Pein and Tobi's talk
'You wanted me Leader-sama?' Tobi said, walking into Pein's small 'office'.
'Tobi Tobi Tobi, sit down.'
'There aren't any chairs.'
'Then stay standing up.'
'Okay.'
'We have a problem.'
'What?'
'Everyone's complaining about you……irritating them.'
'How?'
'Well, you:
Tried to make Kisame eat fish,
Flushed Itachi's Sasuke voodoo doll down the toilet before he could,
Put whipped cream in Deidara's hands while he was sleeping,
Put a picture of a lumberjack over Zetsu's picture of his mum,
Drew a mustache on Konan,
Gave Sasori a jar of hungry termites as a "gift",
Dyed Kakuzu's hair pink
And
Used Hidan's scythe to cut your toenails.'
Tobi was really quiet.
'Are you okay?'
'Ididntknowsushiwasfishandiwastryingtohelpandiwasjustgivinghimasnackandithoughtitwasmyroomandithoguhtshewouldlookgoodwithoneandtheyweresupposedtobeplasticandpinkbringsouthiseyesandireallyneededtocutmytoenails!!!!' Tobi whined in one breath.
'Okay, you can go.'
'Thank you.'
Tobi skipped out singing "Zippade do da". Pein pulled a bottle of vodka from under his desk and swigged it.
'I hate my job.' He said as he swigged again.
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