pointed to the two vampires standing in his living room.

Hermione dropped her mug which hit the ground with a thump, and just stared at the two boys in front of her.

"I suspect Dumbledore gave you the okay to be in Slytherin?"

Harry nodded his head and smiled with his fangs hanging out over his lip. Hermione had to admit, the two were just about the sexiest sight she'd seen in a long time. Two gothic Slytherin vampires in a sexual relationship together would drive any raving hormonal girl mad with envy. She went over and took her place next to Ron on the couch.

The two vampires took their seats on the couch across from them. "I suppose you two will need a regular supply of blood from now on? Where exactly are you planning on getting it?"

"From each other." Draco said point blank. "Harry's blood is intoxicating. Plus our blood supply replenishes faster than any normal person anyway." Draco stated, but this was something Hermione already knew.

"I think I'd like to go for a walk out back, coming Dragon?" Harry said and got up and walked over to the door that led outside.

"I'm coming." Draco said and followed his lovely vampire out the door.

Hermione couldn't help but smile, "Those two are extremely sexy..." All Ron could do was sit and stare at her in disbelief at what his own girlfriend had said about two Slytherins.

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Dudley heard someone come outside, he saw a very different looking Harry, and a very different looking Draco. The two looked like all the blood had gone from their bodies, both extremely pale looking. Both of them were even wearing dark sunglasses, even though it was really cloudy outside. Something was up, and Dudley wasn't going to be left in the dark about it. The two ran off into the woods behind the house, and Dudley went after them. But before he could actually do any kind of following, he was stopped dead in his tracks by the twins popping up in front of him.

"Where do you think you're going muggle?"

"We've got a surprise for you."

"Come with us, we promise we won't bite."

"Well, maybe a little Fred."

"Oh yes, but not enough to hurt, George." the two started going back and forth with themselves and Dudley tried sneaking around them to follow Harry and Draco.

"Oh no you don't, spying isn't very nice, especially on vampires."

"They hate being interrupted when feeding, but you wouldn't know that would you?" the two said in unison. As soon as Dudley heard the word vampire he was even more curious than he was before.

"Draco's a vampire?" said the stupid muggle.

"Harry too." they said together.

"Can I see this? I don't believe it." Dudley ran past the two annoyances and saw Draco and Harry staring at each other. Draco opened his mouth, and long fangs came down from his canines. Harry did the same, and the same thing happened. Now both were staring at each other with this weird cheeky vampire grin on their faces. Dudley was scared shit-less as he watched.

Harry turned his head and sunk his teeth into Draco's neck and just started swallowing. Dudley felt like he was going to be sick to his stomach. Then a giant black bird came and swooped down and landed on Harry's shoulder. He pulled his fangs away from Draco's neck and looked at the bird.

"Hello Lily, what've you been up to?" Harry said to the bird.

"Alright, enough spying, you're coming with us, Dudders." the two said, and grabbed him and apparated from the woods. They wound up in the experimenting room in the house. Dudley had a scared look on his face the whole time.

"You're going to be tasting a few of our newest Skiving Snackbox treats." said Fred.

"The first one is..." said George.

"The Nosebleed Nougat." the two said together and gave him a piece of something that looked like a piece of candy. The only difference was that I was two different colors.

Dudley didn't want to disappoint, even though he hated wizards and all their possessions, these two seemed to make useful things that could help him get out of school. "What will this do to me? Make my nose bleed?"

"You got it!" The two said.

"My you're a quick one aren't you?" Said George.

"Don't be insulting the muggle's intelligence George." Fred pointed at him.

"Don't be silly Fred." said George.

While the two continued to go back and forth with each other, Dudley stuck one end of the candy into his mouth and right away his nose started to bleed, a little at first, but it got worse as time elapsed.

"Uh...guys, my NOSE!"

"Oh, right." The two said. "Just eat the other side and it should stop." they said and then they looked at each other. Dudley quickly put the other end in his mouth and his nose stopped bleeding. Then he looked at the two in front of him. They looked like Harry and Draco did out in the woods. He was starting to get sick and it wasn't from the skiving candy he'd just eaten.

One of the twins put his hand on the other's neck and he moved in and kissed him. Dudley felt a little vomit rise in his throat. This was a little worse than Harry and Draco, this was incest.

The two didn't really care that Dudley was watching them make out. Fred was getting into it a little too much, and wrapped both his arms around his brother's waist. George just put his other arm around Fred's neck and the kiss got a little deeper.

"Guys, I'm gonna be sick for real if you two don't knock it off!" Dudley screamed over the two that were starting to make little moaning noises of pleasure.

