I don't own Naruto. I own Momo.

Be warned I gonna lighten the mood with...HUMOR!

BWAHAAHHAHAHAHA..haha...

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…...ON WITH THE STORY!


Hang on Hinata...

Forgive me, for leaving for just a little while...

"Pervy-sensei!" Naruto roared through the halls of the huge corridors.

"Seriously, Naruto, we're going to tattle on them" Sasuke sighed.

"This is so lame," Deidara pouted and lowered his head.

"Troublesome" Shikamaru sighed, no one noticing the angry looking white haired man storming down the tall stairs.

"YOU BRAT! I had ahem important guests," He said in aggravation.

"Whatever, I need your help pervy-sensei," Naruto said urgently. They began to explain the long excruciating story of how they had come to be at his mansion.

"So you bagged a hottie and your brothers want to steal, is that right?" Jaraiya stated.

"I guess we could have just explained it that way huh?" Naruto said a paused for a few moments.

"What the fuck Naruto we have no time for thoughtful moments!" Deidara yelled.

"Well you don't have to yell," Naruto yelled back.

"Both of you shut up we still need to rescue the girls!" Sasuke exclaimed bringing everyone back to reality. Naruto eyes snapped with rage as he grabbed Jaraiya and ran with him and the rest of the gang back to save the girls. Though the action wore off quickly as Jaraiya complained the entire way.


(Back to seriousness...kinda)

Hinata shivered as Itachi had dragged her to a separate room away from the others. She was reminded of the time Naruto had done this. Naruto! Was he okay? What happened to him? Will I..will I see him again? Hinata cried as Itachi reached the room. He threw her in and she landed on the floor. Itachi smirked as she curled her tail up to try and cover herself.

"Don't worry, I like to play with my food first," Itachi joked as Hinata shivered. He walked over to Hinata and lifted her by the hair, as his eyes darkened.

"You are now mine and you will not hide anything from me understand!" He seethed as Hinata nodded and whimpered slightly. Itachi threw her to the bed.

"I'm not in the mood to play today, take off your clothes, now" He said impatiently. Hinata slowly reached for her sleeve when she heard a shout.

"Itachi! Jaraiya is here!"


I know fricken random right XD I promise next chapter will be serious. This was a slight gag to when movies, anime, mangas, and etc. go off on another topic for 5 years while they still had things to do. Gosh I hate when they do that. Damn I can't believe that was like, 2 paragraphs. I'm disappointed in myself. Don't forget to review and I have a new poll!