Chapter Three

Setting: Laverne and Shirley's California apartment.

Shirley has returned to California after having left her husband. She is sitting on the couch crying into her Boo-Boo Kitty.

Shirley: Oh, Laverne! How could Walter leave me for the Avon lady?

Laverne: I don't know, Shirl. But don't you think it's time you got up off that couch? You've been sitting there crying for three days.

Shirley: (whining) I can't!

Laverne: Come on, I think three days of mourning are enough for a marriage that only lasted three months. How about a night on the town?

Shirley: You go ahead. I'm just going to stay here with Boo-Boo Kitty.

Laverne: Oh, really? Well, uhh, that's too bad. I had gotten tickets for us to see the Beatles tonight, but if you don't wanna go...

Shirley: What? You got us tickets to the Beatles?

Laverne: Yeah. But I guess I'll just ask Rhonda if she wants to go.

Shirley: (jumps up) Are you crazy? Come on! Let's go!

Shirley runs out the door. Laverne grabs her purse.

Laverne: (to herself) She's gonna kill me...