Origin of Sexy Jutsu

Chapter 3: Relations

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Format

Normal speech: Naruto, "M does Gamma-hime have a mom and a dad". M, "Brat I don't even know what a Gamma-hime is. But everything has a mom and a dad." Naruto, "But I don't have a mom and a dad. And don't see your mom and dad." M, "Well maybe they went away mine did ever think of that." Naruto, "oh."

Normal thought: Naruto, "If my parents went away can I find them." M, "Why do brats always know how to ask questions that adult can't answer."

Demon/ summons speech: Kurama, "Old man are you my dad and the Jūbi my mom or are you my Dad and mom. …. Yeah I didn't expect you to answer."

Demon thought: Kurama, "If the Jūbi is my mom does that mean I'm part moon."

/ Reanimation/ dead (anything Edo-Tensei / Minato/ Kushina in seal) Speech: /Kushina, "Naruto chan mommy will never leave you. Mommy's always been with you. Just wait soon Minato will work his magic and you can see us. I love you Naru chan." /

/ Reanimation/ dead (anything Edo-Tensei / Minato/ Kushina in seal) Thought: / Minato, "If I make a tweak here and here and then if I do this and this I might be able to see you soon Naruto."/

*Origin Of Sexy Jutsu*

While M was in her office doing the hated enemy of all government officials. Naruto continued his sandwich making. Naruto was looking at the pile of sandwiches that he had already made, it looked like a lot of sandwiches but he wasn't sure if it was enough. He tried to count them but at the moment Naruto could only count to ten. So after he went over ten he started to count ten again. He did this a little over three times. He was sure he had enough for himself and M. He could eat ten he was still really hungry even after all he had eaten the night before. Last night was his first meal not out of the garbage since he left the orphanage. But he was still really hungry and he was sure he could eat at least ten and M was an adult so she would absolutely eat more than him. So Naruto only had to make more if there were more adults coming to eat. Naruto decided the only thing he could do was to keep making sandwiches until he could no longer make sandwiches.

*Origin of Sexy Jutsu*

Lily as always was the first to get up being the youngest among the flowers at the age of twelve with most of her superiors being between the ages of sixteen to twenty-seven; they often protected her from doing the less desirable jobs but in exchange was responsible for other less desirable jobs. Mainly chores,errand runs and various types of clean up duty. In other words she was the maids on the nights she was relived of duty. One of her chores was making breakfast for the older residents. She sleepily made her way down the stairs she was in no hurry. The others would not be down for another twenty minutes at least when M kicks them out of bed or other places before she forces them to get to work. When they would be ready so would she with plates of food for the one decent meal they would probably eat today. After this its snacks and Sake. But in a few years she will be just like them sake always made it better, easier. Easier to deal with, easier to forget, easier to lie and some what protects your heart.

Lily walked through the common room. A medium-sized room filled with a few miss-matched couches and chairs, a coffee table, an old TV that had been there longer than Lily had been alive, along with the scattered with the many belongings of the women of the whore house. Lily made a mental note that she would need to clean in here later as she sighed stepped on someone's lip stick and almost stepped on a sullied pair of mens under wear. Daisy's boyfriend's if she had to guess. The man was a slob but made up for it by being a rich slob. Daisy was getting up in years and was working on her retirement plan. It was that or join active duty. Witch wasn't a good option because she hadn't served in years. She walked into the industrial kitchen that had the old large rickety table in the middle and already saw a stack of sandwiches and something yellow behind it. While sandwiches went a normal breakfast to some it was common to the flowers. M bought sandwiches for breakfast food partly because M had no idea how to cook, the food was cheep and last hours unrefrigerated taking up no room in their refrigeration reserved for guests food and due to most of them not eating untill the afternoon.

Thinking that it's Nani the large yellow stray cat from the ally Lilly swats at the yellow blur and scolds the little creäture. "Nani off the table. If you're hungry I'll get you a bowl of", Lilly said. Only to hear a human grunt. She looks down to see a small child on the floor. He sees her and prepares to bolt. Lilly grabs the little boys hand before he has time to run.

"It's not nice to take other people's food without asking. What do you have to say for yourself." Said M in a stern voice. Naruto squirmed but Lilly held her grip. "I didn't take it the bossy lady told me to make sandwiches until she came back." Said Naruto. Naruto tried to force himself free by attempting to pry Lily's fingers with his teeth. Lily was not fazed by Naruto's attempts to flee. She tightened her grip and bent down to meet the child at eye level. "It's not nice to lie either. This isn't a place for kids. Go home. Go back to where ever you belong." Said Lilly. Really how did a kid even find his way here he's what four. Did some one leave him here last night. He wouldn't be the first that has happened to. Hell it could even the rich slob's son. He wanted Daisy to meet his son. Maybe he brought him over went up with Daisy and decided to get him later. Daisy could defiantly be considered a bossy lady and probably thought i would just love to baby sit. Shes lucky I'm so nice other wise she would have to watch whats in her sake. you would think people would be more careful not to upset the people who bring you your food and drinks.

