I could just dump this and run. So I will.

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Singapore knows a lot of the other countries still don't know who the hell he is and when they apologize and make a big deal of being amazed at him being so successful despite being such a small country, (even if they aren't), he smiles. It is okay, he says, because I am simply a little red dot on the map.

"But you have at least one of my people living at your house!" Of course all other countries house at least one person from another country, what with globalization.

"Thank you," Singapore says. Then as he always does, he stretches out a hand and adds, "Let's be friends." Though he's said it a million times over, he has to say it again. So he says it again.

And he is glad his outstretched hand is taken every time.