The Next Day

when bella wakes up the next day

bella; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
edward; -touches her-
bella; -wakes up- AHH NINJA FATHER GET THE GU- oh wait
edward; SHIT charlies coming -hides behind door-
charlie; -opens door- WHAT HAS HAPPENED
bella; nothing...i thought I saw a ninja
charlie; yes and thats normal
bella; you dont know the meaning of the word
charlie; yeh cos normal kids dont run of for 3 days and leeve a note sayin if I dont live I love you?
Bella; well I answered your call didnt I ?
charlie; no you answered jakes !
Bella; same thing
charlie; its not
bella; yeh well that place aint the best for reception
charlie; I should sent you to jacksonville
bella; LOOK INTO MY EYES
charlie; -looks-
bella; when I look away you shall have forgotten that statement -looks away-
charlie; erm what was I saying?
Bella; something about edward?
Charlie; ah yes he is not allowed to walk in that front door until your ungrounded which is never
bella; yes yes now run along
charlie; I thought you would have argued
bella; not normal remember?
Charlie; ah yes goodbye
bella; goodbye
-charlie leaves-

edward; if I was human I am sure my nose would be broke
bella; excellent
edward; why excellent
bella; because then I would have a reason to laugh
edward; yeh then get kicked out
bella; well he said you were not aloud in the front door ever again so...
edward; I know but I came through the window cos I am a-
bella; teenage mutant ninja vampire I know
edward; I was gonna say genious but hey
bella; you look so real its creepy
edward; what the devil -phone rings- one sec
edward; hello
alice; HOW COULD YOU ARO HAS JUST RECOVERED AS WELL
edward; NOT THIS AGAIN
alice; YES THIS AGAIN AND LOWER YOUR VOICE CHARLIE SHALL HEAR!
edward; ahh yes the human father
bella; WHAT DID YALL SAY BOUT MY DADDY!
Edward; nothing love
bella; you clearly did
edward; I shall tell you later
bella; fine
alice; you are so mean to her
edward; I am not
alice; you are
edward; betrayed by my own sister shockin I tell you
alice; yes haha
edward; anyway back to the point
alice; well it is destroyed now dumbnut!
edward; ohhh language
alice; whatever BUT NOW i must send go on facebook and talk to jane !
edward; its not my fault
alice; GRRRR EDWARD DONT MAKE ME MAD
edward; whatever sis
alice; you have no respect
edward; i do too
alice; whatever goodbye hangs up
edward; RUDENESS
bella; care to explain
edward; No
bella; I KNEW YOU WERENT REAL !
edward; what the d- hell?

Bella; you are just a hallucination you will disappear if I dont do something reckless its kinda stupid that i'm talking to you
edward; I am very much here
bella; oh great even figments of my imagination lie to me
edward; i am no a figment
bella; AH my chest it hurts
Edward; what?
bella; come here
edward; -goes-
bella; turn me into a vampire
edward; NEVER I WONT LET IT HAPPEN
bella; -smiles-
edward; what?
bella; you really are here -hugs edward-
edward; yes now is your stomach still sore
bella; no
edward;good now go get showered and ready
bella; where are we going
edward; I was thinking my house
bella; well I want to do something when we are there
edward; what ?
bella; I want to do a vote
edward; narrows eyes
bella; am not kidding...
edward; thats what scares me
bella; raised eyebrows
edward; what do you want to do a vote on
bella; I want to do a vote on...
edward; go on
bella; …...whether your family wants me to become a vampire or not
edward; -LARGE SIGH- Why are you doing this to me
bella; please edward -pouts-
edward; CURSES you know I cant resist that pout
bella; -makes her eyes go all watery-
edward; -defeated look- Ok we can do it
bella; thank you -hugs him again then goes to get ready-
edward; what have I done?
alice; *texts him* Exactly what you intended Bro...;)