Naruto was scared of the women scolding him. He had learned recently that people don't like him. He also learned to be especially weary of them. A yelling women equaled pain. One using sweet assuring words ment the possibility of pain later. He learned that they couldn't be trusted and the best approach was minute by minute analysis of their behavior and preparation to run if need be. Don't get him wrong he had learned in two weeks that men didn't like him either and just as often beat him up and chased him away from their trash. Kicked him away from stores. They could hurt him just as much as women. But men had yet to hurt him as often. They tried to scare him more than they tried to kill him. They would cut him and snap bones but these injuries were often superficial and heal with in hours. Men were most often more straightforward with their anger and even when they tried to hide it their anger rushed out, women were manipulate and hid their true intentions well. Men were still dangerous but they didn't register as high on his danger scale. They had yet to hurt him as much yet.

But as much as the new lady scared him, as much as he want to turn and run and as likely it was that she might hurt him he wasn't going to leave. He was tired after having spent many weeks outside on the streets. He was tired of being hungry and cold all the time. He was tired of everyone trying to hurt him. He had finally found a place with a person that at least knew where that person that cares for him is and is willing to take care of him, a place where he is allowed to stay. And as likely as it was that M might hurt him. She had yet to show that she would. In his experience with people even manipulative people try to hurt him by now. He was still cautious of her and this person that cared for him. But he still had hope that maybe there was some thing better out there for him. This alone made it worth while to stay. But there was also his survival he had to think about he couldn't take many more days of sleeping outside and eating from dumpsters and this place provided him shelter from the cold and food. At the moment he didn't care that he was a kid, he didn't care about what they may or may not do to him. Staying was worth the risk. It was better than dying outside. If they tried anything he would run it wasn't a guaranteed escape but it was better than nothing. And even though this place was potentially dangerous it was no more dangerous than living on the streets. At least at the bar he had a little more comfort and a slightly less chance of dying. He decided he wasn't leaving. This lady wasn't that much older than him and wasn't that dangerous. She was scolding him in a way he saw kids mothers scold their children. He was safe for now. She did not know who he was. She she probably wasn't going to hurt him. He clenched his fist his eyes got cold and defiant he willed his fear as best he could as far back as he could push it. He looked up at this new lady and he knew there was no way he was going to back down. "My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I don't care if you think kids should be here or not. But that M lady told me that if I stayed here that she would get her boss person who is supposed to care for me and make sure I get to the Hokage so I can go home. But right now I don't have anywhere else to go and that M Lady told me to make sandwiches so that's what I'm going to do. "

Lily looked down at the blonde little boy. All sternness left her still bending down at his eye level she loosens her grip just enough so he can't run away. A soft gentle smile begins to form on her face and her free arm moved to ruffle the little boys hair. "You know if you just said that M told you to be here you wouldn't have been in any trouble. I'm sorry that I knocked you down I thought that you were the cat. Come on let's go finish making those sandwiches."

Naruto huffed and went back to making sandwiches. Lilly and Naruto got in the routine of repeatedly making sandwiches in silence. When the last one was made Lilly looked at the little boy half hidden by sandwiches and smiled. She went to the cabinet and got two plates and proceeded to fix to plates of sandwiches. She put the smaller plate in the little boys hand, grabbed his hand and gently led him into the common room. It was not as much as the boy wanted but it was better than nothing. Lily sat on one of the newer coaches and gestured for the kid to do the same. Naruto sat down near her making sure there was lots of space between in case he needs to escape. Lilly looked at the boy and could see that he was not comfortable. She gave a small smile. And told him that she was sure the mistress would be out shortly to see him. Naruto gave a small nod. They both quietly began to eat to eat the rest of the occupants passing them by not even noticing them in their trip to get breakfast.

