Previously: Deidara wakes up acting strange. Pein leaves his sister's cat toasty for Mika to take care of, and Deidara seems to have an appetite for kittens.
Me: So, here we go. Chapter 3!
Mika: Happy!
Me: Okay Mika, disclaimer time!
Mika: The Akatsuki does not belong to Lettie – Chan. But I do! ^ ^
Me: Good job!
Mika: I'm so proud!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Deidara's stare was broken when Sasori walked in.
"Deidara, go get dressed. Come and train with me. You told me last night you wanted me to help you improve. So come on." Deidara strutted up to his room.
Deidara and Sasori went over to a clearing.
"Honestly Deidara, I don't see why you would want my help. You do pretty well on your own."
"Well, maybe I just wanted to spend more time with you, Danna."
"Whatever. Just show me what your working on." Deidara sent a huge bird of clay into the air and it exploded into different colored firework bombs.
"I'm trying to make it similar to Mika's." Said Deidara, squinting at the light.
"Well then, why don't you ask Mika to help you?"
"Because I want you to help me, Danna."
"I'm just saying. If you so in love with Mika, why don't you get her to help you. It might give her more of a chance to decide to love you back." Deidara knocked Sasori to the ground.
"Are you challenging me, Danna?!"
"Deidara, what is this?!" A huge grin spread on Deidara's face.
"I'm hungry, Sasori.." Then Deidara, ran at him. But before he attacked him, Sasori held him off with chakra strings.
"I don't know what's wrong with you, Deidara. But it's going to end soon.
Sasori was able to knock out Deidara, take him back to the Lair and bring him back to consciousness without anyone noticing.
"Okay, Akatsuki. Today I thought it would be a good idea to test our strengths and weaknesses in a different way than usual." Pain had the Akatsuki all gathered, like every morning. "This might sound a little strange, but I thought we'd play dodge ball." There was silence.
"It sounds like a good idea to me." Said Mika.
"Me too!" Said Tobi, excitedly. Pain clapped his hands together.
"Great everyone follow me."
Pain lead everyone into an empty part of the cave.
"I assume you all know the rules of dodge ball." A chorus of groans and nods came from the crowd. "Great. Go play."
Everyone was good at the 'sport'. After all, they were S – ranked criminal ninjas. But Deidara took this as an opportunity. He picked up the hardest ball, and flung it at Tobi. It hit him with force and knocked him to the ground. Deidara grinned, and continued getting everyone out. Once he had won, he approached Tobi with the same ball he got him out with. He took it and and threw it at him again. Once again, knocking him to the floor.
"Senpai, why did you get Tobi out twise?" Deidara glared at him with one blue eye.
"Tobi, you are so clueless. Why did you even join the Akatsuki anyway? Lets make this clear. I hate you, and I never want to see your swirley face again." Tobi hung his head slightly. Mika came forward to defend him.
"What's wrong with you, Dei? I know you don't like Toni, but do you have to be so public about it? Something isn't right about you." But he just started laughing. The same laugh as the night before. He stared right into her eyes as he did so. It was such an awful laugh. So cruel, so mocking. Then, he walked past her and brushed her shoulder. Then he strutted down the hallway like he owned it. Like he was the leader of the pack.
Next chapter will be uploaded soon!
Next Time: Who is behind the hyena attack? And Deidara's hunger brings him to insanity!