"Oh, sod off muggle." the two said and continued to kiss each other with fire the strength of a whole box of their famous Wildfire Whiz-Bangs. Dudley didn't have to be asked twice to leave. He flew out that door like his cousin was threatening him with one of those defensive spells he kept talking about.

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Harry and Draco were on their way up the stairs. They were just coming in from outside. Dudley was rushing down the stairs with his complection looking a little green. Harry and Draco looked a little confused, but then Dudley turned around and ran back up to meet Harry.

"The people in this house are all gay, I swear it. You, him, those two." he vaguely pointed up the stairs, and then handed Harry the Nosebleed Nougat and Harry knew what he was talking about.

"I can't believe they're still testing things on him. It's like they don't know how their products will affect muggles." Harry looked at Draco with a stupid look on his face, "Uh...lets not tell Mr. and Mrs. Weasley about this, hm?" Harry gave Draco a somewhat forced smile.

"Agreed, love. Let's go, I'm beat. I think you took a little bit too much blood from me." Draco said with a tired look on his face.

"Huh? You can't be that tired. I'm not done playing with you yet!!" Harry whined as he ran up the stairs after Draco and collided with him into the room. He knew the whole house had heard that and he could just picture the face Dudley was making. A sickening green complection with a cringe on his face that made him look sicker than he was.

Dudley's possible face made Harry laugh a little bit, but not enough for Draco to notice. He slammed his lips against Draco's and pushed him back so they both lay on the queen sized bed in the middle of the room.

Harry began stripping both himself and Draco of their shirts. As soon as the offending garment was out of the way, Harry began to ravish his boyfriend's sexily muscled chest and perfect six-pack stomach.

"You know, I'm really not up to this tonight Harry, I think I'll make you suffer a little longer." Draco said and picked him up and carried him over to the window and jumped out the window.

Harry was expected to fall right from the window to the ground. Instead of hitting the ground when he had expected to, he opened his eyes slightly to discover that they were flying. Draco was carrying him and they were flying through the air.

"Sorry I didn't tell you I could fly earlier. It's just something I found out myself." he smiled at the other vampire in his arms that was looking at his surroundings in awe. "You can do it too if you try. Wings aren't that hard to use, you just have to concentrate a little at first to get them going." Draco looked around, he was in the Weasley's garden. He found a patch of puffapods and flew over to them. He dropped Harry on one of the pink pods and it burst into a sea of flowers. Draco couldn't hold in a laugh as a few of the flowers landed on Harry's head and he was still wondering what had happened.

Harry shook his head and the flowers that had rested atop fell off and landed in his lap. He looked around and spotted Ginny poking at another, smaller puffapod. Harry called to her and she was confused for a brief moment, but then saw where the voice had come from and smiled.

"What are you...uh..."She looked at Draco who was floating in midair with wings that looked like a dragons. She couldn't say much to either of them when she saw them. It was like staring at a dream that would never come true. She looked at Harry, there was something different about him. His eye's were shut and he looked like he was concentrating on something.

Ginny looked at him funny, but then understood as wings formed in the air out of Harry's back as well. But they were different from Draco's. Draco looked a little puzzled but then smiled and flew and sat next to Harry and sat down.

"You really are an angel, you know that right?" Draco put his arms around Harry and he looked kinda confused at first. But then, when he spread his wings and looked at them, he understood. Instead of the leathery dragon like wings that Draco had, his were black with spotted emerald green feather.

Ginny looked on in amazement at the two vampires in front of her. "Harry, should I go and get Hermione? She might know why your wings are different.."

"No, Ginny, we'll get back to the house on our own thanks." said Harry and he jumped and took to the skies above the tops of the giant oak trees. Draco followed suit.

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"I never thought I'd see the day..." said Hermione as she looked at the two of the vampires in front of her. It was literally Heaven and Hell standing on front of her.

"Do you know why our wings are different? I thought all vampires had leathery dragon wings. Harry's are feathers though." Draco still looked a little confused.

"Yes, I think I know why. Why don't you you all follow me up to mine and Ron's room. I have a book I'm pretty sure will explain everything." Hermione went up the stairs, followed by the two winged vampires, then Ron.

Up in the room that was on the second floor, the third door down on the left, Hermione went digging through a small beaded hand bag. It was almost smaller than her hand, but when she opened it, she almost stuck her whole ARM through it.

"Now, I know I put that book in here somewhere...AH! Here it is." she said and pulled out a book bigger than the small little purse. She flipped through the pages of the big book for a few moments, and then skimmed through a page. "Ah, here it is..."

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The Silver Wolf: Don't you guys just hate me? Aren't you just dying to know what Harry and Draco are? Oh you're just going to have to wait until the next chapter comes out. HAHAHAHA.!