*Origin of Sexy Jutsu*

M knew the back up procedures for when one of the toads died. The one that was normally followed was to wait a month for a new toad to be sent from Mount Myōboku then send all reports to Jiraiya. Normally this would be fine because most of the time the major things that they find are already known by the hokage. Or things that were not time sensitive like when they found a minor spy or some dirt on different members of the leaf. There were three things that Jiraiya classified as need to know immediately. One was any news that could be considered an imamate threat to the village. The second was any and all news about team Hiruzen. This was typically spotting's of Tusnade and Orochimaru or any threats against the Hokage. The third was any and all news on Naruto. Jiraiya did not care if it was another accidental push that resulted in Naruto stubbing his knee he wanted to know. M could understand that the village Jinchūriki had to have tabs keep on him but she couldn't figure out why Jiraiya cared so much for the kid.

Jiraiya putting Naruto on high priority was making things more of a problem. If he didn't care about the kid she could just pass him off but the thing is that Jiraiya did care about the kid to the point that she would get fired and have to work a civilian job if she did not get news of this kid to Jiraiya and made sure he was in decent shape when he found him. This left M with two options: Option one get a meeting with the hokage and report to him. This was not the best option because she is not a shinobi of the leaf as such it would take her at least a month to get in with him that is if she was not redirected to T&I department to report on Naruto. This was not a good option because Naruto homeless status would spread throughout the village and multiple parties could make moves against Naruto. And the harm that resulted from this action would be multiplied when Jiraiya came back.

The second option was to go to the capital of Hi no Kuni were Jiraiyas spy head Quarters for all of the smaller bases and informants that Jiraiya had around the parts of Hi no Kuni that did not belong to Konoha. If she decided to go to the capital it would be a three-day trip there because she would not be able to go at shinobi speeds. No chakra ment no tree high way and running on main roads would draw attention and was prohibited. She would have to discreetly head to the headquarters in the capital. Partly because she couldn't look to suspicious and risk people looking around her establishment and finding Naruto and partly because she still had a few active bounties on herself and could not fight like she once could. Once at Hi no Kuni head quarters she would have to speak with her capital counterpart and convince him to let her steal his toad to send news to Jiraiya that she had urgent news on Naruto. The upside to this plan was she would have Naruto gone within a week and would be able to secure the information on him beater than if she had to report to T&I. The downside was Naruto would be left out of her direct care and would be at risk. But it was not like she could keep the kid at the Brothel for as long as it would otherwise take to get in touch with Jiraiya. She would also have to find someone to take over her duties while she was gone and someone she could trust to watch the kid while she was gone.

M sighed in frustration she was having over the little blond. The fact that she could hear herself sigh in frustration unsettled her even more because at this point of the day all the drama queens where shouting at each other over breakfast but instead there was complete silence. M made her way out of the office to see what shit the sissies were pulling today. As she walked in to the living room she was greeted to the sight of Lilly eating her breakfast while Naruto happily chattered about everything under the sun. "Well at least the kids are getting along." M thought to herself.

She then turned and was greeted to the sight of the beauty queens glaring at the little boy in the living room. M walked over to the Kitchen and grabbed some of the sandwiches on the table that were being ignored by the room's occupants just as much as her. As she ate she watched the group in amusement wondering who would notice they were being watched first. The kids in the other room or the women glaring at the blond child. By the time that she finished her meal only Lilly seemed to be aware of the others she keep shifting her view between M the glaring women and the small child. When Lilly noticed the girl attempted to speak to her superior but all that came up was a soft mumbled squeak. M liked the girl she was a little too soft for her tastes but the girl had talent and could have gone places if things were different. If the girl was lucky she later move on to greater things. M softened her eyes and her lips formed what could almost be considered a smile. "Lilly bring Naruto into my office and wait for me I have a few things I need to talk to you about on top of your duties for the day." Lily grabbed Naruto's hand and rushed the child out of the room and away from his eaten sandwich. Based on the noise coming from her office he didn't sound happy.

The quiet and the stillness hanged in the room until the two children left no one so much as moved to cut the tension. Then all hell broke loss. There were cries of what the demon is doing here and of complains that there were too many children here and complaints of an outsider being let in. M called quiet to the room gathering the attention of the women. Another period of silence gathered no one wanting to be the one to speak first. Eventually Hydrangea interrupted the silence. "Care to explain what that thing is doing here M."

"What thing are you talking about? There are a lot of things around here. For all I know you could be talking about the piece of garbage that D calls a boyfriend that I found up stairs or the hairy piece of food that has been sitting in the parlor. There are a lot of things in this world. I can't read your mind to find out which thing you're after. " M said to buy time to evaluate then emotions of the women and scare the less convinced into submission. She couldn't have decent between herself and the bitches. She need to calm the situation over otherwise wise both her and the kid where at risk.

