Author's Note:

Well, that was chapter 2! I plan on having only just four of the chapters have scenes from the future, but don't quote me on it! It's not confirmed!
And if you're thinking that I'm rushing it, I'm not. I have a lot of plans for this story! This'll be a shorter story than most of mine, originally it was supposed to be 15 chapters, but I've cut it down to 9. Once again, I'm not rushing this, and this is not final! It could be different!

Well, I didn't really have much to say. Review what you think! I'll reply here, on the chapter you review it on! But umm... I guess it's time for game three- er, the third chapter to begin! To the chapter!


Chapter 3: Habitat (Present)

Will got on the bus and sit next to Sophia.

"So, how are you?" Will asked.

"Good! What about you?" Sophia replied.

"I'm alright, I just woke up feeling pretty good though!" Will said.

"Of course, you're always getting ready at the last minute." Sophia said.

"And I get there on time!" Will grinned.

"I guess that's true... Guys never change I guess." Sophia said.

"I would say 'rude', but you make a point! Mike and Chad are great examples of that." Will said, and Sophia nodded her head in agreement.

"I meant you, but they are better examples." Sophia said.

"So, what do you want to talk about?" Will asked.

"Well, I found a tape in my drawer yesterday." Sophia said.

"Which drawer?" Chad asked, leaning over the bus seat.

"Piss off, you perv." Sophia replied.

"Oh daaaaaayum!" Chad said to Mike, and she rolled her eyes.

"Well... Thanks... For the info..." Will said, not wanting to know.

"Well, boys will be boys." Sophia said.

"Hey! We're men!" Mike said.

"Then strap off the fake balls you guys have and grow some real pairs." Sophia said, and Will grinned, while everyone in the bus yelled 'owned'.

"Gotta say, you did own them- wait, how exactly do you know about that stuff?" Will asked.

"Same way you do, hanging around those two behind us." Sophia said. "One time they got really drunk when we all were camping, everyone else except me was asleep and they went on to talk about how they would've liked to see Abby and Gail... Ugh... I would've love to push them into the fire, but I could barely move. And I couldn't sleep either."

"Well, they're disturbing. Fifty bucks says Toby would pass out if he heard that shit." Will said.

"Hey!" Toby said. "I doubt that!"

"Mike, Chad, tell them about... You know." Will said.

"Don't torture poor ol' Toby! When two girls-" Sophia started.

"Okay! That's enough! I don't wanna hear any more!" Toby said.

"See guys, that's how you do it. Well, not literally..." Sophia said.

"We hope." Will added.

"Hey! We wouldn't do that! But, Silvia over there is a hottie!" Chad said.

"Chad, she wouldn't do you if you paid her a million bucks." Sophia said.

"Bet you five that she would." Chad said.

He looked over to her.

"Hey baby-"

"No." Silvia said.

"He does it to himself." Toby said.

"That's not exactly possible." Will said.

"Unless if you take your hand and-" Mike started.

"God! Don't explain that shit, please! My mom already tried that, and we had to go to the hospital." Toby said.

Sophia, Mike, and Chad laughed, and Will couldn't help but crack a grin.

"Sorry Toby, but that shit's pretty funny." Will said.

"I know..." Toby said as he looked down.

"Toby, I'm just gonna ask this now: do you want toys for your birthday?" Sophia said in between laughing.

"Depends, what kind of toys?" Toby asked.

"The ones yo mama uses!" Chad replied, and Sophia gave him a high five.

"I don't get it, what kind of toys?" Toby asked.

"Have you ever used a stick-like thing as a back massager that you found in your mother's drawer?" Mike asked.

"Actually, yeah. It's quite nice." Toby said.

"Dude, that's not a back massager. It's something that goes in an orifice that's not the mouth." Will explained, and Toby's eyes widened.

"W-Wha... EW!" He screamed, and the four burst into laughter.

"I'm sorry man, but that shit was way too great to pass up on!" Will said.

"You explained that perfectly!" Sophia said.

Chad and Mike looked at her.

