Eugene entered, his arm wrapped around her waist, carefully. "Now, don't freak out," he said to her, through clenched teeth.

Rapunzel apparently hadn't heard him because all she could register were the thieves and crooks all around her. She released a scream, earning hard eyes ranging from blue to brown. She gulped, realizing the severity of what she did. Quickly, both her and Eugene covered her mouth.

"Heh...sorry about that, guys. Blondie over here doesn't know how to follow orders," Eugene said with a small shrug and a sheepish smile. "She likes to think that screaming, fighting, and clawing helps."

"So, she's a rough one, eh?" Edward asked, humor and naughtiness lacing his words. The hook on his hand and the sly grin on his face made Rapunzel shrink back behind Eugene, trying to use her long hair as a weapon.

"Not like that, Eddy. Certainly not like that. I barely even know her," Eugene replied, scrunching up his nose at the thought of committment with a girl he barely knew. He wasn't the type to start a relationship so fast. He needed to get to know the girl first. Then again, that didn't stop him from degrading women by using them soully for pleasure. Well, Flynn Rider had no problem with that, but Eugene Fitzherbert? He was the typical good boy, who only did the deed with a girl once he knew her.

"Ohh! So you're that type of guy, huh?" Edward asked with a smile. He winked to Eugene and Rapunzel, using hand gestures to explain what they could do in the bed.

Eugene snorted. "Yes, and no. I do do the deed with girls I barely know, but not this girl. I only got her from her castle to get some moolah, yah know?"

"Oh...so she's a princess!" piped up a man with bad complexion, a big nose, and a large body. He looked like a wrestler, but even they were better looking than him.

Rapunzel popped her head out from behind Eugene and said," Let's cut this short! I'm the princess and he took me! All I want to do is get home and lay in bed!"

"Yeah. That's not going to happen," Eugene said. "You're going to stay with me until I'm off those posters and they lose all hope of finding me."

Rapunzel pouted. She didn't want to spend months and years with this inconsiderable fool. She'd rather spend the night with Big Nose rather than with Flynn Rider or Eugene Fitzherbert. At least Big Nose had some sort of state of mind, though, it wasn't much.


This is a really short chapter and it took me forever to update. I suck so much. Anyway, it's a late update and it's late to put this, but:

Disclaimer: I do not own Tangled.

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