Beep Beep

Kane's alarm went off. He looked at this phone which read 6:30

Kane: Five more minutes.

He said before pressing snooze and drifting off back to sleep.

Beep Beep

Kane's alarm goes off again. He groans and looks at the alarm. 7:05.

Kane: Shit.

Kane quickly gets out of bed trying to hurry up and get dress. In This process, he throws a shoe at Taker to wake him up. Unfortunately, Taker didn't even move from the shoe shot. Kane walks over to Taker's bed and shakes him not so gently.

Taker: I say no pickles.

He said in his sleep.

Kane: Taker, wake up, its 7:08.

Taker sleepishly opens his eyes and looks at Kane.

Taker: I thought I told you to set the alarm for 6:30?

Kane: I did, the alarm went off late.

He lied.

Taker then gets up and with half closed eyes walks to the bathroom to get dressed. Kane starts to get dressed since he took his shower last night. After he was dress, he walked in the bathroom taker's in to brush his teeth.

Kane: Dude, you don't close the curtains when you take a shower.

Taker: I wasn't expecting any intruders.

Kane rolled his eyes and quickly brushed his teeth. When he was done, Taker was coming out the shower. Kane looks at his watch which read, 7:26.

Kane: the bus is on its way, I'll be down stairs.

Taker: okay, if I'm not there when the bus leaves, just go ahead, I drive up there.

Kane: alright

He said before grabbing his backpack and leaves the room while Taker continued to get ready. He then runs into Dave on his way to the elevator.

Batista: What's up Mr. Kane?

Kane gave him a "really" look.

The both got on the elevator and made small talk. They reached the lobby just when the bus pulled up. The Superstars and Divas boarded the bus. Kane found a seat behind Kurt.

Kurt: So you were a third grade teacher. You gonna be teaching us what's two times two or some shit like that.

Kane: Kurt, it's too early for this shit

Kurt: what, I can't ask my teacher any questions?

Kane: No.

Kofi: Kurt, leave him alone.

Kurt: Whatever.

He then turns back around in his seat.

The bus door closes after the last person gets on. It looks like Taker's driving. Jeff then sits next to Kane.

Kane: this seat is taken.

Jeff: Come on man, there's no more seats.

Kane rolls his eyes

The bus driver starts the bus and is on its way to the school. The bus arrived at the school at 7:51. Kane and everyone else got up to get off the bus. Kane was then stopped by a hand on his arm.

Maria: Excuse me Professor Kane; is there anything I can do for extra credit?

R-Truth: Aww shuggy duggy na!

Happening to hear Maria.

Kane: That won't be necessary.

Maria: Whatever you say.

Then walked away swaying her hips.

Matt: Hoe alert!

Kane shuck is head and got off the bus and walked into the building to find his classroom. When he walked in the room, he already saw about eight students already in their seats.

John: GOOD MORNING MR .KANE!

He said like a kindergartner.

Kane: Shut the hell up.

RVD: Oooh, the teacher said a bad word.

Kane: I will send the both of you to the office.

RVD and John bust out laughing.

Later, everyone else walked in just before the bell rung.

Kane: alright, settle down.

Everyone continued to talk.

Kane: everyone please be quiet.

Still, everyone was talking.

Kane: AYE!

Silence

Kane: now that I have everyone's attention, please say here when I call you name.

Kane: Beth

Beth: here

Kane: Bill

Goldberg: Here

Kane: Brie

Brie: Here

Kane: Cody

Cody: Here

Kane: D-Von

D-von: Here

Kane: John

John: Present

Kane: :/

Kane: Kelly

Kelly: Here

Kane: R-Truth

R-Truth: Here

Kane: Rob

RVD: Here

Kane: Alright, Let's get started.

Taker has been driving around for about 30 minutes.

Taker: Where the hell is this school?

He turns down the radio to see if this building had the right address.

Taker: Here it go.

He pulled into the parking lot to park and then walked into the building. It took him another five minutes to find his class. When he found J.R. classroom, he walks in and discovers that a camera was filming the class. The camera man quickly turns the camera right in Taker's face. He disregards the camera and walks to an open desk, but was stopped by J.R.

J.R.: Taker you have to get an admit.

Taker: Excuse me?

J.R.: you cane late, so you have to go to the office to get an admit.

Taker snapped

Taker: so you're (Bleep) telling me, that I got to get a (Bleep) admit to this (Bleep) class after I busted my (Bleep) to get to this (Bleep) school. (Bleep) that (Bleep) (Bleep)! (Bleep) this stupid (Bleep) idea Vince and Shane have! (Bleep) all yall! And get this (Bleep) camera out of my (Bleep) face!

He said before punching the camera and cracking the screen. He then walked out leaving everyone's mouth open.

Ha. Yall know I had to add a scene where the Undertaker goes off. I also thought it was funny when John had said present when everyone else said here. There is always that one person that says present instead of here. LOL