once again, I marked quotes straight from the play with a bold 'x'

I don't own the play or Naruto or anything like that, if you want more of a disclaimer, read the previous chapters.


The next morning, (well, in his dream) Sasuke made his way to Friar Lawrence's cell.

"Good morrow, father"x he waved. Friar Lawrence turned around, and Sasuke realized that "father" wasn't the best term to use.

"TSUNADE-SAMA?!"

"Benedicite" She smiled. (Note: means "bless you" and is used as a greeting) "What early tongue so sweet saluteth me?"x

"You're Friar Lawerence?"

"Yep! I was going to be the nurse but Kakashi offered to take that part instead. I heard you never made it home last night."

Sasuke looked confused, the dream just sort of skipped to the next morning.

Tsunade's jaw dropped. "God pardon sin! Wast thou with Rosaline?"x

"With Rosaline, my ghostly father? No. I have forgot that name and that name's woe."x Sasuke didn't even know what she looked like, except for the description Leia used to make him fall off a building.

"That's my good son. But where hast thou been then?"x

"With two Juliets and Mercutio…long story." Sasuke leaned against a wall and sighed deeply.

"I need you to marry me and Juliet."

"What about Leia and your blog entries?" Tsunade asked. (Note: reference to my Naruto Online Chat series)

"Sorry, but Leia is playing dude in this dream, and I have made a strict no yaoi policy with my subconscious …wait, how do you know about my blog entries?!"

She laughed. "I know because this is a dream, WOOOOOO verrry scaaaarry." Tsunade flailed around like a sick bird.

"Ugh not you too…" Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Could you just marry us? Sure I have this thing for Leia, but Sakura looks pretty too…for a stalker…I guess."

"Young men's love then lies not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes"x Tsunade wagged her finger at him. "Don't be shallow, it's not attractive."
Sasuke was getting desperate. "PLEASE?! I need to get this stupid dream over with so I can wake up and get back to work."

Tsunade groaned "fine, but remember this when you wake up and I ask you for a favor."

"But this is a dream, thus it is I who is doing myself a favor."

"Ah, touché"

Sasuke left the church and saw Leia outside, wearing a tank top instead of her poofy shirt.

Sasuke headtilted "what the heck are you wearing?"

"It's like 90 degrees out and I was getting uncomfortable in that stupid shirt, so I changed."

"How will people know who you are? You're supposed to be a guy and you're wearing a tank top that's showing…" Sasuke got really nervous and started using hand gestures.

"I get the point, that's why I have this!" She pulled out one of those generic "HELLO! My name is…" nametags with MERCUTIO♥ scribbled across it in sharpie and stuck it to her shirt.

"See? It's the same thing!"

"If you say so…but I still think you look rather feminine for my best guy friend."

Just then, Kakashi approached the two of them and waved. "God you good morrow, gentlemen."x

"SEE? I told you people still think I'm a dude" said Leia as she smacked Sasuke upside the head. "God you good morrow, gentlewoman!"x she said waving at Kakashi.

Sasuke twitched. "Is my subconscious gender-confused?" he thought.

"No, Sasuke, you're subconscious is not gender confused, I'm the nurse!" said Kakashi.

"Woah wait, how did you read my mind?"

"Because this is a dream! Wooooo verrrry scaaaarrryyyy, bleh!" Both Leia and Kakashi started waving their arms in front of them. and going "bleeeeeeh!"

"STOP THAT! MUST YOU DO THAT EVERY TIME?! IT'S GETTING REALLY OLD!"

"Party pooper" the two said in unison as they stared at Sasuke with sad kitty eyes.

"Well I should go, need to find a Tybalt before act 3" said Leia, looking at her watch.

"Farewell, ancient lady. Farewell, lady, lady, lady."x She began running down the street and Kakashi pulled out a copy of Make Out Paradise.

"She sure does love act 3. What happens then, Kakashi-sensei?"

"I can't tell you that. All I can say is, heh, good luck."

"Wow, we're off track. Here you go, this is from Sak-er, Juliet" Kakashi handed Sasuke a piece of paper. It said:

HI SASUKE-KUN!

When do u wanna get married?

I can sneak out today around 2:00

xoxo

-Sakura

Sasuke, reading it's contents, dropped it like a hot potato. "EW! Do I really have to marry her?" he lit a match and threw it on the ground so it set the note on fire.

Kakashi sighed, "You do if you want to wake up from this. I personally vote you marry her and on the wedding night, sneak up behind her and stab a point blank. Is that too mean?"

"A little, but she's going to die at the end anyway, so I should just suck it up."

Kakashi nodded in agreement and took off. "I'll tell her to meet you at Friar Lawerence's cell."

Sasuke pinched himself repeatedly.

"gotta wake up, gotta wake up, gotta wake up"

Back at the Capulet mansion, Sakura was waiting eagerly for Kakashi's return, and news of her marriage.

"Oh God she comes, Oh honey nurse, what news?"x she squealed, seeing Kakashi enter her bedroom, still reading his porno.

"Your love says he will wait for you at Friar Lawerence's cell." He didn't even bother to look up from the pages. "There stays a husband to make you a wife."x

"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Sakura started jumping up and down at this news.
"I'm gonna marry Sasuke-kun! I'm gonna marry Sasuke-kun!" she sang.

Sasuke waited by the church, but nobody came.

"Where is everyone? Shouldn't there at least be Sakura and Tsunade-sama here?"

Just then, Leia began running up the street towards him. She arrived at the church and started panting.

"I…-gasp- forgot…-gasp- …t-to tell you…"

"What happened? Do I still have to marry Sakura?"

"Nice try." Leia began to establish regular breathing patterns again. "I forgot to mention that the marriage happens offstage."

"Great, now what?" Sasuke was irritated.

"Wanna get some Gelato? We are in Italy after all…"

"I hate sweet things, but I'll get coffee. Wait, neither of us has money…"

"What part of THIS IS A DREAM, WOOOO don't you get? Hello! Free gelato!"

"Oh I am so there!"


and so much for act II...