by Neorenamon

Legend of Siberia II: Heart of a Tigress

This is a sequel to the The Legend of Siberia and continues yuri relationships and sex in addition to other sexual relations. All property rights remain with Dreamworks and the creators of Kung Fu Panda, both the movies and the Legends of Awesomeness. Thank you.

Part III: I would date with you!

Tigress made the final adjustments to Siberia's red silk suit. While it would have been more appropriate to have a red silk dress, none were available in her Master's size on such short notice. She had to admit that even in the most manly suit, she still looked pretty good. But then Tigress was used to dressing as a Kung Fu Master, and not as a lady.

"Do I look alright?" asked Siberia as she looked at her arms.

"You look great!" she replied, "I'm sure Po will find it just fine!"

Siberia didn't look entirely convinced of that.

"I'm sure you'll like what I found for Po as well," she continued. After all, she had just come from getting Po measured and set up in his black silk suit. It required a bit of tailoring to accommodate his gut, but she felt the sash helped to keep it all together. It had been a long week since Tigress set out to get Po and Siberia to their date and she was sure they would hit it off. She even convinced to let them have the restaurant to themselves... although it was after hours when there wasn't going to be any customers anyways. But still, she was sure that the candles she choose, the fine food and the time they would spend together would make magic happen between them.

"I wish you had gone to such an expense for this," said Siberia as she looked at herself in the full length polished silver mirror.

"Don't worry about it," she replied, "Master Shifu was more than happy to help make this all happen." Tigress sensed her Master's nervousness and couldn't remember her ever being so nervous about anything.

"So what should I talk to him about?" she asked as she looked back into Tigress' eyes.

"Well start with what you know," said Tigress with a smile, "Kung Fu. See where it goes from there."

She nodded as she slipped on her black fingerless leather gloves and strapped them about her wrists.

"There," she said, "You're all set. Now go down to Mister Ping's noodle restaurant and I'm sure Po will be waiting there for you. Break a leg."

"Why do people think saying that will bring good luck?"

"That's a good question," mused Tigress, "I hadn't really thought about it." She paused before she added, "I'll be waiting here for you when you're done." She had rented rooms at the inn for the two of them when there date was over. It saved on the walk all the way back to the palace and she wondered if they would wind up together. Or perhaps she would spend the night with one of them.

Siberia nodded as she headed to the door. Looking over her shoulder at Tigress' smile, she nodded and walked out as she closed the door behind her. She walked down the hall, went down the stairs, and strolled past the desk until she was out in the street. Then she turned up the street towards the restaurant.

But she paused and looked around. She had a sudden feeling that someone was watching her, but the feeling passed quickly. Then she looked up and noticed that Tigress was watching her from the window. Tigress watched her until she came to the restaurant and then closed the window once Siberia was ready to enter. As she expected, Po and his father were both waiting just inside so Mister Ping could show them to their seats.

As a gentleman, Po seated her first and than seated himself while Mister Ping went to the kitchen for the first course.

"How are you this evening, Master Siberia?" he asked to break the ice.

"I am well," she replied, "and how are you?"

"I'm great!" he answered, "Thanks for asking."

She nodded as Mister Ping brought out bowls of egg flower soup with crunchy wantons for them. He also brought out a nice silver tea pot and a few proper tea cups for them to drink from.

"I've been reading the Jade Palace scrolls," she said as she sought to find something to speak about, "There's been a few references to Seven Impossible Moves. Have you heard of those?"

"Oh yes," he replied, "Those are moves used by the renegade Kung Fu Master called Fenghuang."

"Fenghuang?"

"She's an owl master who was part of the Furious Five set up by Grand Master Oogway."

"Why is she a renegade?" she asked as she looked into his eyes.

"Oh, she was a true martial arts master," he answered, "but with her great skill and power came great ego. She felt that she should rule the Jade Palace instead of Oogway, but when he tried to trick her into an inescapable iron prison, she fled the battle and went into hiding for a number of years until Oogway passed away."

"Well if she can do these things," mused Siberia, "then they aren't exactly impossible."

"I've kinda wondered about that myself."

"They were called impossible because before I mastered them, they had never been done!" snapped someone from the roof.

They looked up to see an owl staring down at them. Next to them was Tigress apparently unconscious and tied from her mouth down to her ankles.

"FENGHUANG!" called Po.

"And by the way, I've expanded my repertoire of Impossible Moves by five!"

"Ah, I thought you already knew seven."

"DOLT!" she snapped, "That means I know a total of twelve Impossible Moves now!" Then she paused as if she noticed Siberia for the first time. "Oh, she's a big one," she mused, "So tell me who your little friend here is?"

"Oh!" he replied as he gestured to the white tigress, "This is Master Siberia from the Northern Shaolin Temple!" Then he gestured to the owl as he said, "And this is Master Fenghuang, Mistress of the Impossible Moves."

"I am honored to meet you," said Siberia.

"Likewise," she replied, "I'm sorry to interrupt your... moment. But I have business with the Dragon Warrior. Since we just met, I'll let you leave in one piece."

"A generous offer," said the white tigress, "but you are making threats against someone I may well marry. Besides that, you are holding my number one student hostage."

