Chapter Three
Setting: Laverne and Shirley's California apartment.
Shirley has returned to California after having left her husband. She is sitting on the couch crying into her Boo-Boo Kitty.
Shirley: Oh, Laverne! How could Walter leave me for the Avon lady?
Laverne: I don't know, Shirl. But don't you think it's time you got up off that couch? You've been sitting there crying for three days.
Shirley: (whining) I can't!
Laverne: Come on, I think three days of mourning are enough for a marriage that only lasted three months. How about a night on the town?
Shirley: You go ahead. I'm just going to stay here with Boo-Boo Kitty.
Laverne: Oh, really? Well, uhh, that's too bad. I had gotten tickets for us to see the Beatles tonight, but if you don't wanna go...
Shirley: What? You got us tickets to the Beatles?
Laverne: Yeah. But I guess I'll just ask Rhonda if she wants to go.
Shirley: (jumps up) Are you crazy? Come on! Let's go!
Shirley runs out the door. Laverne grabs her purse.
Laverne: (to herself) She's gonna kill me...
