Chapter 3!

Robin and Star Play Cupid!

PEOPLE! I SAW AND READ THE COMIC TEEN TITANS AND SOME OF 'THE DOOM PATROL'! IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, IT HELPED ME COME UP WITH SOME IDEAS….. HOPE YOU ENJOY OR ELSE I WILL…….MAKE RAVEN DO THE DISCLAIMER!

Raven: (reading)

Me: ……..

Raven: (looks up) what? I'm reading!

Me: That's the doom patrol…..BeastBoy doesn't have his shirt on…..

Raven: ……..So! I think he looks sexy! Sue ME! And I didn't make a porno website because of what happened in your last chapter!

Me: I recorded it. Now, do the disclaimer….

Raven: (hits me in the head with a pole) Amida-Vine doesn't own Teen Titans, he owns some of the doom patrol comic, "anime behind the scenes" volumes #1-13 and teen titans, though.

Me: Was that so bad…?

Raven: Yes. You recorded some very private things….I'll kill you…..(sees BB walk to kitchen) AFTER BREAKFAST! (Raven slowly floats after BB)

Me: Enjoy!

It has been months since BeastBoy and Raven had talked or been near eachother. When one slept, the other was awake. When one fought, the other stayed behind.

Starfire and Robin wouldn't have it. Even though Cyborg and his porno pictures made him a lost cause, Robin wanted to help BeastBoy as Starfire wanted to help Raven.

BeastBoy's room……

"It's Robin. Can I come in?" before BB could answer, Robin walked in with a box in his hands. "Yo dude. What's in the box?"

Robin opened the box and gave BeastBoy the following: Guides to pleasing your lover, the link to (Raven's secret) porno site, Robin's mask, clothes that would cling to BB's body, wine, condoms and "Submissive Positions for your Tameranian lover" which made BeastBoy laugh when Robin grabbed the book.

"Dude! I can understand the guides, the link to some porno site, the clingy clothes, the wine and the condoms. But why the mask! Raven has seen my eyes like a million times already!"

Robin didn't answer, instead he dragged BeastBoy to the T-Car and strapped him in to go the beach.

Meanwhile in Raven's room…..

"Friend Raven! Try on this swimsuit!" Starfire was holding what you would basically call a bathing suit version of black lingerie bra and panties with blue outlines. In fact, Raven knew people'd see her nipples.

"Starfire, NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! I'm not going to the beach! I'm not going to mate with BeastBoy! I'm not telling you why my sex with BeastBoy didn't result in me getting pregnant! (he didn't have his 'explosion' for all the curious ones) I'm also not letting you rent that dickgirl humping guy porn on my BlockBuster account because you over-taped and over-rented the tapes!

FLASHBACK…..

A husband and wife were watching a movie about a transvestite and a normal girl until….. Starfire appeared on the screen.

"I will show you real dick-girl sex. My teammate Robin will be what humans call, "My Bitch". Ever since the incident with 'Larry' friend Robin has given me his penis. Now watch carefully the perverted of humans."

Robin, on the other hand, in a maid outfit screamed "Turn off the T.V.! For the love of dear God do it! If not I will follow all the men who rented this tape and make her do this to you! I don't want to be raped again!"

END FLASHBACK….

Starfire grabbed Raven and forcefully put Raven in the swimsuit. Then Starfire shoved Raven back into the car next to BeastBoy….

At the beach,...

While Starfire and Robin went to "FIND THE BATHROOM TO GO PEE" poor Cyborg was running away from people's metal detectors, which weren't helping the people whose spines were breaking when they kept hold of the metal detector.

Raven and BeastBoy were well….ogling one another. Raven had the bikini she was forced to wear and BeastBoy had really clingy swimming trunks. Both thought "She/He looks so hot….I hope He/She isn't still mad at me……"

BeastBoy applied sunscreen to his skin and put the sunscreen on his lap right above his 'mushroom' which actually was well hidden in the black trunks(the 'mushroom' and the sunscreen).

Raven (while reading, mind you! That's right, MIND YOU!) nonchalantly reached over for the sunscreen but her hands brushed past it into BB's swimming trunks. She started to (A-Hem) give him 'a good rubbing down' which resulted in Raven applying BB's ….'MILK' to her skin….

"Raven….You might need the sunscreen. You just put on my…..JUICES." Raven automatically blushed and applied the sunscreen on. "Thank you, BeastBoy. Um…Do…you...want to go out sometime?"

BeastBoy smiled and kissed Raven. They kissed an innocent kiss, not noticing Cyborg dropped dead in his tracks after an hour of running from the metal detectors.

Late at night outside Bruce Manor….

Robin banged the door with his fist, while carrying 20 kids in a wagon with the other arm. In response to Robin's knocking, (the old Bruce Wayne from 'Batman Beyond') walked out with 300 kids covering most of him. Robin laughed, while Bruce yelled…

"What! More! Damn that Tameranian 10 day pregnancy! Richard Dickinson Grayson, are condoms a new concept to you!"

Robin said nothing, he instead gave Bruce the children and rode off on the R-Cycle. Later though….

"Robin, I wish to show Robin Jr. Squared (fourth Robin Jr.!) his new outfit! In fact, I wish to show all of our children but they are nowhere to be found….." Starfire said.

"Don't worry Star, they're fine." Robin said, he then got up to help BB with his date, and Starfire did the same with Raven.

Raven's room…..

One of Raven's hands were flipping through comic books(doom patrol and teen titans) while the other hand was stuffed in her cloak (people with heads in gutter, don't you dare use butter! Keep that GODDAMN HEAD IN THAT GUTTER!)

Starfire came in with many different outfits. First was basically a fishnet dress, the next was a tighter version of her leotard while it looked like her cloak melded in to make a dress, the next (possibly dozens of these) were all the outfits you'd see women wearing at Las Vegas, a kitten version of a bunny suit and then a raven suit.

"Starfire. GET. OUT. NOW." Raven said/yelled. Starfire simply pulled out a whip and said "I can make you be my bitch Raven. Now choose!" Raven simply wore the leotard/cape melded dress, wore the fishnet dress under it and the raven suit under the fishnet.

"Thank you friend! Now, SEXY HEEL OR NORMAL HEELS?" Raven sighed and said "How about just my usual shoes…." Starfire cracked her whip "Okay okay….Sexy heels then….." Starfire smiled and handed Raven boot/slash high heels (I PERSONALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE CALLED!)

After the Date….(Date will be in a few chapters or next one)

Raven and BeastBoy were in Raven's room and talking under the covers(not sex, now use the butter and get heads out of gutter). Cyborg was sleeping on his stand/bed while……

"Oh Robin! Come and suck my toes…" this and many other things scared the living shit out of BeastBoy and Raven and Raven wet herself in fear. This let BeastBoy hold her close and they kissed and drifted to sleep….

Cyborg had no covers to lift above his face, but he tried and broke his stand/bed and fell to the ground face-first. Cyborg turned into grandma Cyborg and yelled to Starfire and Robin (in an annoying old person tone) "Use sheep-skin condoms dearies! And Robin, make sure Starfire doesn't find out about where you put your children!"

Starfire heard this and this time, the yells, moans and demands between them were so low it could only be heard in Starfire's room (where they were at) and let Cyborg drift off to sleep……