Yay! So thanks to SukiTakayoshi, I've decided to include school, which will make this story longer. I'm not sure by how much, depends on if I get some ideas along the way (since I'm making this up as I go), but I know that it'll be longer. Now I present to you...Chapter 3!


"I growled, "Whatever happened..."

"Never happened." he finished for me.

I grinned and scooted over to the left side of the bed, pulling the covers over me as I sunk down. I felt the bed sink down even more as he plopped himself down. Soon, dreamland swept over me."

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Akane

Ring ring. Crash.

Oh God, not again. I looked down the bed to see if the clock had already been smashed to pieces yet. Still in tact, just laying on the floor. I sighed relief. As I plopped back down on my bed, I was surprised when I hit something hard. I looked up, silver hair?

"Gah!" I scooted back till my back met the wall.

Hidan ran his fingers through his messy hair as he sat up, his purple eyes just barely open. He was sleeping, in my bed, shirtless.

"Put some damn clothes on!" I threw a shirt at him.

Apparently he didn't really pack neatly. His clothes that he brought with him from his hotel were all sprawled out on the floor. The only thing that was "neat" was a black suitcase, probably with the necessities. He mumbled something incoherent, then he fell back onto my covers. I rolled over to my side of the bed to pick up the alarm clock.

"Hidan...if you don't hurry your damn ass we're gonna be late for school. It's already 8:21."

This got him up. He sat straight up with a horrified look, "What? School? What does that have to fuckin' do with anythin'?"

"Knowing my uncle, he's probably gonna enroll you to my school 'cause you're his wonderful son." I stated.

"Oh you know me so well Akane-chan~" he popped his brunette head in with a bookbag already filled with supplies.

I stuck out my tongue, "Damn straight. Now I'ma go ahead and use the bathroom first. You can explain the rules to him Uncle." I rolled outta bed, mentally adding, "So he can break 'em."

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Hidan

I growled, "Why the fuck do I have to go to school?" as I leaned my arm on the shot gun's side of the window.

"Because my Uncle's a dumbass who loves to fuck with my life." Akane rolled her red eyes while her knuckles that were clutching the wheel turned white.

I sighed, "Great...this'll be the time of my life..."

Soon the school came into view. It looked just like your regular high school, red buildings with students flooding in. The entrance had about five or more glass doors that led to Hell. In front of them were stairs, and next to the stairs were those big flowerpot-like structures. Looking at the colorful lilies and morning glories just reminded me of Zetsu. Akane soon reached the parking lot and pulled her blood red Chevrolet Cruze into a parking space. As I got out, she tossed me my bookbag. I caught it and slung it over my shoulder.

"Let's go before the bell rings. I wanna get more sleep in." she muttered.

And with that, we opened the many gates to Hell. I expected it to be big from the appearance of the outside, but to be this huge? It looked as if it had seven floors that could fit a football field and more on each level. The walls were white, some had light yellowish beige. Light grey lockers were blocked against the walls while sunlight flooded in through huge glass windows. At the corners of the walls there were bright green plants in yellow pots.

"Come on, this way to the Principal's office." Akane tugged my sleeve.

I reluctantly followed her, taking in my surroundings. Most people seemed to stare at me in shock, some drooling, which was probably because of my black rolled up sleeved shirt being unbuttoned all the way, and some glaring at Akane. After a few seconds of walking, she stopped at a door.

Leaning on the lockers a few feet away from it, she said, "Go inside. State that you're a new student. And the rest just flows smoothly."

I nodded and did as she said. When I went in, I saw there was this brunette woman with her hair tied in a neat bun. She held some papers in one hand while sorted out some with her other. I cleared my throat. She immediately looked up.

"Umm...I'm the new student..."

The papers she held had dropped down to the grey desk as she grabbed some more papers, "Ah yes. Hidan is it?"

"Yes."

Her smile brightened as she grabbed some other papers and handed them to me, "Well I look forward to having you as a student here. Here is your schedule and a map of the school if you get lost. Would you like to have someone escort you?"

"Ahh, I already have someone." I grabbed the papers.

Her smile dropped, "Oh? And who might that be?"

I used my thumb to point to the door behind me, "Akane. She's a student here."

Her eyes narrowed and the frown deepened, "Oh. Her."

I mentally smirked, so...the teachers must've known her pretty well...Wonder what she did to get this lady to hate her to show her displeasure out to a new student.

"Are you sure you're okay with her? I mean, it might not be safe..." her voice was stern.

"Hey lady, I can choose whoever I want to escort me." I bluntly stated.

She opened her mouth in surprise, "Well..."

And with that, I left. I looked over to where Akane was. She was leaning against the lockers for support, her arms crossed and a leg lowered to where the locker and floor met while other was spread out in front of her, her eyes closed and head tilted to the side. I went over to her.