"You know exactly what I mean M." Replied H apparently the leader of the crowd. Trying to use this situation to win the favor of the crowd and possibly take M's job. M's lips formed a small smirk as she answered H. "I do?" "The demon, what is the demon doing here. There is no reason for him to be here. He's not a costumer. He's not one the girls kids. And unless your gotten rid of your softness for children he's not here to work. This isn't exactly a place for kids. Now explain yourself M. What is the demon doing here?" Spat H. M snorted and looked H in the eyes, "Tell me Hydrangea since when have you been charge? Because last time I checked I was in charge of you and not the other way around." "Well maybe it would be better if I was in charge? If letting the demon boy in is an example of your decision-making skills than maybe we would be better off with someone else in charge. I know the girls would rather have a more sensible person in charge over a demon lover and if that person so happens to be me than so be it."

Said girls seemed to nod at the thought of the demon being gone but were visibly not thrilled at H being their boss. They might not like M's most recent decision and she might be a sadistic hard ass but she wasn't bad. She just did what was necessary for the job. H if given the chance would turn into a slave driver and greatly abuse power. H saw people as tools that she loved to break and throw away. M was the same in a way people were still tools but they were still people and saw the importance in comradely. Under her hard shell M cared for her comrades and took care of them. It was a skill learned from being in active combat. "I might make decisions that you don't understand but is for that reason that I am charge and you aren't. What makes you think you have what it takes to be in charge of the spy network. Is it the fact that you have the record for most times failed in the academy. Or the fact that even after you were given third, fourth and fifth choices in the academy and the remedial after academy drop out classes that you were repeatedly seen as unfit. Is it the fact that our mother was a prostitute's daughter and one herself? Was it the fact that your mother once held the job I do and helped Jiraiya form the spy network back in the day? Is it because you have fucked people since you could walk? Or your skill in getting anyone skilled quickly in the art of seduction? Or do you think you should have my place because you're pushing past your early thirties and are reaching the point where you either take a position of leader ship and advance or find something else to do? I'm sure retirement is not bad. Oh I forgot your broke. Well maybe you could trick one of the regulars into marrying you. Or if all else fails I could let you be a cook in the kitchen. After all If we aren't there for each other no one else will be.

Do you know why I am in charge? I'm in charge because there is more to this place than screwing people. To do my job you need management skills of not just this place but of all the informants in kohona. You need subtlety and stealth. You need shinobi experience so you know what information is important and what is not in the scheme of things. You need intelligence and foresight. You need to know people and know how to manipulate them and how to read them. You need to know how to adapt to the constantly changing shinobi climate. You also need to understand Jiraiya as a person, as a shinobi, in the way he runs things and you need at least a moderate understanding of the ninja arts he uses for the spy network. And finally you need great skill and experience in seduction and intelligence gathering.

I am in charge because of my impressive shinobi career. I was in the top five in my graduating class in the same year as all of the current clan heads and the yellow flash. I made chunnin at the age of twelve ANBU and Jonnin at the age 15. I spent five years in ANBU's information analyst unit with one and a half of those years of being in charge of that division. And before that I spent three years split between the general combat division of ANBU and the seduction division of ANBU. I lived past the average three month of life expectancy in ANBU when we were in war. And I was at the front lines when the Kyubi attacked backing up the forth I was the only ANBU who received a direct hit from it and survived. The reason I'm in charge is because I have the skill and the experience from and long and slightly exceptional shinobi career were I proved that I am more than capable.

The reason that you are not in charge Hydrangea is because you lack in almost every skill needed to be in charge and have no experience in anything not related to fucking. I will give you that Hydrangea you are good at screwing people and you know more tricks than most. You also have more experience in fucking than half the girls here put together. But that's all your good for. Half the time you don't even get the information we need because you too drunk and too busy with your john to remember what information we need. And that is very dangerous.

When I took over for your mother I may have made you second due to your experience here and out of respect of your mother. But that was a mistake. You may have known the girls better than I did at that time, you may have been here longer, and you may have known more in how to screw people. But after a month with you I learned quickly that you were not your mother and despite the little skill you had you had very little people and leadership skills and were too lazy to learn where you lack. You pushed away the others and were only adequate in your work.

I should have replaced you years ago but sadly of those that could have taken your place have moved to other positions in Kohona in the spy network and the general departments. And we have been so low on personal that I could not get someone properly skilled in here. And because of that I have taken over most of what should have been your responsibilities. I should have overseen all the other parts of the spy network and oversaw what you did with the brothel. You should have over saw the day-to-day running of this place so I could concentrate on other things. And every chance I gave you to do that you failed. That left me to do your work.