"I've been around when you've talked about it before, don't act like I'm weird." Sophia sternly said to them, with a death stare.

"Toby, it's alright. You're not gonna get any diseases like tetanus if you use it as a back massager. But if your mother finds out you used it, she'll be vewy, vewy mad." Will said.

"I'm so glad I took a shower that night..." Toby said.

"Toby, have you at least made out with a girl before?" Chad asked.

"Yeah, I've made out with all my exes. All five of them, how many have you had?" Toby asked in reply, and Chad put his head down. "You may joke around with me about sex, but lemme tell you, I'm the one who's got the girls who you wanna mess around with. Not to mention, I got a date with Allie tonight."

"You serious?!" Mike asked. "You're her boyfriend, I thought she was with... I dunno, I would've thought even Jake was more likely her boyfriend than you! No offense, Jake."

"It's cool." Jake said.

"Yeah, you must not know me at all." Toby said.

"You single?" Jake asked.

"Me?" Toby asked.

"No, Sylvia." Jake said, and looked to the blonde next to him.

"Fuck yeah, let's do it." She said, and they started making out.

"That's... Disturbing, when you're messily making out in a fuckin' bus. At least make sure you don't lick the metal so that you don't get tetanus." Toby said.
"Remember kids, if you're making out with a girl, don't be messy!"

Sophia grinned.

"It's pretty true, I'd hate to see my boyfriend making out with the metal and get tetanus." Sophia said.

"You have a boyfriend? Is it Will?" Chad asked, and he laughed.

"No, I don't have a boyfriend! Besides, at least he's well-kept. When's the last time you brushed your teeth, Chad? Seriously, you smell like a rat ate dog shit and barfed it up on rotten cheese." Sophia said.

Chad looked down.

"Owned!" The whole bus said in chorus.

"Seriously though, you guys should make out." Chad said.

"What the hell, I'd see that." Mike said.

"Go make out with Chad." Will said, and everyone on the bus said 'owned' again.

"I'll pay a hundred bucks to see that!" A girl in the back of the bus said.

"Wait in line, bitch!" Another girl said.

"Wait, you think the bus driver would've stopped our noise like, fifteen times. Who's driving?" Toby asked.

Will looked over.

"Oh hey, it's Oprah Winfrey!" Will said. "Yeah, she's cool."

"Hey, Toby, you wanna hear about Paris Hilton?" Chad asked.

"... What made her your number one choice to bring up?" Toby asked.

"She had a sex tape." Chad replied.

"Damn it, I don't wanna know that!" Toby said.

"I heard she's easy to enter!" Mike said.

"Stop it!" Toby said.

"Look on the bright side, she won't be doing it with Chad." Will said.

"Yeah, good point- wait a minute!" Chad said, and Sophia high-fived Will. "Just make out damn it!"

"Go suck a you know what." Sophia said.

"If that's actually gonna happen, then I want off this bus." Toby said.

"I concur with your statement." Will said.

"I'll pay two hundred bucks to see that!" A girl said.

"Oh crap, it's the yaoi fangirl." Toby muttered.

"Seriously you know about that shit?" Mike said.

"Woah, woah, just saying, those two lines right there are gonna get some serious hate, so shut your traps." Sophia said.

"..."

"..."

"Mike, I made out with your girlfriend last night." Toby said.

"You made out with Rachel?! You son of a bitch!" Mike said, but Chad held him back.

"She also wanted to do it, but I stopped it there." Toby said.

"Guilty as charged." Rachel said from behind Toby's seat.

"What the hell?!" Mike said.

"Wow, entertaining." Will said, and Sophia nodded.

"Did you at least let her try it?" Chad asked.

"No." Toby said.

"Cockblock." Rachel said.

"Watch out guys! This chapter is gonna be flagged if we say any worse shit!" Will said.

"Actually, Corpse Party: Reform has much worse language." Toby said.

"Stop talking about the author's stuff!" Chad said.

"Stop breaking the fourth wall!" Sophia said.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Can you strip for us?" Chad asked.