"Oi, wake up." I snapped my fingers.

Her eyes slowly opened, revealing the menacing red brightening, when her vision cleared and she saw that it was me, she rubbed her eyes, "Oh. It's just you."

I growled but before I could shoot a sarcastic remark, the bell rang.

Akane sighed, "Come on."

"Um...what about my first period?" I raised my eyebrow.

She smirked, whispering, "I hacked into the system and set up everything for you. You got all your classes with me, buddy boy. So just follow me around and you won't get lost."

Now it was my turn to smirk. She started to walk to some lockers and I followed. Then she stopped, opened a locker, and left it open while stepping aside to the next one. I looked in, just full of books and shit, nothin' important.

"So this one's mine?" I asked.

"Yep. Right next to mine. I wonder why," her sly voice replied, "By the way, just get your Algebra, Chemistry, and History stuff first."

I went into my bookbag, grabbed the usual supplies such as a pen and my pencilcase and whatnot, then ransacked my locker for books that looked like those classes she said. Soon I found 'em and we left, just finished as the bell rang too. The teacher and some students were already there. After awhile more flooded in.

I stood next to his desk, "I'm Hidan, the new student."

His face brightened up, "Ah. A new addition to our wonderful school. I assume you'll be a pleasure to have."

I smirked, "Uh...yeah...sure..."

"Stay here so I can introduce you to the class."

When all the desks were finally filled with the exception of the one next to Akane, the teacher spoke again.

"Everyone, this is Hidan. He is our new student. Let's make it a pleasant year for him, shall we?"

"Yes ." the class said in unison.

"Now I'm sorry I have to do this, but you'll have to sit next to Akane."

She smirked. I went over to the empty desk and sat next to her.

"Now class, take out your homework."

A few minutes passed with collecting everyone's homework. Lastly he stopped by Akane.

He sighed, "Why do I even bother coming here?"

Akane's smirk grew wider, "But I have something to turn in though, teacher."

The teacher's eyebrow raised, "Oh really?"

Akane reached into one of her folders, pulling out a packet, much similar to the others and pulled something out of her pocket. Maybe it's her pocket knife again? No...the figure became much clearer when it was out of her pocket. She began lighting the packet that was supposedly the homework with the lighter in her hand. Everyone gaped as my eyes widened and my mouth twitched in a smirk. When the thing had burst in flames, Akane grabbed a water bottle from someone's desk and dumped it on the fire, making a sizzling noise as steam filled the air. Then she threw what was left of it into teacher's face.

"Oops. It seems that someone has burned my homework. I'm sorry but I don't think I can turn it in. Can I give it to you some other time?" she innocently asked.

I couldn't hold in my laughter any longer. A few had looked over at me while others still had their eyes glued to the sight. The teacher took his right hand off of the stack of homework, which the top paper had now been covered with soggy ashes, and wiped the ashes from his face.

"You're lucky that detention does you no good." he growled.

She shrugged, "Meh. And I was hoping to achieve the highest hours spent in detention for Guinness World Records. Shame."

He narrowed his eyes, "Watch it."

"That's what my eyes are for, sir." Akane mocked a salute.

He decided to just ignore her since she was going to retort everything she said. We both smirked at each other. Now I could see why the teachers couldn't stand her. This was going to be a fun school year wasn't it?

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After hours of pure agony in school, it was finally time for lunch. I sighed, putting my hands behind my head.

Looking at Akane, I asked, "Is it always this damn boring?"

"Yes," she sighed, "At least you got to skip half of the school year."

We were a few feet away from the cafeteria door before something blocked our way. Turns out that something was some people. Akane glared at them. They were two girls who wore extremely revealing clothes. Low cut tank tops and denim short shorts. When they stepped closer towards me, they batted their mascara filled eyelashes. They seemed to have put on pounds of make up, literally. The taller of the two went me up to me and traced her fingers onto my exposed chest. I backed up, extremely uncomfortable.

"Hey handsome, why're you hanging with a slut like her when you can hang with us?" she moved closer as I backed up even more.

"Slut? Have you looked in a mirror lately? Oh wait, it must've cracked from your ugly face." I put up my hands defensively.

"Ooh, playing hard to get, are you?" her face was closing in on mine.

"Playing hard to get? With you? I thought you had to fuckin' want something in order to play hard to get." and she soon cornered me when I felt the wall smack my back.

She giggled, which was insanely nasty. It sounded like she choked on nails and screws or somethin' and it was inhumanly high. I winced from the pain of my ears. I think they might've been bleeding, but I couldn't check, seeing as how this bitch was all...snuggling up to me.

