Ranger24: Okay... I am Starting to concider that you guys don't have a frigin clue I am talking about. So in that case... Read the orginal or play halo campaign mode this parody is on a mature rated vidoe game that I cleaned up for this site.
Chapter 2: One size fits all.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
2552- October 20th- Earth orbital defense platform Cario station.
Earth. For over four thousand years toons have lived on her surface. But many things have changed. Above the planet new sat three hundred massive cannons and over one hundred and fifty warships. One station in particular we will focus on the Cario station the command center for the entire fleet. Deep in one of the armorys a highly annoyed tech was berating a certain SOLIDER.
Cid: The plating was about to fail theres viscosity through the gell layer.
Cid is a tech in blue with a rather annoyed looking tech and a cigarete was in his mouth. He set a peice of ruined equipment on the table.
Cid: Optics totaly fried.
He then held up a small battery shaped object.
Cid: And let's not even talk about the power supply. Do you know how expensive this gear is spikey?
The tall figure next to him shrugged and put on an olive green helmet with a reflective face plate. He was dressed mostly in black body armor but with a few plates like of armor like the helmet. His name is SOLIDER 117 Cloud.
Cloud: Tell that to the organization.
Cid sighed.
Cid: Well I guess it was all obselite anyways. Your new armor is a mark 6 just came up from Songnam this morning. Try to take things slow while you get used to the upgrades.
Cloud had changed a lot since halo he was less likely to make a joke and more often was silent except when barking orders or when he was fighting. He almost blamed himself for all of the losses at halo.
Cid: Alright let's give it a few tests. First look at these lights when you lock on they'll turn out.
After targeting was tested and checked out Cid activated his new more accurate motion tracker.
Cid: Okay everything checks out. Stand by I'm going to offline the inhibiters.
The metal circle surrounding him fell away. He streched out. The new armor fit him like a glove.
Cid: Follow me to the energy sheild test station.
Cloud stared to follow Cid but then he stopped.
Cloud: Your not going to shoot me are you?
Cid: Heck no.
Cloud: Good. Last time the tech wanted to.
Cid: Poor you.
As soon as he was on the little red square that was where he had to stand Cid started speaking.
Cid: Okay pay attention because I'm only going through this once. Your new armors sheilds are twice as powerful highly efficent. Much better then the organization tech we used on the mark 5.
As soon as the sheild test system started two super conducting metal rods appeared. They spun faster and faster building up a chargee then they fired! At that instant his sheilds shot up to defend him. The second after they drained they rapidly recharged.
Cloud: Wow that was fast!
Cid: Yep. Your sheilds recharge a hell of a lot faster. But if they go down to zero you had better take cover.
Suddenly the elevator opened and out stepped three men in marine dress uniforms. One was a tall black man with a robotic arm. The other two were young men. One was asain with a fireball shaped scar on his left eye. The other has brown hair and silver eyes. They are Sergeant Barret Wallace, Corpral Zuko, and Private Neji Huyga the other survivoirs of halo.
Barret: That or he can hide behind me. You done with my boy here master Cid.
Neji: I don't see any training wheels.
Cid: His armors working fine so shut your chilly holes.
He glanced at Cloud.
Cid: Your free to go kid just remeber take things slow.
Barret: Don't worry I'll hold his hand.
Neji chuckled but Zuko remained silent. Neji had been hailed as a hero when he came back to his family but Zuko the only family member he had left who actually cared about him was his uncle Iroh and Ex marine corp general.
All four of them entered the lift. Cid then spoke to Barret.
Cid: So Barret when you going to tell me how you made it back home in one peice?
Barret: Sorry Cid but thats classified.
The door began to close.
Cid: My ass! Well you can forget about those adjustments to your a2 scope...
The lift made it's way up and Barret sighed.
Barret: Well he's in a particularly fine mood.
Neji: Maybe lord Griffen didn't give him any attention.
Barret smirked as the lift hit the top floor. They all climbed out and made their way to the shuttle that was waiting for them. As soon as they were inside Barret gave a sigh at the site of the planet. Cloud had never actually seen it.
Barret: Earth. Heh. Haven't seen her in years.
Neji: It's buetiful from up here.
Barret: When I shiped out for basic, while most of you were still in diapers, the orbital defense grid was all theroy and polotics. Now look.
He turned around to face the MAC gun the stations primary weapon.
Barret: The Cairo is one of three hundred orbital Mac platfoms orbiting the planet. That MAC gun can hurl a round clean through an organization capital ship.
He then turned around to face the planet again.
Barret: And with coordinated fire from the Athens and the Malta. Nothing is going to get through this battle cluster in one peice! Ships have been arriving all morning. Nobody is saying much but I bet something bigs about to happen.
The car came to a stop suddenly. Everyone looked around to see dozens of cheering marine and naval personel. Cloud sighed.
Ever since they had returned to earth they had been on a world tour. They had attened concerts, bond drives, sports games, pep rallies, state dinners, and hundreds of other major events. Half of them liked it all but two weren't keen on it all. Those two were Cloud and Zuko.
As soon as the doors opened Barret and Neji stepped out. Zuko and Cloud followed close behind.
Ranger24: Okay now please do a bit of research on the story before signing up!
You know what I'll just write a Psa starring the red vs blue cast.