"Can I kick your ass, and kick you in your non-existent nuts? I don't think so." Sophia said, and everyone shouted 'owned' again.

Seriously, it's like, the fourth time. The reader is probably over it by now.

"Look, I'm just saying- and hear me out... Toby really should've at least done Rachel in the hot tub." Will said.

"Oh come on!" Toby said.

"I'm not sure if I'd wanna see that, but I'm- and I don't know why- actually kinda leaning toward yes." Sophia said.

"Sophia!" Toby said.

"Say that while you two are in a bed!" Mike said.

"Shut up, dickless." Toby said.

"You got owned, son." Will said.

"Hey, I bet Sophia said your name in bed." Mike said.

"I'll personally go over there and kick your ass." Will said.

"No need to, I bet he said Chad's name while he was in bed." Sophia said.

"I'm right here!" Chad said.

"Oh, you guys are doing it right now? Well excuse me, one ticket to Australia." Sophia said.

"NO!" Chad and Mike said.

"By the way, the second sentence Sophia said references a story Xpyro is in the process of doing the first chapter of." Will said.

Xpyro looked down.

"It was supposed to be a surprise..." Xpyro said.

"Get out." Chad said.

"I just want the readers to love meh! By the way, if you guys don't know: Sophia is really, smokin' hot." Xpyro said.

"Chad said get out! Don't make me come over there and kick you in the nuts!" Sophia said.

"You'd like deez nuts." Xpyro said.

Sophia actually did kick him in the nuts and he fell onto the floor.

"Keep in mind, we're all sitting, so you might be wondering how that happened. Well, Xpyro's the author, so you know... Author powers." Will said.

"I hate this shit..." Toby said, curled up in a ball.

"If we crash, you're dead." Will said.

"Stop talking about sex already!" Toby said.

"Kim Kardashian." Chad said.

"NO!" Toby said.

The four smiled, and laughed.

"Okay, I'm just gonna say this since I have nothing to lose, I'm the only one here who's actually touched a girl's breasts." Toby said.

"Well, I did too." Abby said.

"Okay, the only 100% straight one!" Toby said.

"Your statement is gonna get a lot of hate." Will said.

"Oh really?" Sophia said.

"Wait, WHAT?! Hold the phone, you actually did?" Mike said.

"... Accidentally. I was in the pool, I had my eyes closed. I was playing Marco Polo with Will, and I thought I grabbed his ass at first. Then I tragically realized, I did not. But hey, there was a fish out of water." Sophia explained.

"And we can't find it." Chad said, grinning.

"Damn it, Chad!" Toby said.

"That's not what she said." Will said.

"Okay, the only guy who's touched a girl's breasts." Toby said.

"..."

"Does your mother's count?" Mike asked.

"What- NO!" Toby said. "Why would you even... Fucking cheese ball hell duck!"

"Never heard that one before." Will said.

"Point is, I am the only one who got so far." Toby said.

"Get your blank wet you wuss!" A guy in the back yelled.

"You'll never get there, Shane, so go crawl back in your corner!" Toby said.

"Burned." Will said.

"How does a woman's breasts feel?" Chad asked.

"Horrible." Sophia said.

"Wonderful." Toby said.

"You don't wanna know the content. No, we did not have sex." Abby said.

"Damn it!" Mike said.

"Bet you guys wish we did!" Gail said.

"Maybe." Chad said.

"Toby, was the girl kinda whore-ish?" Gail asked.

"My ex, Heather? Yeah." Toby said.

"Sorry, she was my ex too." Gail said.

"Wooooow." Will said.

"She tried grabbing my ass..." Sophia complained. "Bitch."

"She's so hot, everyone wants her." Xpyro said.

"Your nuts are in retraction, get out of here." Sophia said.

"Okay..." Xpyro said, and he rolled away.

"She is hot." Chad said.

"You're not getting any!" Sophia said.

"I know..." Chad replied. "You're still good to look at, though."

"Lemme guess, 'dem titties are great too'?" Sophia said.

