This is how some newborn vampires figured out their abilities:
"These newborns were extremely talented as humans," Here-Comes-the-Onion-Man continued. "They taught us something you must remind me about later called 'The Game'." "I lost 'The Game'!" Hannah says. "Hannah!" Everyone turns and glares at her. "Aro," Carlisle says. "Yes, my friend Carlisle?" Aro asks. Wait. Carlisle? Aro? Edward? Jane!?! "Holy Gaara of the Phunk! We're in the world of Twilight!" I realize. Aww, that means I have to stop coming up with onion-related names for Aro. Oh, well. "Are you sure this is safe?" Carlisle asks. Aro lookth ecthathperated. "You see, Carlisle. They know of things vampires have never even dreamed of knowing. I have read through their thoughts. They will have very promising abilities," Aro explains to everyone present. Grrr8. Haha, Frosted Flakes. No wait! Frosted Vampires. They're more than good, They're Grrr8! Now with 20% more sparkle. I raise my paw to wipe my orange and black hair out of my eyes…paw? Orange and black hair? "Aura you've turned into Tony the Tiger!" Nisha yells. "Fitting," Edward chuckles, "She just spent the last five minutes coming up with a Frosted Flakes brand for vampires. As I recall, 'Now with 20% percent more sparkle'?" Wow, Tony the Tiger is ripped. I have muscles in places I didn't think they would be. Oh, god, I forgot Tony the Tiger's a dude. "Ok, how do I go back to normal?" I ask Carlisle, remembering that he is out of all of us here, the only sane one. "Well if thinking of Tony the Tiger got you this way then I'm guessing thinking of your normal self," Carlisle answered. "Yeah the thing is, I have no idea what I look like." "Well," Aro interjected (that sounds so wrong), "Maybe we can try that on our way down to the feeding room." "Okay," Nisha smiles, "I'm famished." "Me, too," everyone else agrees except for Hannah, who looks like Jane just spazzed. "The Feeding Room?" She gulps. "Where we eat humans?" "Yes," Aro agrees condescendingly. "But I'm Jewish," Hannah says. "Drinking blood is against Kosher laws." "But here in the Volturi," Jane actually spazzes, "you must drink human blood." "Well what if I don't want to be in the Volturi," Jane I mean Hannah challenges with a death glare of doom. (Fun fact: Jane and Hannah both are the female equivalents to the name John.) "Then you must be punished for disobeying your leaders," Aro commands and in a whirlwind Hannah is hannahnapped and we are pushed into the wall (well me into my me-sized hole) and are forced to watch as Aro throws Hannah thrown into a hole descriptively labeled 'Neverending Well.' Nice. But soft! Hannah has grown wings and has flown out of the 'Neverending Well.' "Hannah!" we cheer. Aro walks whisper quiet into our room and says, "You may chase after her if you wish. But remember this, the Volturi created and we can destroy you as well." "Not in our lifetime suckers," Nisha yells as we jump out the window to chase after our friend flying away into the sunset.