"Oh my," she mused, "I pity you for having to put up with this oaf. Goodness knows that I've had to put up with him. But... uh... I thought Tigress' master was Shifu."

"He is her primary master," she replied, "I am her second Master."

"Fine!" she snapped, "But I won't promise that I'll go easy on you!"

"I expect no less."

"Now for a little reminder of what we once had," she cooed, "THUNDERING WIND HAMMER!" An emerald green blast flew from her wing destroying the table and place settings as Po and Siberia lept away from it.

"Hey!" shouted Mister Ping from the kitchen, "That stuff costs money you know!"

"SILENCE FOOL!" growled the owl, "Or we'll find out just how much money it will cost to replace you!"

"Hey!" objected Po, "That's not a nice thing to say!"

"No one said I was nice!" she said as she began building a ball of flame between her cupped wings, "And now for the second little reminder! MONGOLIAN FIREBALL!" She hurled the powerful fireball directly at Po.

But then a wall of ice sprang up as Siberia shouted, "Great Wall of Ice!"

The fireball hit the wall and annihilated it, leaving a great cloud of steam in its place.

"Oh, an ice master!" cooed the owl, "I've never seen one in person before. Well it's common wisdom that fire trumps ice sister!"

"I hope for your sake that Tigress isn't hurt!" growled Po and Siberia as one.

"Stereo," mused Fenghuang as she picked up Tigress by the ropes with one foot, "I take it you both care about her?"

"I love her!" they said before they glanced at each other.

"Well I have a little surprise for you!" said Siberia as she performed the same maneuver just done by Fenghuang, "THUNDERING WIND HAMMER!" The emerald green bolt caused her to leap upwards to avoid the blast, releasing her grip on Tigress in the process.

"HOW DID YOU JUST DO THAT?!" cried the owl in distress.

But it was all a ruse to let Siberia leap to the roof and leap out to the street after she grabbed Tigress on the way by.

"I guess those Impossible Moves aren't as impossible as they used to be," remarked Po.

"I had no qualms with you until you attacked and tied up my sweet Tigress!" called Siberia as she held Tigress in her arms.

"It's nothing personal!" retorted the owl, "She's just one of my enemies among the new Furious Five!" Then her face darkened as she said, "But no matter, I'll just have to neutralize you while I'm destroying the Dragon Warrior!"

"Siberia!" called Po, "I'll keep Fenghuang busy until Tigress is safe!"

She nodded as she sprint down the street.

"Not so fast!" she shouted as she flung another Mongolian Fireball after her. But Po intercepted with his own hastily flung Mongolian Fireball. It seemed like only a second before Siberia and Tigress were out of sight.

"I've learned some new moves myself, Fenghuang!" he called, "Let me show you a few of them! GOLDEN LOTUS CLAP!" He slapped his hands together firing a golden wave of chi right at the owl.

But she used her wing to both cover her eyes as well as deflect the brunt of the attack harmlessly upwards.

"Not bad!" she called, "but not good enough to save you! But now it's time to school you in some of the other Impossible Moves you've never seen before!"

"I used to think you were awesome!" he called, "so bring it!"

"Nothing personal, but you're just getting in the way of my greatness!" she called, "No one can be better than ME!"

"Well someone has to show you that you aren't the best at everything!"

"Oh, and I suppose that's going to be YOU?!"

"I guess it has to be!" he called as he took a defensive stance.

She just laughed as she launched a volley of her wing blades at him. He face planted in order to have the attack pass over him although she seemed amused by his defense. She landed on his back making the ground shatter around him and him grunt from the force of her blow. Then she shot back into the air.

"That's the Great Earth Stomp!" she cooed, "Like it?!"

"I'm mildly impressed," he groaned from the ground.

"Well I have plenty more where that come from!" she called as she watched him lay there, but she turned her head around to see that the white tigress was already coming back without Tigress. "Now I'll take a moment to deal with you, Northern Shaolin Master!"

She flung a volley of wing blades at Siberia, but she calmly shot them out of the air with her own volley of short ice spears she fired from her open palms.

"Pity we didn't meet under other circumstance," she cooed, "I could have taught you a lot more than Shifu or any of the Furious Five could ever have!"

"I'm not sure I would be willing to pay the price you'd charge for those lessons!" she retorted.

"I hope you enjoyed your date with Po because it shall be your last!" she called as she hurled spears of flame from her wings at Siberia, "INFERNO SPEARS!"

She counted with a huge volley of icy arrows as she called back, "ONE HUNDRED ICE ARROWS!" The two volleys met half way negating each other in a huge cloud of steam. For a moment, Fenghuang lost sight of Siberia in all the sudden fog. Then she realized that the white tigress was right under her when she called out, "RISING DRAGON FIST!" She shot up from below as her fist was sheathed in fire. It made a column of fire that followed behind her leap. The owl barely got out of the way in time to only have a couple of primary flight feathers singed.

"FOOL!" she called. Then the two called as one, "MONGOLIAN FIREBALL!" The two blasts met between them blasting them both back. They flew a good block away before them both crashed into the ground.

"Damn you!" cursed Fenghuang as she shakily stood, "I'll get you both for this!"

Po and Siberia were regaining their feet even as the owl shot off into the distance.