"Damn it! Took the words right out of my mouth!" Chad said.

"That's how you know you hang around Mike and Chad too much." Will said.

"Hey, anyone interested in spin the bottle?" Mike asked.

"I'm not making out with Will, I told you." Sophia said.

"..."

"I second that." Will said.

"..."

"You two are so into each other." Chad said.

"Just like you and Mike, awww." Sophia said.

"She's good." Toby said.

"I'm just saying, if it's anyone in the group I'd actually make out with, it'd be Toby. But I'd have to be either drunk, tripping balls, or both." Sophia said.

"Let's get her some dank weed then." Mike said.

"Look, I got a date. I'm sorry." Toby said.

"Yeah, save your weed for Chad." Sophia said.

"I'll have a margarita on the rocks, please." Will said.

"Dude, margaritas are gay." Chad said.

"No they're not!" Mike said.

"I know... My dad says they are though..." Chad said.

"100% ripping off from The Interview? Check." Will said. "But seriously, I'd love a margarita. Or a martini."

"Martinis are good." Mike said.

"I love martinis and margaritas." Toby said.

"Would you make out with Will, though?" Mike asked.

"... He's second on the list, but once again, extremely drunk, or tripping major balls, or both." Sophia said.

"Damn, Tob'. You're a lucky man, no extremely or major for you." Will said.

"What can I say? I'm that good. By the way, Will, you're on the right track by using Axe, it's great." Toby said. "Depends which one you use, but it's great. I recommend Apollo and Instinct."

"Great to know, what's the status on Black Chill?" Will asked.

"Girls like that one too. Just, don't use Excite. It doesn't excite half of women. The other half, is alright. Use it as a last resort." Toby replied.

"Anarchy?" Will asked.

"Oh, that one's great." Toby said. "Almost as good as Apollo, now the chicks love Apollo. But Giorgio Armani, Versace, Ralph Lauren, Yves St. Laurent, Calvin Klein, Hugo Boss. Those are the high quality ones you should one million percent go for, if you have money."

"You have money?" Chad said.

"Yes, and I'm not just old money, you know." Toby said.

He gave Chad a hundred dollar bill.

"And don't spend it on sex toys. Giorgio Armani and deodorant will get you many girls." Toby said.

"... Thanks bro..." Chad said, nodding his head.

"The hell, man?!" Mike said.

"You didn't give me money and a formula for instant women!" Chad said.

Sophia smiled.

"I always wondered what types of cologne you had." Sophia said.

"Note to self... Giorgio Armani... Versace... Ralph Lauren... Yves St. Laurent... Calvin Klein... Hugo Boss..." Will said, as he wrote it down in a notepad.

"Axe is really good too, though." Toby said. "I wear Apollo when I go out in public like this. Apollo doesn't cost nearly as much as Acqua Di Giò and Oud Royal."

"You can kinda tell just because of the names..." Will said.

"Just saying, how many people think Mike and Chad are gonna get really pissed then make up?" Sophia asked.

"Ehh..." Toby said.

"And sex." Sophia said.

"Damn it, NO!" Toby said.

"Not really! I just like seeing you get freaked out like that." Sophia said. "Now what's the scariest, two girls, a guy and a girl, two guys, or a full on org-"

"Okay, let's not torture poor ol' Toby too much." Will said.

"Speaking of torture, you like bondage?" Sophia asked.

"... I am so sorry for you readers... I wish I could say the author was drunk, or high, or something, but nope. We're going complete Corpse Party: Reform this chapter, all we're missing is the cross-dresser." Will said.

"I'll put Chad in a bra." Sophia said.

"I'll leave." Toby said. "That is a sight that nobody should see."

"I agree." Will said.

"And a little tutu!" Sophia said.

"And then a weeaboo will say 'kawaii'." Toby said.

Will looked down.

"Aw, damn it, this is gonna get hate reviews, and it'll be fuckin' flagged." Will muttered.

"Flagging is on YouTube, honey." Sophia said.