But luckily things are changing and I have gotten a bit of talent in this place. As you know our Lilly graduated in the top of her class and has become my apprentice. In the two years she has been a shinobi she has shown an impressive mission record and has split her time between here and the intelligence decision. She also has been raised for this position and has an impressive heritage. But also has shown leadership skills. She has also taken the time out of her busy schedule to thoroughly know everyone here. She has taken more duties in this place and has solved more of the many ridiculous problems that have arisen than anyone else here. In two years after she has gotten a little more shinobi experience and has learned a little more from me see will be replacing you. Then in another four to five years after that she will be replacing me and I will retire. She is an excellent shinobi and I have full faith that she will succeed me.

But you already know that. That is why you glare at her and belittle her. You know you really should get along with her. Didn't your mommy ever tell you that sisters should get along? You should be proud of your little sister.

Hydrangea you should remember your place. And think before thinking you are nearing my patience. Is there anything anyone would like to add?" M said sending a glare that dared anyone to speak. M could see the girls turning sides even though they didn't like the situation they knew that M was a good leader she had to have a reason for what she was doing. The few in the group who were like M retired veterans knew that the boy wouldn't be too much trouble the seal was made by the fourth the boy was harmless. The rest became at ease when they thought of the information on the boy and even though he held the kyubi according to the massive amounts of information gathered on him showed that he was just a kid.

Hydrangea looked at her former followers seeing that she had lost her support lost some of her confidence. M's words hitting the right looked at M and shrunk in her glaze. She then stared at M's office door the door. The place she thought should be hers; and the place that now held the demon boy. She then saw her place to gain back control. She looked at m and began to speak with less confidence than before. "M I am so sorry if you thought that I was trying to take control from you. I and most of the others were worked up over that boy being here. You more than anyone know how dangerous the kyubi is. We were just wondering why he is here. We don't normally provide day care. We deserve to know after all him being here puts us in danger." H smirked knowing that she had hit one of M's weak points. Some of her confidence returned when she saw the crowd start to agree with her again.

M looked at the crowed reading their concern and curiosity. "The brat is just going to be here for a few days a few weeks at the most. As you know he is one of the most important people in kohona to some of the top brass, especially to Jiraiya. As in Jiraiya the insanely strong, idiot, super pervert that signs our pay cheeks. I have seen him critically injure an informant that happened to forget to report information on the brat. I have seen the hokage kill countless people due to how they treated the brat. I for one will not be among those caught for not following Jiriaya's procedure just because i don't like a little boy.

Last night I found him in the garbage in the back and received a report from an informant that had a cousin that was concerned worker from his orphanage. He was kicked out two weeks ago and has been living out on the streets. If we let him go and lose track of him it will be our heads on the line. I do not care what you do but I will not be beheaded because I let the brat go.

So here is what is going to happen I am going to get in contact with Jiraiya or the hokage and that brat is going nowhere until one of them comes here to claim him. Naruto is going to stay here I will keep him in the spare room or give him work in the back. You will all keep your mouths shut and not tell anyone he's here and will treat him well. I don't care if talk to him. I don't care if you ignore him. I don't care if you avoid him. Do whatever you want as long as he is not harmed in any way shape or form. Those of you who can't do this during his stay will find yourself in T&I.

And I don't want to hear anyone whine about safety, because you're perfectly safe. There is no danger from that five-year old boy. The seal the forth used is solid and will not release even the smallest amount of buji chakra unless the brat is under extreme emotional or physical danger. So if you want to insure your safety than treat the brat well or stay away from him.

Now instead of squawking like a pack of clueless academy students get to work. It is now ten minutes before training time and you have all found the need to do other things during your meal break. I still expect you to be in fighting shape we are still shinobi or reserve shinobi of the leaf. And as such need to stay in shape. And we could all use some practice. Especially you Hydrangea your henge is still the worst out of all of us. What are you waiting for get moving whoever is not outside in eight minutes starting their training will be working the next three nights without pay and will be on grunt duty for a month."

M watched as the bitches ran around like chickens without heads as them prepared to meet her deadline. A few ran up stairs trying to use their time to look half decent for training. The others in varying levels of decency just grab their food and went outside to eat while they began their morning stretches. M enjoyed every minute of their scramble. After every girl made it to the training area out back M made her way to her office.

M opened the door to the sight of Naruto bouncing around the office and Lily chasing him and trying to pick up the mess. Just as she walk through she was greeted by a loud crash. The little brat ran into the her book shelf and knocked it down. M walked towards the small blond and lifted the shelf off of him. She couldn't help but wonder why this brat was so important. Other than being a Jinchūriki he was nothing but a snot nosed brat. Said brat looked at her with puppy eyes and started to beg for mercy. She looked at the brat and could already imagine all the trouble he would cause her. Then grumbled at the brat about not letting it happen again before she sent him to his current room to clean up. M waited to her the sounds of him following her command before she talked to Lilly.

