Angel of Deceit: Hey! Sorry it kinda late! -'' I..-

Sasuke: Hn... Shut up. You were lazy and didn't feel like it.

Naruto: Snickers Yea... that's right!

Angel of Deceit: O.O HEY! THAT'S NOT TRUE...ok yes it is but no it's not! ...

((beta interlude: that was confoozling... -sweatdrops-))

Angel of Deceit: I have a lot of other stories on Quizilla and I was trying to update them when I remembered about this, so be happy that I'm doing this at all! -

Naruto: Warning: Yaoi, which means GuyXGuy So if you don't like this stuff, then don't read it.

Sasuke: Disclaimer: Angel of Deceit does not and will never own Naruto. He is my dobe, not hers. Besides, if she did own the manga or anime, Sakura, Ino, and Ten-Ten would be dead and I and Naruto would be having hot, sweaty, wild, anal... Oh my... -the readers look angry and ready to kill-... What's up with them? Any ideas, Angel of Deceit?

Angel of Deceit: O.O Uh...Sasuke, that says sex...and I would correct myself and fast if I were you.

Sasuke: Hn... Fine, whatever. I meant hot, sweaty, wild, anal, guy sex... -gets 'excited' and pulls Naruto into a room-

Angel of Deceit: -starts to hear "Oh, God yes... Naruto, deeper!"- O.O My god...

Vivi: O.o That's so hot.

April: -drools- On with the story!

April's P.O.V.

They were still going at it. They haven't even parted for air yet.

"Man, how can they go that long?" I said in a sort of muttered, wet, and overall, hard to understand tone (I was still drooling at the sight of the two gorgeous men making-out)

"I don't know..." said Vivi "but it's still hot."

I could no longer talk as I was drooling so much so I stuck with just nodding my head.

Then they broke apart after about 10 minutes of making out straight. Yep, you guessed right... whatever part of me that remained somewhat sane during the performance counted. (A/N: Lol. I would have too! -)(B/N: O.o ...) They were breathing hard starting in each other's eyes. Speaking of the word 'hard', the two seemed ready to do it so many times, they would start making babies (B/N: o.O). I started to get a nose bleed so I covered my nose. When all of a sudden, something completely unexpected happened...

Carel went up to Sasuke and bitch-slapped him, then she proceeded to growl in his face.

"You fag. If you ever do that to poor Naruto-kun again, I will make sure that you won't ever see the light of day."

I was shocked to the point that something snapped rather loudly inside of me...

I walked up to the bitch and punched her in her face so harshly that she fell down on her ass, at which point I jumped on her and started punching, slapping, and scratching at her until Vivi had to have Naruto-sama pull me off.

"You bitch!" I said whilst kicking my legs around, trying to get back at her but alas, I only managed to kick her face in the face (specifically, her plastic nose) once. "You have no right to say or do such bullshit that just because he got to kiss Naruto-sama before you! He has a right to do whatever he wants with out having to take that kind of crap from you! You fake ass bitch ass hoe ass skanky ass- (A/N: Sorry for the cursing, but she's just so angry! Trust me if that was you, you would be doing the same exact thing! At least I would. ;3)(B/N: No bunny wouldn't... bunny is calm and quiet... ok maybe he isn't calm, nor quiet, but he wouldn't curse that much... well maybe if he had .0000005 mg of caffeine in his system,then maybe he would... . sweatdrops ... well on with the story!)" I was going to say more, but Vivi covered my mouth with her perfumed hand. -sigh-The gods are cruel sometimes.

Then, they had to have Sasuke-san, with his deceptively lithe arms, help pull me out of the room with Vivi following.

Hey, I was just that pissed. You would be too if it were you.

Vivi's P.O.V.

"Calm down April!"

I was worried, for as soon as we pulled her out of the room and into the hall, she started pacing back and forth, muttering 'bout how she was going to kill Carel.