"I know that was a joke, but you're taking it too far." Will said.

"Yeah, all we need is some half-assed forep-"

"Okay, Mike, that's enough!" Toby said.

"..."

"..."

"Just saying, Toby, if you'd like there's probably some... stuff... On Chad's internet history." Sophia said.

"Wow, rude." Chad said. "I delete it every Sunday."

"And it's Monday." Will sighed.

"Hey, wanna do an auction, and the person who bids the most will get a lap dance from Sophia?" Mike asked.

"Go fuck yourself." Sophia said.

"Yeah, not to mention, I clearly have the most money. Chad's dead broke, Will is doing pretty decently good, Mike, you have to put half your profit back into the band- which split between six members means you aren't getting much in the first place, and not to mention, I can buy a mansion in Montana just with my own money, and have enough for three years of maid service. Never mind my parents!" Toby said.

"... And a chef?" Chad said.

"And a chef for that three years." Toby said.

"... He wins by default." Will said.

"Yeah, agreed." Mike said.

"I'm not giving you a lap dance." Sophia said.

"Don't want one." Toby said.

"You two should totally do it." Rachel said.

"Bitch, I will wreck you." Sophia said.

"Hopefully that means sex." Chad said.

"Bro, that's my girlfriend. It's Sophia, I get that, but not my girlfriend!" Mike said.

"She already kissed Toby." Will said.

"I tried to do him, but he insisted not to." Rachel said.

"I am the ten percent of men." Toby said.

"Great point." They all said.

"What about a mansion in California?" Will asked.

"Hmm... I'll have to take money out of my credit card... Yeah, all the stuff I explained earlier, that's what I have in cash. Now I have a credit card, a debit card, a savings account, a trust fund from an ex-girlfriend who had to move- and for some reason gave it to me, and nine savings bonds. Oh, and I have about two hundred bucks in quarters, fifteen in dimes, twenty five in nickels, and ten in pennies." Toby explained.

"Dude, you are overly rich." Chad said.

"Hey, I donate to charities." Toby said.

"... Fair enough. We have to raise money to do that shit." Mike said.

"Yeah, let Chad put a twenty in your shirt." Toby said.

"It's not a strip club, bro." Will said. "If not, Mike and Chad would be having the time of their lives."

"True." Mike said.

"Can you slip a twenty in Sophia's shirt for me?" Chad asked.

"Of course ask the rich guy." Toby said. "Sure."

"Toby, I swear to god, if you-" Sophia started to say, but it was too late. "Will, you've taken the number one spot. By the way Toby..."


This scene of Sophia's story is waaaaaaaaaaay too graphic for the story, so we just skipped over it!


"Nice job, Sophia. He's passed out, and we're gonna have to go to the hospital." Will said.

"Eh, whatever." Sophia said.

"I like the part where you explained how-" Chad started.

"Shut it Chad, you don't get another turn to debate." Sophia said.

"Time to face your permanent fate!" Mike said.

"I see where this is going, and I'm so sorry for you readers." Will said.

"Now dalek my balls!" Gail said.

"Exterminate!" Toby said, getting back up.

He took out laser pointer and aimed it at Chad's... You know.

"We are a sad group sometimes." Will said.

"I love how Ginger and Ethan are just sitting behind us, wondering why the hell they're friends with us." Abby said.

"True." Will said.

The bus finally arrived at the school, and they got out.

"Race you to class!" Mike said, and they all ran.

Will jumped up the stairs, and he pulled open the doors quickly, then slipped through after Sophia.
Sophia pushed Will into Chad, then took a right.

"Don't run!" A teacher said.

"Shut up Mrs. Bitch!" Chad said.

"Detention! What's your name?" The teacher asked, but Chad was already gone.

Sophia was in front of class, but Will dived in.

"Sorry babe, but I'm first." Will said.

"That's alright, you make a good door mat." Sophia replied and she stepped on him. "Babe."

"Fuck, why?" Will said, and he slowly got up. "I'm still first..."

