"Higher!"
"Highew! Highew, Death!"
"I'm twying, Guy! I'm twying!"
Wally gasped as he heard these yells followed by high pitched giggles, his head filling with images of Deadpool throwing his fellow babies into the air, only for the blonde and ginger to splat against the floor!
"I wanna fwy wike Supahman!" Wally heard Ollie's laughter and he couldn't help but go deathly pale.
He couldn't let his favorite uncle die! He was the only man in the League that actually allowed him to do the crazy things he did!
"Deadpool! Those kids better not be dead!" Wally scowled as he ran into the hangar, only to brink in surprise at the sight before him.
He was... Amazed by what he saw. He wasn't even angry at the fact that these three snuck away from him and gave him a heart attack, he was too awe struck by their ingenuity and randomness to actually feel angry with them. Just... How had they gotten that trampoline in here?
"Woy!" Ollie squealed as he saw the red head skid into the large room, smiling broadly as he bounced back onto the blue cover of the trampoline before he bounced back up, Guy following him with a hand in his mouth while he pointed at Wally with the other.
Deadpool was at the edge of the contraption, holding on tightly to the edge, as if tightening the surface so his friends could bounce higher.
Like stated before, Wally wasn't angry with them anymore. He was genuinely impressed with how creative these three were and how smart they were proving to be. Even with things they still didn't comprehend at that young age.
"Wally, did you find the kids?" Miss Martian asked inside his mind, but he just nodded, dumbstruck. "Wally, are you there?"
"Huh?" Wally asked, then shook his head and nodded once more. "Yeah, I'm here Miss M. And I found the kids... I guess I was just caught off guard by how truly awesome these guys are... Just don't tell Guy or Deadpool this, 'kay?"
"Kids! Time to stop playing Superman!" Wally now spoke out loud, not giving M'gann enough time to ask him what he was talking about. "We're going to give you a nice bath and put you all to sleep, okay?"
"Okay!" Deadpool nodded rapidly, as if he really was waiting for a bath this whole time, "But only if Zee gives me one!"
Wally quirked an eyebrow at the condition, but shook his head and walked towards the large trampoline the kids had gotten out of seemingly nowhere.
"Come on, Ollie and Guy, time for your baths."
Guy's blue eyes seemed to analyze him and question him silently for a moment or two, then the babe shrugged and slowly stopped bouncing.
Even though these two came without much coaxing, Ollie was a whole 'nother story. The baby was still bouncing up and down on the trampoline, clearly happy with this activity and was not yet willing to give it up yet.
"No! Fwy wike Supahman!"
Thus began a dangerous game of Bouncing Ollie vs. Annoyed Wally.
Deadpool and Guy looked on from their spot in front of the Bio-Ship, the boys waiting to go and take their baths but also kind of impressed with the blonde and redhead's fight.
Ollie continued bouncing on the trampoline, yet whenever Wally jumped to grab him, Ollie just jumped away to the other side of the trampoline, making the ginger glare dangerously at him.
"Supahman awesome! Fwy wike him!" Ollie told him, smiling broadly.
We have to take into consideration that Wally put up with this for a solid two minutes. If he had been a lesser man, he would have resorted to this tactic much sooner, but he hadn't. But after two minutes of the child toying with him in this manner, well... Wally was rather impatient most of the time.
"Superman's not that great!" Wally finally chastised as Ollie began yet another round of praise for the Kryptonian.
Deadpool and Guy stirred at the comment, but didn't wake from their spot nestled beneath the Bio-Ship. In the short span of time Ollie had taken to play with Wally they had decided to close their eyes for a small time, but that resulted in them falling asleep.
"What?"
Ollie's bouncing slowed until he came to a full stop, blue eyes wide as he sat down on the trampoline, waiting for Wally to explain further.
The red head took the opportunity and grabbed the blonde, smiling nervously as he wondered how he would get himself out of the situation he was in. But, after a few seconds of quick thinking, he decided it would be a good idea to tell Baby Ollie the truth. It's not like his teammates would be angry with him after this.
"Well, Ollie, you see... Superman's actually a big meanie. Did you see that kid with a black shirt? A shirt that had a red 'S' on it?" Wally asked as he walked Ollie out of the hangar, deciding he would go back for the other two once he was done with the blonde.
Ollie nodded softly at the question, eyes glued intently on the red head carrying him.
"That's Superman's son."
The sound Ollie made was- hands down- the cutest sound Wally had ever heard in his life. Forget Miss M or even Artemis when angry- cute angry, mind you! Baby Ollie had to be the cutest thing he had ever seen and heard!
But he nodded, making Ollie's eyes seem even more surprised. "Yep, I'm telling you the truth, Ollie. Conner is Superman's son."
"Weally? Supahman's son?"
Wally chuckled at the innocent question, finding Ollie too adorable. He would really hate having to see him turn into a man once more.
"Yeah. But that isn't why Superman's bad." Now Wally glanced from left to right- even though he was in the very middle of a deserted corridor- as if to let Ollie know this was a big deal. "The reason Superman is a bad person is," Wally's voice lowered now, becoming a whisper. "He doesn't treat Conner like his son."
And cue yet another cute gasp from the overly adorable Ollie baby.
"What? B-b-b... But he's Supahman! He's s'possed to be awesome!"
Wally sighed as he nodded, "I know, bub. But he just left poor old Conner here. Like a meanie."
Now Wally began his trek back to where the rest of his team was, a frowning Ollie in his arms. "But you can't tell anybody I told you this, 'kay, bud?"
Ollie nodded softly, even though his lips were pursed in a cute manner. Just what was he thinking about?
"Oh, Wally!"
The red head looked up from the thinking three year old to find his whole team- along with the de-aged Leaguers and Jason- gathered around the island in the kitchen.
"Finally you're here!" Zatanna smiled softly, but that quickly turned into a frown.
Wally looked from her to the rest of his friends, only to find them frowning slightly as well. Even his own babyfied uncle was frowning, but he was also pretty cute looking.
"What's wrong you guys?" Wally asked, shifting Ollie from one hip to the other.
Kaldur sighed as he jumped down from his seat, approaching the red head. Even though he was younger now, he still acted like the leader of his team.
"The Justice League has not yet found anybody that could help us get back to our normal age. We will be stuck this age for longer than we could have anticipated."
Ollie and Wally both blinked at the child, then a large smile broke on Wally's face. "And what's so bad about that?" Wally asked, shocking even his own teammates with his reaction. "Have you seen how cute these guys are!? I mean, just look at Ollie!"
With this he pinched at the boy's cheeks, making him giggle, which in turn made the girls start cooing at him.
"Don't look at this as something bad, you guys." Wally told them, looking over everybody in the room. "Just look at it as a chance to corrupt them early on."
So sorry for not updating in forever, but it's hard to write with writer's block. But I do hope that's over and done with and I'll be able to continue writing this and actually finish it.
Anyways, please review!
