Oh baby girl, what did I say last time? Stop hurting mummy! Our secret is slowly coming out as you're getting way to big. Mummy is trying to hide it, she doesn't want the attention, you see. She thinks that if people know our secret, then everyone will constantly be keeping an eye on you both and checking Mummy is okay and… never mind. What I mean is, as you are kicking, it means that mummy has to quickly grab hold of her tummy, which attracts a lot of attention. I hope our secret will be out soon, it'll be a lot easier. But who knows!
So we've been talking about names and you'll either be Freya or Elizabeth, Lizzy for short. I think we're edging towards Freya more though. Now we've almost crossed the 'first names road', We've just stepped out into a car crash on the 'last names road'… not fun. Mummy says we'll deal with that when you're born but I think we should do it now. I honestly think you're last name should be Maconie. But that's a bit selfish, isn't it? What about Maconie-Naylor? Or Naylor-Maconie? Not just Naylor thought. I know I'm going to be a part of this because me and Mummy are together, again. This is getting awkward talking about my relationship status with your mum!
It was so funny, I can't believe I haven't told you yet! Aunty Mo was asking me about what mummys plans are for when you're born and when you're being born. I said she didn't even know what's going to happen. So, as a joke, Mo drew a rather inappropriate picture to explain. I looked at it, laughed and threw it in the bin. Later on, Mummy needed to look in the bin for a time she wrote on a post-it-note. She found the note and laughed! She came in to the staff room where Mo and I were and she laughed at drew a picture. This part isn't so funny come to think about it. The picture was of mummy holding you and Mo in the room looking down, then me knocking on the door. Second thoughts, this story isn't so funny is it?
Mummy is calling me, run out of bed pans
Love you lots, Daddy
xx
