Story 3
Author's Note: I have Tahu tied to my bed post, far away from the computer, Lewa is tied right next to him, Pohatu and Gali are out running errands, Onua is out doing something that I have no clue what it is, and Kopaka is sulking on my bed. I should be able to finish this story
"Why do you write these stories? They are a waste of your time."
The end of my bed is right behind the computer chair. That is bad.
"Why?! Why must you decide to talk now?! I was perfectly fine with you just sulking, so why did you have to become almost as annoying as Lewa?!"
"I said two sentences. That is not as annoying as Lewa."
"I said 'almost', but either way, you couldn't just be quiet and let me write could you? I haven't even gotten the title down!"
"Because, I don't see the point. Why don't you just quit now?"
"Kopaka, think of all the readers that would be horribly saddened by that. No, annoying Toa or not, I must finish this story!"
"Whatever."
"Will you at least let me finish the title?"
"Maybe."
"Oh joy!" Note sarcasm
(Good thing Kopaka just returned his attention to Lewa and Tahu)
A Day in the Life of a Grump
(Otherwise known as Kopaka)
This is a biography of Kopaka Nuva, the toa of slush, crabby, careful, and just plain cranky dude. Please, sit back, relax, and watch the sparks fly as Nokama95 gets beaten up because Kopaka himself is looking over her shoulder, and… has now taken over the keyboard.
"Kopaka! Give that back!"
"Never!"
"How am I supposed to post this on FF if you have the keyboard?"
Kopaka is a very brave and handsome Toa. He is very heroic, and the smartest of all of the Toa.
"Kopaka! Give me the keyboard!" (I've yelled his name so many times I almost forgot what it means.)
"No! I shall never surrender!" Kopaka said, and then he gave a girlish giggle.
"You've gone insane haven't you?" Nokama95 was now looking horrified.
"Heehee."
She then ran to grab the phone and call Gali, Pohatu and Onua.
"Shoot! I knew I should have gotten them cell phones!"
Just then, all three came in the door.
"Guys help! Kopaka has my keyboard and he's gone insane!"
"Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later." Onua said.
"What should we do?" Pohatu asked.
"What did you do to Tahu and Lewa?!" Gali asked, shocked when she saw Tahu and Lewa tied to the bed posts.
"They wouldn't stop bugging me."
"Gmmph!"
Kopaka Nuva is also a wonderful author, unlike the previous writer of this biography. His agility is proven by the way he jumps around on the bed to stay out of reach of his teammates.
Tahu and Lewa were now free, and everyone was trying to come up with a plan to catch Kopaka.
"If we don't get him soon he'll ruin-destroy my keyboard."
"How's that? And did you just use tree-speak?" Lewa asked.
"Since he's still jumping around he'll yank the cord out. Then if he gets mad at the fact that it isn't working, he'll break it! What would I tell Mom? And I actually do speak fluent Le-Matoran."
"Just tell her that an insane Toa destroyed your computer." Onua replied matter-of-factly.
"My mom doesn't even believe in things like Voya Nui, she'll never believe that there were Toa in my room! Especially not insane ones."
Kopaka Nuva has had many victories over many villains and evil rahi. He is a wonderful warrior, and really loves teamwork.
"Guys! Did you see what he just typed?!"
"Mata Nui! He really is insane!" Tahu said.
Everyone was now speechless. They just stared at each other for about five minutes.
In that time:
"I'm a pretty princess. La lala lala." Kopaka had abandoned the keyboard, and was now prancing around the room.
Lewa and Nokama93 passed out, Onua's jaw dropped halfway to the floor, and Tahu, Pohatu, and Gali just stared.
Then, Gali and Tahu snapped out of their trances.
"I'll try hitting him with some fire."
"No! That could hurt him. Let me try first."
"Why should I? I'm the one with the real power."
"Maybe, but I'm the one who can heal. Raw strength is not going to help at all in this situation."
"All right, but we have to catch him first. Wake up the author and Lewa, while Pohatu, Onua and I try to think up a plan."
"That won't go well." Gali muttered under her breath.
"Hey! I heard that."
"Oops."
To Be Continued…