Lilly was still scurrying around the room still trying to clean the little boys mess. "That's enough Lilly I have others things to do today other than watching you clean my office. [Lilly gave a nod knowing not to interrupt her master.] I looked over your performance yesterday and you did well. Especially for someone so young. And your training yesterday was adequate. Most sensei would be fine with that level of skill from a girl your age but that's just the thoughts of pig-headed men. Today during your training time you will be building up your physical skills along with your chakra capacity. I want you to perform your tai jutsu forms while water walking for every mistake you make you will run 100 laps around the lake same if you fall in. Tonight when we open for business I am switching you off of special services with the girls and you will have management training with me. For the night I want you to make sure that things run smoothly in the kitchen and the floor. I expect that you can handle any problems that come up. Throughout the night I will pull you aside to meet with some informants. You are not to talk just observe. At the end of the night you will collect the reports from the girls then help me file the reports from the night and I will show you what to do when you need to send information to Jiraiya. Do you understand." Said M. "Hai sensei." Lilly replied. "Lilly one more thing the boy he is very important to Jiraiya and to the safety of the village. He will be staying here until I get word from Jiraiya on what he wants us to do. For now I want you to watch him and keep him out of trouble. Just bring him along with during your training and give him something to do tonight have him work in the kitchen. He is old enough to wash dishes. Now scram." Said M. Lilly looked at her teacher gave a small nod heading off to complete her work.

With her student gone M went to pick up her book shelf. She started to work out her plan for getting out to the capital and in touch with Jiriaya. But some thing in that back of her mind keep wondering what she was missing about the boy. Her mind keep telling her it was something familiar.

M lost in thought accidentally stepped on a fallen picture frame. She pulled the frame and looked at her class photo. The crack in the frame ran through two of her class mates. One a small shy boy looking at a red-haired girl and said red-head. It was then that M remembered the red-haired girls name or more importantly her last name Uzumaki. She was the only Uzumaki that was in the village during the nine tails attack. M then swore at herself for being so stupid. The little brat that her boss always wanted information on was important really important and all the little facts of who that brat's parents were, was finally adding up. Not only was he a Uzumaki but he looked almost like a mini version of the blonde class mate. Add that with the rumors going through ANBU five years ago about said red-head being pregnant. And her boss was said blonds sensei when he asked about the brat he always asked about the Yondaime's sacrifice. Instead of asking for Naruto. Everything added up the little brat that was now in the pit of the red light district was the fourth Hokage's brat. Making him more important to the heads of the village and her boss than most of the villages occupants. That left her with one option if she valued her life and livelihood she would have to go to the capital to send for Jiraiya before the kid got so much as a paper cut.

*Origin of Sexy Jutsu*

Meanwhile in the seal

Minato was sitting in an almost meditative state. Kushina was close by busy making plans for all the people on her naughty list. A small smile begins to form on the former hokages lips as he finally came up with a plan to help his son. To celebrate said plan Minato speed across the mind scape in a yellow flash and wrapped his arms around his wonderful wife pulling her in to a kiss. A couple of hours later Minato and Kushina finished said celebration a tried to make themselves more presentable. It wasn't that hard not a lot stayed messed up when you were a phantom chakra life form. Kushina gave her husband a big smile, "What was that for." Minato smiled at her brimming with excitement. "I did it. I figured out a plan to help Naruto". Kushina smiled back at her husband and tackled her husband out of joy and started the second round of celebration. "I knew you could do it Minato. So what did that genius brain of yours come up with?"

"After looking at all the possibilities we can't get out of the seal without releasing the nine tails resulting in Naruto's death. Sense we can't be with Naruto outside the seal we will need to do it from the inside. The plan is basically an alteration of what we did in his landscape the other night. Except he will get to know were there and we can show him what we want in his dream scape with his consent. We will even be able to touch him. The down side is we won't be able to speak to him. He also won't remember his time spent with. It will also shorten our time with him when he activates the seals safety features. The chakra sacrifice would leave me with only five minutes with our son and enough chakra to repair the seal. You would have enough chakra to perform your chains a few times and get at least ten minutes with him. Twenty if you don't need to fix his seal. The alterations I would need to make would shorten the time we get with him that he remembers but it would give us the best opportunity to be with him as he grows. What do you think Kushina."