She giggled some more, "Why don't we talk in the closet? It's more...private...there."

Before I could reject or try to push her away, she fell to the floor a few feet away from me. In front of me stood Akane, slouching forward and head down so that her hair covered her face, except her left eye. The red was even more darker than usual, yet somehow it seemed to glow of anger. She slightly panted and I looked at her fist, which was now dripping in blood.

I smirked, "Nice punch."

With this she straightened up, "Thanks. Let's go."

I followed her as she strolled into the cafeteria. Everything went silent when she came in. I eyed them strangely. Before I could completely follow her, someone pulled one of my arms back. I growled, looking at the bastard who did this. It was a long haired blonde boy with big worried grey eyes. He was surrounded by others who looked at me with the same expression.

The blonde boy spoke first, "What're you doing with her?"

Soon I heard yells and whistling. I looked in that direction when I found out that some guys in the same jacket were hurling insults at her. I turned back to the blonde.

"Why shouldn't I? I can hang with whatever fucker I wanna, can't I?" I glared.

He seemed to back down from my hostility, "Well yeah...but-"

"Why the fuck do you guys hate her so much?" I asked.

"'Cause!" he exclaimed all of a sudden, "She's a demon! An evil demon from Hell!"

"W-what?" I stuttered.

"Don't you see her red eyes? Demons only have that! And besides, her actions, her personality, everything about her screams demon!"

I was about to punch that bitch until I heard roaring laughter. I looked over to see that the guys had now been flinging food at her. By now they proceeded to punch her. Before their fist landed on her, it landed in mine.

Akane gasped in surprise, "Why are you here?"

"Because you'd be punched in the face without me." I smirked.

"I could've defended myself you know." she yelled.

"You could've, you would've, you should've, but you didn't," I stated, "You would've just let the bastard punch you in the face, wouldn't you? If you had any intention of stopping him, you would've done so a few minutes ago." I narrowed my eyebrows.

She lowered her gaze and suddenly found the floor more amusing. I turned back to glare at the jock.

"Oi, what the fuck do you think you're doing?" I shouted.

"Doing the world a favor? Actually, she'd do everyone a favor if she'd just suicide already."

That was it. I snapped. And jumped on the guy. Punching his face in. He yelled in pain and everyone crowded around us. Akane watched with widened eyes and mouth. When I was done breaking his face in, I proceeded to strangle him. He started choking and turning blue in the face. I would've succeeded in killing that bitchy ass bastard till twelve people pulled me back.

"Lemme at him!" I kicked and screamed.

"You already broke his face in!" a few people countered.

"So? I needa break his damn spine and his d-" I was soon muffled by millions of hands.

After my muffled curses, the thick headed jock got sent to the nurse's office. Only then did the group of people let me go. I started to scream millions of profanities.

"YOU FUCKING GOD DAMN SHITTY ASSHOLES! WHY DIDN'T YOU LEMME FUCKIN' BREAK HIS SHITTY ASS SPINE SO HE COULD NEVER FUCKIN' WALK ON THIS GOD DAMN CRAPPY EARTH? Also his shitty dick if he had one..." I added.

I would've screamed more until I got pulled away. I couldn't see who the bastard was seeing as how he dragged me behind him. We soon reached the outside of the school, except this wasn't the entrance. On this side, the school seemed to have transformed. There were tons of colorful trees with blooming flowers at their heels. The grass was much greener and the sky was bluer. Everything seemed to teem with life. I was placed on the flat stairs of the school.

"Whoa..." was all I could manage to say while I stared in awe.

"Beautiful isn't it?" came the familiar voice.

I looked over at her. She pulled her legs in, hugging them as she placed her head on her knees. Her eyes softened as she took in the scene. There was a moment of silence as we both just stared at the scene. Akane was the first to shatter the silence.

"Why?" was all she asked.

"What do you mean fuckin' why? If you're being nice enough to lemme stay at your place and build me a time machine, the least I can do is just help you out at school." I shrugged.

"Oh." she answered.

"Also, you're the first friend that I've made...in over a millennium," I paused, then added, "Thanks. A lot."

"Oh." she repeated, but this time, her eyes softened and I could've sworn I saw a slight dash of pink on her cheeks, though they quickly faded.


Okay that was longer than I expected. But oh well? I guess. Hope you guys liked it! I know I know, usually the fanfics make Hidan seem like a pervert and stuff. But I don't believe that, seeing as how his religion forbids it and he just doesn't seem like that type of guy to me. I also see no proof of how he's like that in the Anime, so I excluded that feature. Now for the shower thing, that was just an accident and he only smirked to tease Akane. Nothing sexual. Also, thank you to SukiTakayoshi for adding me to her Favorite Authors, adding this story to her favorites and story alerts.