"April-san, you shouldn't have done that." said Sasuke-kun.

She stopped and looked at Sasuke who was leaning against the wall with Naruto sitting crossed legged by his side.

"Yea, you're right... but you have to admit, that bitch had no right to say what she did about you and Naruto-sama." she said, with a bit of a sad grimace on her face.

"It's alright; it's not like a few threats are going to make me stay away from Naruto-chan; He's just that sexy." he said smirking down at Naruto.

"Yes; yes I am, aren't I?" He said standing up with yet another of those trademark grins on.

"So sexy that you want me to fuck you right here and now, don't you?"

At this, my eyes grew almost comically wide. 'Oh... my god!' I thought. 'This is every yaoi fan-girls dream; to see two hot guys getting' ready to do the nasty! I love my life!' I started to drool so hard that the not-so-aptly-named-but-the-beta-couldn't-come-up-with-anything-else 'puddle' growing at my feet was making the Nile look like a little kiddy pool.

He moaned out "You know it. But you want to be inside my hot, tight, body don't you?"

They started getting closer and closer; saying things similar to we just heard and started making out; all the while tugging at each other's pants. Nothing could ruin this moment... unless of course April in advertently ruins the mood, but she wouldn't do anything like tha-

"Uh... Not to interrupt or anything but... which one of you is going to be the seme?" asked April.

I started glaring at her; throwing daggers with my eyes... (Well, more butcher knives than daggers . ) "Shut up..." I hissed at her. "They were just 'bout to do each other in front of us!"

Naruto-sama laughed and I stopped glaring and looked at him.

"I am of course!" It took me a second, but I eventually figured out that the blond sex-god was replying April's intriguing, albeit poorly timed, question.

Then Sasuke looked at him funny.

"No you're not... I am."

Oh boy...she just had to say something didn't she?

Naruto's P.O.V.

"But Kitten, you know you want to feel me inside of you..." I purred seductively.

"No. I'm going to be on top." My soon to be mate, growled out.

Then I had an epiphany. 'He said he wanted to be on top? Fine... hehe... I'll let him be on top.'

"Fine, Kitten. You can be on top." I said looking him in the eyes.

He looked at me, staring deep into my eyes with his dark, mysterious and oh so sexy orbs (Yep; I felt myself get harder with this thought) as if he was looking for any sign of deceit (B/N: Haha bunny got AoD's name in there! ... well kinda... . ) (A/N: Whoo!) "Are you lying?" he finally said.

"No, I promise; you can be on top. I don't care anymore. I just want to be naked and sweating and dehydrated (B/N: Think about that one... O.o) (A/N: Still don't get it -reads over-...Oh! NOW I get it.)with you..." I said, taking his waist with my right hand and cupping his left cheek with the other.

He looked so happy that he even started to purr a little (Did I ever tell you how sexy I find that?).

"Glad you see it my way."

"Of course I do! I dont want a silly thing as you being on top ruin us." I grinned happily at him, hoping he wouldn't see through my scheme, and I kissed his lips softly; turning my head back towards the girls.

"Ok, let's go back in."

They, being unable to speak, simply nodded and followed me and Sasuke-neko in.

"Alright, everyone. Even though all of us are night creatures, I will still need to figure out the sleeping arrangements."

"Oh, but Naruto-sama! We all want to stay in here with you!"

I smiled at that, my ego being it's usual, unbiased self. "Oh, but I'm going to be making love to one of the people in here tonight, so you can't stay!"

They all got happy about that; each one thinking it was them... or in Sakura and Ino's case, thinking that one of the other girls was going to be picked by Naruto and that they would then have a chance to have a go at Sasuke-kun.

"Now, into the hall with all of you... and yes, you too Kitten." I said and Sasuke looked surprised. When my room was empty and everyone was in the hall, I walked out behind them and told them to follow going deeper into the hall.

Now, it was time to leave all the freeloaders in their rooms and have Sasuke-chan all to myself.

