Levi walked into Diagon Alley with his mom.
"Mom, if you need me, use the spell" Levi said, but his mom was already talking to a balding red-headed wizard, who was surrounded by 3 teens that looked to be his age. He walked over there. Gravy was right by his side, his pale brown fur blending in with the streets.
"And who is this strapping young lad?" the red-headed man asked
"I'm Levi sir"
"Well how old are you my boy?"
"15 sir"
"The same as these kids, this is Harry, Ron, and Hermione"
Levi smiled, but then yelled as Gravy peed on his mom's leg. Harry and Hermione laughed, but Ron just threw him a dark look.
"Well Katie Beth, let's go and lets these kids get acquainted" the wizard said
"Coming Arthur," Mom said, giving Levi a wink. "Behave yourself" she whispered.
"Hi" Levi said. Ron walked away. He was mumbling something about pee.
"Don't worry about him", Harry said "He's just mad he doesn't have the craziest pet anymore"
Levi and Hermione both laughed.
"Do you guys want to see a spell I invented?" Levi asked.
Harry said yea, but Hermione was a little more reluctant. Levi took out his wand, 10 inches with a griffin feather core.
"Delivaro Oralius"
The pigeon came out.
"Do you want to find Ron?" Levi asked.
Hermione replied "yes, but how?"
"Say something then say 'To Ron'".
Hermione whispered inaudibly to the pigeon, and it fluttered away.
"How did you do that, it's like a patronus" Harry said, though the last word was also said by Levi.
"I can produce one, can you?" Levi asked
"Yea, mine is a stag, yours?"
"Mine is a pig"
Harry began to laugh "You have to be kidding, right?"
Levi took out his wand and cried "Expecto Patronum!"
A majestic silver hog erupted from the end. Then the pigeon came back. It whispered in Hermione's ear
"I have to go, I'm sorry" she said.
With that, she left. Only Harry and Levi remained.
"Come on" Harry said "I'll show you around"
"So" Harry asked, "where do you live?"
"We are moving into Number 12 Grimauld Place"
"You're joking"
"No, I'm not, why?"
"I'm staying at Number 13!"
"Then you need to come over tonight"
"I would, but I don't want to make him any madder" Harry added with a nod towards Ron.
Levi started to walk towards Ron, praying Gravy would pee on him.
"Hermione, you might want to walk away, and Ron, what is your problem" Levi asked
"Well obviously you, you git" Ron retorted.
Levi turned to Harry "Hold my cat".
Then Levi turned around and tackled Ron. They rolled over and over, a knot of fists and feet. Finally Harry and Hermione were able to wrench them apart. Ron walked away, blood dripping from his mouth.
"Go with him Harry, he's your best pal" Levi pleaded.
"I know, but he was wrong"
"Don't worry, and I will send the pigeon later, and besides, it isn't like ya'll are living together. Before Harry could say anything else, Levi had walked off.
