Okay, part 3… this may become a long mini-series because I'm really enjoying writing it!!

This chapter is dedicated to my brother because he laughed when he read the first two.

Pepper and Tony are sat in Tony's office, Tony is behind the desk and Pepper is on her laptop in front.

Disclaimer- Not mine yet but I'm getting there.

Bossman has just signed in

Bossman- Do you have any idea how awesome I am?

Pepperpot- Oh for heavens sake Tony we're sat opposite each other!!

Bossman- Uh-huh, but you're replying :)

Pepperpot- Again with the smiley's…

Bossman- I think I may have to retract my statement about not liking them.

Anyway… do you have any idea how awesome I am?

Pepperpot- Tony, please, there isn't enough room in here for us and your ego.

Bossman- I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Pepperpot- (sigh) Okay fine, how awesome are you?

Bossman- AMAZINGLY!!

Pepperpot- Why? Now what have you done?

Bossman- Oh Pepper please, you're making me sound like I've done something wrong.

Pepperpot- You probably have.

Bossman- Fine, have it your way. I've only managed to hack into Rhodey's account so that when he logs in the computer will automatically start playing 'babe I got you babe.'

Pepperpot- He is so going to kill you.

Bossman- I think he might…

Pepperpot- What if someone else is in the room when he signs in?

Bossman- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :)

Pepperpot- Look, you either like smiley's or you don't.

Bossman- Okay (sigh) I do. But I reserve the right to retract that statement should they become annoying.

Pepperpot- :P

Bossman- Pepper, it's not professional to stick your tongue out at your boss.

Pepperpot- I didn't, the computer did.

Bossman- Excuses Pep that's all I'm hearing.

Hang on… need caffeine.

Bossman has changed his status to 'On A Coffee Break'

Bossman has changed his status to 'Online'

Okay, the Starkster is back! And I brought you coffee, aren't I awesome??

Pepperpot- Okay, fine you're awesome, but only because you brought me coffee.

Bossman- Result! :)

Pepperpot- Please say you didn't go into the meeting with Mr Yokaoto looking like that…

Bossman- Yes…

Why?

Pepperpot- Because someone has stuck a sign saying 'kick my shiny metal ass' to your back.

Bossman- Oh yeah… that may be why everyone on fifth started laughing when I walked out.

Wait a minute… Pepper, you should know by now that it isn't professional to stare at your boss's arse when he leaves to bring you coffee.

Pepperpot- A big piece of paper is kind of hard not to notice.

Bossman- Yeah yeah.

Pepperpot- You have a meeting in 10 minutes.

Bossman- Sign on or off?

Pepperpot- Are you kidding me?

Bossman- Fine, on it is.

Pepperpot- Don't you dare, take it off!!

Bossman- Yes Pepper :(

Pepperpot- Sad smiley's aren't going to make me change my mind.

Bossman- Even after I brought you coffee?

Pepperpot- Even after you brought me coffee. Now if you don't mind I need to collect some paperwork.

Bossman- Bye Peps. And I do mind, I enjoy talking to you, but I know you won't listen.

Pepperpot has signed off

AnthonyStarkI'mSoGoingToKickYourAss has just signed in

Bossman- Hey Rhodey you've changed your name!

AnthonyStarkI'mSoGoingToKickYourAss- TONY!!!!

Bossman has signed off