"Wooooo!" Mike said, hitting Will, sending him all the way to the teacher's desk.

"Fuck..." Will said.

"WOOOO!" Chad said, and he jumped on Will.

"No, no, NO!" Will said.


"So, you got body-slammed by Chad?" The nurse said.

"Yup..." Will said.

"... It's only April 12th, and this is the fifth person this week... And one person got body-slammed twice..." The nurse said.

"Yup..." Will said.

Sophia walked in.

"Sorry to hear you got hit." Sophia said.

"If I got hit, I'd be playing 'it's my birthday'." Will joked.

Sophia sat next to him, and she held his hand.

"What're you in here for?" Will asked.

"Cut my damn hand on the bar- er, lack of it- on the desk, and Mr. Hendrick doesn't have a bandage." Sophia replied.

The nurse went into the back room.

"Also, just to be clear, when I said making out, I didn't mean kissing." Sophia said.

"... But they're the same thing..." Will said. "Wait, how does this affect me?"

"... Great point, actually... Probably only affects Toby." Sophia said.

"You are a mystery." Will said.

"Alright, I don't try that hard." She said, and she smiled.

"Will, I dunno what to do for you. Sophia, here's a bandage." The nurse said, and handed her the bandage.

"Thanks." Sophia said. "See you in study hall, Will."

"If I don't have a concussion." Will said, and he laid back down.

She blew him a kiss and left.

"She really is a mystery." Will said, and the nurse nodded. "So, Toby's mother funds the whole school."

"Yup, that's why we have lots of luxuries and field trips." The nurse said.

"Rich bastard..." Will muttered. "Naaah, he's cool."

"Okay, this isn't personal, but shut up." The nurse said.

"Okay then." Will said.


"So, you didn't have a concussion?" Sophia said.

"I dunno, the nurse said they're too cracked to do an analysis. Oh, and the nurse is smoking pot in the back room." Will said.

"Nice message for kids." Toby sarcastically said.

"I hear you, Toby." Will said.

"As I wanted to say in the bus, I got a tape." Sophia said.

Mike threw the tape player to her, and she played it.

"Hello, Sophia and friends. As some of you know, Sophia, Ginger, and Ethan have been tested. Which one of you do you think is next? I'll say this clue, the heart of glass and the wildfire of joy are known to be closer than siblings. You can prepare yourselves, go right ahead. But live or die, the choice is yours." The tape said.

"Thanks for a poem that doesn't make sense." Chad said.

"Heart of glass? That could either be Ginger or Abby. And wildfire of joy... Something tells me, I'm next..." Gail said.

"Woah! Slow down!" Abby said, and she grabbed Gail's shoulder.

"Look, I'm not going anywhere." Gail said, and she kissed Abby. "Relax. But the poem- is it a poem?- actually makes a lot of sense."

"To you artsy people." Chad said.

"No, even I got it." Mike said.

"Oh. Wow. This is embarrassing." Chad said.


Mark put the body in the car, and he drove to the building. He took the body out, went inside, then set them in the trap.
When they woke up, he pressed play on the tape.

"Hello, Gail. I want to play a game. When you brought your dad's beer to that party, you thought it was innocent fun. But, many people drank that. Well, someone drove home drunk and died that day. You love taking stuff in, so take this in. There's a key on a string in your stomach that you have to pull out through your mouth. But don't scream. Any noise above a whisper will make the spikes come closer. There's no timer, and the test ends with you putting in the key and escaping, or you fail and die. So, live or die. Hold your peace." The tape said.

Gail's eyes were wide. She started pulling the key out, and she whimpered the whole time. Eventually it got to her throat and she let out a yelp that brought the spikes closer. She eventually pulled the bloody key out after letting out a scream that she muffled. The spikes were almost in her neck, but she turned the key and turned off the trap. She even heard 'trap disabled'.

"I won... I... I... I lived..." She whispered.

Mark put in tranquilizing gas, then put her back in the car. He drove her back to her house and put her back on her bed.
Four have been tested. Five are left to go.