Sasuke's P.O.V.

I was surprised when he said that I had to leave the room with those whores! I thought he was angry with me for wanting to be on top.

'If he wants to be on the top that bad, then of course he can! I don't care that much. I just don't want him to ignore me...'

And ignore me he did.

When we all got to the first door, we found that it was painted a disgusting (B/N: Bunny added this and he is kinda sad... Bunny kind of likes pink except when it comes to Sakura, the aptly-nicknamed "pink roach" but Bunny has to keep Sasu-chan and his thoughts IC... -cries a bit- ) (A/N: Not, me. I might be a girl but I hate tha color with a vengence.) pink and had a rose carved into the door.

"Sakura, this is where you will sleep." Said Naruto.

"Hai, Naruto-sama." She went in but before closing the door, she winked at me, causing me to cringe in aversion.

Then, there was a yellow painted door with a moon carved into it.

"Here shall rest Ino." (B/N: Hehe... that sounded a bit morbid... oh well... when Ino isn't chasing Shikamaru, Ino better dead O.o)

"Hai, Naruto-sama." She went in and before she closed the door, she blew me a kiss and winked causing me to almost throw up.

'Ew. First the pink one now her...This just wrong! Why?! Am I being punished for something? ANSWER ME, KAMI-SAMA!!!'

Then a dark pink one with a tree carved into it.

"This one for Carel."

She just went in after trying to get a kiss from my Naruto-chan! Luckily, I managed scared her off with a glare that said 'Touch-him-and-die-a-painful-bloody-and-horribly-slow-death' before her ugly chapped (I could see the huge cracks in her lips despite being about 8 feet away and my sight being heavily abated due to a lack of light) could even get close to my lovely Naru-chan's pink lips.

And it went on like this for a while... with the rooms and their respective (I'm only saying respective because its proper grammar but just to make it clear, I have no respect for any of those girls except for April and Vivi) inhabitants being...

Pink with rose carving-Sakura

Yellow with moon carving-Ino

Dark Pink with tree carving-Carel

Light purple door with a star carving- Katie

Lime with a book carving-April

Darl purple door with a cat carving- Vivi

When they had all their rooms, Naru-chan grabbed my wrist and dragged me farther down the hall until we got to a dark blue door with a teardrop carved into it and a black doorknob. He opened the door and pulled me inside, and then proceeded to close it behind us. I didn't really get a good look at it, however, because soon after entering, Naruto dragged me through another door. When the world stopped spinning around (The hall curved a bit), I took a look around. It was his room.

"Eh? Wha? Where? How?" I asked, still a bit out of it.

He looked back at me and smiled.

"Your room is connected with mine."

When I looked at him with a confused look on my face, he explained...

"Every room is connected to another and it just so happens that yours is joined with mine."

"Oh. Well good night Naru-"

I didn't get to finish my sentence because it was then that the blonde decided to cover my mouth with his; pushing his tongue into my mouth. We started making out, with him slowly but surely leading us to the bed. Then, he pushed me down and started crawling over me.

God, I love my life!


Angel of Deceit: Alright! I think that's a great place to stop it, ne?

-Readers glare at me getting torches-

Vivi: No, I really, and I mean REALLY DONT THINK IT WAS A GOOD PLACE TO STOP!

April: SAME HERE!

April & Vivi: -Walk over to go with the angry mob-

Angel of Deceit: O.O uh...guys?

Naruto & Sasuke: -making out of the bed

Angel of Deceit: -looks- LOOK! HOT NARUSASU YAOI!

Everyone (except myself, Sasuke and Naruto): WHERE?!! -Looks- THATS HOT!

Angel of Deceit: -makes a run for it- WELL! THANKS TO EVERY ONE WHO REVIWED! -Passes candy out -NOW UNTIL NEXT TIME! -Runs for the hills where everyone is watching Naruto and Sasuke-