Chapter 3
An: Oraiat u rok gurlll! U gunna be id da next chpter! This chapter is dedicoted to mah Asian friend! She sooo cutie!
Light Yagami appurd from the mist of blood and flesh. It was light yagami! He was going to school at Hogwarts cuz he became a wizard. With his magic and death note he became super baddass and mor powereful then a shinigamy. He had killed all the preps because he wanted me to be happy. He than pulled out a blood diamond ring made from the blood and tears of African childrenn slaves. He on one knee got out the ring and propusedc to me. I felt like Misa who I killed because light is mine! Cuz I was being a fangirl like she waz. We than made out for too hrs with lots of tung and than he stuck his thingy into my u know what. .. we had an awsum time at kawaii con.
After me and light went to a hatsunee miku concert and met a really cute asain girl their who was cospaying as a pickachu. She was the kawiiest thing here! I was dressed in purple skiny jeans with gray toms on. My shirt was a blud on the dance floor tank top wit my black hair wich had rainbow tips. The 3 off us rocked to world is mine and we had a fun night. Orochiumaru was their to and he got rally rally drunk. He got naked and started making out with naruto. They did some "fun" stuff under a table and than something happened!? Naruto found out orochi(orochimarus nickname) was his dad.
"why u not tell me that you are mmy owne father?"
becuse i luv you much more then just a sun"
" you suk!"
"but we shood be togehter forever."
"no i hate youuuuuu!"
Naruto exits the scene crying.
...wtf i said i was rally confused abut everything. So me light and the asain girl went to see what else we cood doo for sum fun. we bought some pot from luffy who is now a goth that goes by Evil darkraven. we all got high and lufy stretched himself into a giant bed so we could all slep with in him. to my surpize he was rally comfie. The next mornjrng i was about to hve the woirst nite off my lyfe...
