AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Me: Hey everyone!! Okay, so here's chapter 3 of my collection of one-shots!! This one, I PROMISE, is not going to be two parts and OUTRAGEOUSLY long like "The Pills" was. LOL that was very, verrrry epic, though. Good times. Anywho, This one-shot is based on an actual event that occurred this past summer with my ex boy friend, my best friend, and my cousin. LOL it was hysterical!! :P Oh, and one more thing… remember last chapter when I said KEVIN would be doing the pranking? Well, let's just say it backfires a bit. :D So, I advise you all to sit back, relax, and most importantly ENJOY!!
Nobody's POV:
"Ben, where are Gwen and Kevin?"
The smoothie-slurping brunette glanced up to meet Julie's dark, onyx eyes that spelled out confusion.
"Doing it." Ben muttered absentmindedly, tracing random shapes into his girlfriend's back. Oh, how he loved being out by the pool, just the two of them.
Julie was too flabbergasted to even take a note of her boyfriend's quirky actions.
"Doing… it?"
"Uhuh."
The dark-haired girl ruptured into laughter, her giggles spluttering out like water from a broken hose. She collapsed onto the ground, slamming her fist repeatedly into the deck.
Moments later, Gwen and Kevin appeared from around the corner, hand in hand, halting right in front of the crazily-chuckling girl with raven hair.
"Uh, did we miss something?" Gwen asked, not recalling that she had EVER seen the girl in such a state.
"Hahaha!! You..haha…Kevin…blahahahahaha!!!! You guys….BAHAHAHAHA!!"
"Ben…?" Gwen turned to her cousin who was composedly sun-bathing on the deck.
"Oh, she's just making fun of you and Kevin's 'recent activity'." He muttered, slipping on a pair of loose sunglasses.
Kevin was puzzled. What recent activity? Making out? WHY would Julie make fun of them for that, she kissed her boyfriend ALL the time. A very bewildered expression washed over his face.
Julie, now into the second stage of her snickering fit, had turned to mimicking Gwen and Kevin's actions, teasing to points of no return. "Oh, Kevin… I just wanna make out with you!! And then I wanna do it with you!! And, we can have babies and get married!! I loooooove you, Gwenny-poo!! I loooooove you!!" She sang in an unusually high-pitched voice. The teasing-crazed girl then began making painfully obvious kissing noises, and dancing around in circles.
Kevin sighed, knowing that Julie would tease someone like that. He sat down in a vacant deck chair, and planned to work on his tan.
"Ohh, Kevin!! I love you!! I wanna be with you forevvverrrrrrrr!!" She chanted louder, trying to make them as uncomfortable as possible.
Kevin just rolled his eyes and ignored it, still pondering how one simple thing could push Julie to hysterics…
Gwen, on the other hand, was completely infuriated, and could NOT stand people who teased her.
"Julie…KNOCK…IT…OFF." She growled, taking a few steps closer to the dark-eyed girl and glaring at her.
"Oh, c'mon, Gwen. Can't you see the girl's just jealous because she can't getany?" He smirked, loving his ways of payback.
But, Julie was already ahead of him. She grinned and continued her song. "Ohhhh, Kevin!! I looove you!! I just wanna kiss you, baby!! I just wanna make out with you….!!" She took a couple steps towards him.
"Uhh, Julie..?"
"Ohhh, baby, Oh Kevin!! I will love you for ALLLLLLL of my life!!!!" She was now laughing uproariously, like a druggie buying heroin.
"Jules…….?!"
"I love you, I love you, I looooooooove youuuuu!!"
Screaming at the top of his lungs, the raven-haired boy jolted up from his chair, sprinting away from the crazy girl as she chased him down across the pavement.
Moments later, a previously calm and in control Ben scrambled up from his chair, and raced after the two. "DON'T actually kiss him, Julie!! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!"
And before Gwen could do or say anything, the three teenagers were ramming and shoving each other into the swimming pool, tackling each other aggressively under water.
Gwen rolled her eyes. "Yup, those are my friends." She grumbled, scooping up the extra towels in a single movement and staggering after the maniacs.
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Me: Haha, I do realize that I'm very, VERY crazy for writing that, but I just HAD to. :) It inspired me!! LOL. Anyways, in the next one-shot, Ben's going to be ALL over the pranks, and his targets are Gwen and Kevin. THERE WILL BE KISSING!! Well, not exactly kissing, but something along the lines of that. You'll see. :P Okay, I'm done!! See you all soon, and don't forget to REVIEW, please!! I also like ideas on what I can write about for future chapters, and I'll give you all the credit for it in the author's note!! I promise. Okay, that's all for now!! Bye!!
