Chapter Three
While Hibari was in his wrestling match with mini Fong, Tsuna began screeching once more when the pied piper woke up once more and started chasing the Brunnete round in circles, the flute no longer having an affect on him.
Mukuro, however, was dealing with his own problems. Running away from Chrome, her face now half of Bianchi's, she was screaming at the top of her voice.
"POISION COOKING!"
Seriously, why did Bianchi have the sudden urge to kill him? Wondered Mukuro blankly, still running before Grabbing Tsuna and then sprinting away as Hibari hurled Fong at a tree and followed after them, running into a bush that led into yet another world.
And man, did they regret showing up here.
"GET OFF THE PITCH!" screamed a crowd, causing Tsuna to pale as he looked round. They had appeared in the middle of a football pitch, people dressed in blue under the name of 'Rangers' and the other under the name of 'Celtic'. Tsuna let off a screech as the whole game stopped and glared at them.
"HIEEE! S-Sorry!"
"Kufufufu, remember Tsunayoshi-kun, this is all but an illusion." Chuckled Mukuro, looking round.
"Tsuna-Kun!" gasped a voice, causing Tsuna to look over and then gasp out loud.
"E-Enma-kun!" greeted Tsuna, being a total idiot for still thinking everything that was going on was real. "I didn't know you liked to play, err, is it soccer?"
"It's football Tsuna-kun." Said Enma bluntly, and just when he was about to say something else, someone started screaming out.
"PIKACHU! VOLT TACKLE!"
"O-Oni-Chan!" cried out Tsuna, exasperated, "How the hell did he get here…?"
Hibari glowered at them all and bared his teet, pulling out his tonfas once more.
"I'll bite you all to death!" he exclaimed, lunging at someone from the 'Celtic' team and knocking him out before bashing someone from 'Rangers' team on the head.
"H-Hibari-san! Don't!"
"Kufufu, better leave again." Commented Mukuro, this time choosing to grab Hibari and dragging him through one of the football nets, leaving Tsuna all alone. Tsuna looked at all the thousand of people glaring at him before he began shrieking and ran through one of the nets, tumbling on the other side and colliding with none other than Hibari himself.
"Herbivore…" growled Hibari lowly.
"I-I'm sorry Hibari-san-!"
"Toto! Come back!"
Tsuna looked round slowly and saw none other than Kurokawa Hana, running after some small dog.
"H-Hana…?"
Hana shot him a glare.
"I'm Dorothy." She retorted angrily, "Get it right boy."
Tsuna looked at her and sighed, closing his eyes. Today just wasn't his day, he just really didn't understand why Daemon Spade would drag him into such a world and-
"Kufufufu, it seems he is dragging us into another world with us actually having to move." Commented Mukuro suddenly, looking around the twisted space. Hibari simply folded his arms and made a 'Hn' sound. Tsuna opened his eyes slowly and then rejoiced when he reappeared in his bedroom.
"I'M HOME!" he cried with joy, Mukuro and Hibari looking at each other with utter hate in their eyes. Now they could finally kill each other.
"Tsu-Kun!" Tsuna froze when he heard that voice.
"D-Dad…?" he called back uncertainly, running down the stairs and gaping at what he saw. Lemitsu stood in the kitchen in a frilly apron, singing 'Waterloo' to himself as he fried some eggs.
"Dad… where's mom…?"
"Nana…?" said Lemitsu. Suddenly looking at his son, "Remember, she died years ago in a Mafia related incident-!"
Tsuna paled, "E-Eh…? No she didn't!"
"Ask your brother then."
"H-Hold on? Brother?"
"Dame-Tsuna, you're finally back…"
Tsuna looked round and saw an eight year old version of Reborn, standing silently as he strangled a bunny rabbit.
"R-Reborn!" cried Tsuna, pointing at his hands, "Stop strangling the poor bunny-!"
He really shouldn't have said that, the eight year old 'so called' brother Reborn then leapt at him, strangling him.
"DIE BROTHER!"
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Reborn collapsed as Hibari whacked him across the head with a tonfa.
"Herbivore had it coming." Said Hibari matter-of-factly, Mukuro chuckling behind him. Lemitsu ran up to Reborn, rocking him into his arms.
"Reb-Kun!" cried Lemitsu like a wimpy girl, a seemingly motherly side coming to him.
"THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! Shouted Tsuna, running out the front door and coming into a different world, his eyes widening as Mukuro and Hibari followed him, quite amused at his reaction.
"Kufufufu, what do we have… here…?"
"This is the reception room." Informed Hibari, "This is where the disciplinary committee works-"
Suddenly, Kusakabe waltz into the room… In a Ballerina attire, twirling round and singing at the top of his lungs.
"WOMANISER, WOMA-WOMANISER, YOU'RE A WOMANISER OH! WOMANISER OH! YOU'RE A WOMANISER!" sang Kusakabe, twirling and the landing on one knee in front of Hibari, "KYOYA! MARRY ME KYOYA!"
That was the moment Hibari decided to pass out. Never once did he think his second-in-command would come out with something like that. Tsuna's reflexes weren't fast enough but Mukuro's was, catching Hibari effectively in his arms.
"Kufufu, never thought birdie-Chan would faint like that." Laughed Mukuro, Tsuna paling.
"K-K-Kusakabe-san asked H-H-Hibari-san t-to m-marry him?" gawped Tsuna, nearly on the verge of fainting himself.
"Kufufu, as to be expected, it is Daemon Spade's world…" said Mukuro, "He's probably prying for our weaknesses in the most stupidest of ways…"
"N-NO WAY!"
"Yes way… Kufufufu."
Tsuna started his shrieking once more, Kusakabe continued twirling round the room, Mukuro chuckled while Hibari just remained unconscious.
Will our lovely, oh so dazzling trio survive this strange world?
A/N: *is still drinking her ever-so lovely fizzy juice... TO THE EXTREME!* hope you enjoyed the chapter, my pretties... Muhahahaha