Minato didn't even need to ask Kushina. She was willing to do anything besides releasing the nine tail's to help her baby. She was already excited by all the things she wanted to do with him. Excited with by the prospect of beeing with her baby she asked the first thing that came to mind. "What do we need to do. When can we see Naruto."

The rest of the next few days was spent with Minato and Kushina making plans and tweaking the seal. With the hopes that very soon they could be with their Naruto.

*Origin of Sexy Jutsu*

Jiriaya was in one of many brothels that he had visited over the years. It was one of Jiriaya's brothels one of the ones he owned. As much as Jiriaya was a pervert his visit weren't purely for pleasure. Almost every place he visited was part of the spy net work.

Not many people knew this but before his parents death in an ambush by bandits they were very wealthy merchants that held a vast empire of hotels, eateries and stores in the fire kingdom. When they died Jiriaya became a ninja a played little attention to them and simply had them managed. When his sensei asked him to start a spy network he started to use what he had available. At the time his trust fund was opened to him and gave him more than enough money then he would ever need. That was on top of the enormous amount made from all of his parents business. He decided to use his parents empire as a spy network. First he gathered all the free Sarutobi gifted to him and add the academy drop-outs. The retired generals became command of various headquarters around the world the dropouts the worker drones of spy's in his establishments. They were all given training to do their job well and Jiriaya's budding skill in funjutsu was used to ensure sure loyalty and silence. Some thing Danzo borrowed later. After a two-year test of his spy network system he began to have surplus of people and started to use them to fill new establishments he started to buy in the elemental countries. Latter the network expanded again when a casual friend and neighbor of Jiriaya's by the name of Mai started to tell him how often men even trained men talked when they sleep with her. This started Jiriaya adding bars and brothels to his network with his Mia leading the model and training the spy's. The uses of what would be later known as Jiriaya's girls was so successful that they now formed sixty percent of the spy network and provided the best information. The next best where the men and women running his bars. The hotel and hot spring workers were excellent too. The rising stars in the net work that Jiriaya was experimenting where the bingo offices he now owned. It made tracing ninja and Ninja affairs easier.

Jiriaya's net work that originally started out as two hundred businesses across fire country and fire country borders had expanded to an empire that stretched across the elemental nations. In the land of fire every brothel, bar and hot springs belonged to him and each town had a hotel eatery and at least one other business owned by him. Those numbers were higher in fire nation city's where he owned one or two things per street. Across the elemental nations he owned most brothels and hot springs. He had a spy network business in every town in the elemental country's and multiple in important cities or places of strategic value. Over the years as it expanded the spys had settled down and produced hairs that joined the spy network from a young age. The next generation in other countries used their birth right to expand into other countries hidden villages making businesses and contact points in the other hidden villages where it was harder to get before. The next generation in the fire kingdom were sent to the academy some became shinobi and infiltrated the ranks for Kohona others rejoined or replaced their parents in the spy network. some even formed their own networks. An example was Mai's son who had a network in the traveling merchant guilds. This network 's information had saved Kohona on multiple occasions the economic struggle that many of the other villages were experiencing.

The network was good and the multiple retired ninja heads keep it going for short periods with out Jiriaya. It also freed shinobi spys to spend more time in other locations instead of having to pose as civilians. This had freed Kohona's forces because they didn't need to waste too many shinobi as spys like the other villages did. They just used the large force of willing trained civilians. A sort of honorary ninja force. The network was efficient and didn't waste resources and provided Konoha with the information it needed. It was so good that it had finally found Orochimaru. It would have found him earlier if Orochimaru didn't know some of how Jiriaya worked. Non the less Jiriaya had found him. One of the heads in mist was part of a town that Orochimaru hunted bloodlines in. The next day one of his information had one of thugs recruiting in a bar. Jiriaya was going to chase Orochimaru. He hadn't gotten info this good in years this might be his only chance to find out what Orochimaru was doing and stop him. But to do that he had to redirect his spynet work. All info besides the very essential important information was being sent to his second in command starting tomorrow. All of the high alert messages where being sent to hokage. As much as Jiriaya would like to look over the network him self summoning toads would alert Orochimaru. That was how he lost him last time. That night when Jiriaya or more precisely that morning at four am when he was going to sleep he couldn't help but shake the feeling that something bad was going to happen.

