Pein and Tobi's talk

'You wanted me Leader-sama?' Tobi said, walking into Pein's small 'office'.

'Tobi Tobi Tobi, sit down.'

'There aren't any chairs.'

'Then stay standing up.'

'Okay.'

'We have a problem.'

'What?'

'Everyone's complaining about you……irritating them.'

'How?'

'Well, you:

Tried to make Kisame eat fish,

Flushed Itachi's Sasuke voodoo doll down the toilet before he could,

Put whipped cream in Deidara's hands while he was sleeping,

Put a picture of a lumberjack over Zetsu's picture of his mum,

Drew a mustache on Konan,

Gave Sasori a jar of hungry termites as a "gift",

Dyed Kakuzu's hair pink

And

Used Hidan's scythe to cut your toenails.'

Tobi was really quiet.

'Are you okay?'

'Ididntknowsushiwasfishandiwastryingtohelpandiwasjustgivinghimasnackandithoughtitwasmyroomandithoguhtshewouldlookgoodwithoneandtheyweresupposedtobeplasticandpinkbringsouthiseyesandireallyneededtocutmytoenails!!!!' Tobi whined in one breath.

'Okay, you can go.'

'Thank you.'

Tobi skipped out singing "Zippade do da". Pein pulled a bottle of vodka from under his desk and swigged it.

'I hate my job.' He said as he swigged again.

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