*Origin of sexy Jutsu*

The Hokage had come from his third visit to the orphanage. The workers there had told him that Naruto had gone on an anti ninja protest after his ANBU were recalled. The care takers had kindly asked the hokage to stop his visits for now. They thought the attention Naruto was receiving from the visits were encouraging him to cause trouble. The hokage eventually came to agree with them. Naruto was stuborn and liked to cause trouble for attention. That seemed to be a pattern in his behavior. The hokage agreed that he would stop his visits for the next two months or untill he became used to not having the ANBU around. The hokage didn't like this decision and neither did the ANBU. The hokage found humor in how his personal group of assassins where behaving like parents afraid to let their children leave the nest. Kakashi the other day had asked if he could go back on Naruto guard duty during his free time. The remainder of the fourths ANBU guard and a few ANBU strays had asked the same as Kakashi. This made it even more important to the hokage to separate them. He couldn't have the only people Naruto integrated with be ANBU and he couldn't have his ANBU be distracted by a child. That made the hokage declare to his forces that Naruto was to have a break from ninjas for the next four months. No ninjas of any rank were allowed to see Naruto.

*Origin of Sexy Jutsu*

Three days ago M had left on her trip to the capital. She was staying in one of her bosses average quality hotels. That afternoon she had arrived at the capital and sent her message to Jiriaya. It was a short message containing two sentences.

Messenger frog died. The hokage's legacy has been found.-M *****

M personally watched the messenger frog send the messenger frog disappear with the message. She hoped it made it soon. After the frog left with the messenge her counter part in the capital gave her a room in one of Jiriaya's hotels. So far she had enjoyed her stay the manager had even given her a free meal.

M couldn't relax in the nice room given to her she keep wondering how much of a mess the drama queens had made. She had left Daisy in charge with Lilly assisting and was hoping for minimal damage when she returned. She wasn't too worried the bitches as much trouble as they caused were some what professional and would at most slack off in the six days of her absence. She wasn't that worried about Naruto either. She had put a house arrest seal on him confining him to the brothel and had scared her workers enough to not harm the kid. They were smart no one would do anything to anger two S Rank shinobi to get at the kid. And non of them had lost much during the kyubi attack. Most were just wary of Naruto. What she was worried about was the potential information loss that always happened in her absence and the H problem. M knew that H was plotting something and her shinobi instincts were screaming trouble. She thought on the H problem and decided the only solution was to let her go. She was close to retirement any way.

That night M indulged her self in sake and getting to sleep at a reasonable hour for once. What ever trouble that was awaiting her could wait untill the morning. She cured up in the hotel rooms kind sized bed and wondered if she find were they got there sheets. They felt like they felt sleeping in a cloud. For first time sence being an ANBU she sleep comfortable. Her dreams filled with happy memories and loves lost. See sleep so deeply that even her highly toned shinobi skills took a break. Sounds of the night went un heard, the wake up service also went unheard. For the first time in years she fully embraced a restful slumber.

The next afternoon the hotel maid entered M's room. She did not notice the figure on the bed and went about cleaning the room. When she went to strip the bed was when she saw the women. She gave her a nudge and tried to wake her but she would not move. She asked the women if she was alright but she would not answer. She flipped the women on her side but she was not breathing. She called her manager. Her manager called the town doctor. The woman was dead and due to lack of identification she was laid to rest in poppers grave in their local cemetary. Almost no one in the leaf knew what happened to the women under the code name M.

*Origin of Sexy Jutsu*

Things were finally working out for H. She was able to call in a favor with her favorite Yakama and convinced him to alter Daisy's boyfriend's mind a bit. One day after M left Daisy's boyfriend proposed to her and had a shotgun wedding the next day. The Daisy her new husband and son were now on their honeymoon. Daisy happily quit. H had taken over the brothel like she finally wanted those with complaints were sent away. Many of those trained by her mother or herself stayed. She liked being in charge and things were going to stay that way. That was why she called her moms favorite student in the capital. She played the poor crying about how she was going to lose her job and that M was using his frog service to make her termination approved by Jiriaya. The man had a crush on her since they were children. It was easy to get him to solve the problem for her as long as she gave him hope of them being together. When M arrived he put her under genjutsu to make her belive the frog left. Her not having access to her chakra coils made it childs play. Then applied another genjutsu on her so she couldn't feel the effect of the poison that was in her food. That had easily taken care of the M problem. Now H had everything she wanted. In a few day when M never shows she take permanent charge then start to make changes. Things were finally going to go her way and nobody was going to stop her.

*Origin of Sexy Jutsu*

Dear reader thank you for reading. For all people following yes I'm not dead. My life became cluttered and I was suffering from some health problems. And was dealing with family drama. That on top of losing internet access and starting a few new stories caused such a late update. I will try to be better in the future. Once again thank you for read and please comment. If you like this story please give my other works a try. Yours truly atriptothegreatbeyond.