Girl/Mia Kaan PoV

Lol I am at the reaping. And since I am so caring I will volunteer for the first person.

"Okey dokey! tHE NAME of teh first triboot is Bella Swan!" THE ESCORT SAID.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I Hear her screem. "I WANT TO BE WIT EDWARRRRDDD!"

"Someone volunteer for her." the escort facepalms. "No, I can't ask, taht against the law. I'll pick a new one. Ah, Anastasia Steele."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she screams. "CHRISTIAN GREEYYYYYYY!"

"wHAT superb role models we hav her." the escort sighs. "Okay, next one, America Singer."

"Pffffff." she says. "I'm a strong independant woman. I need no man."

"Okay then, head up to the stage!"

"WAIT NO ACTUALLY I LOVE MAXON, NO, ASPEN! NO, MAXON! NO, ASPPPPEEENNN!"

"i VOLUNTEER!" i SAY.

"Finally." the escort says. "Come on stage lol."

I go on stage. Lol I am going to be a good role model and take interest and zero men. Cuz apparently that makes people gud role models amirite? But in order to do this I will be caring.

"Okey dokey! Next one!"

Hugh Tube PoV

"oooooooh wow it's a famos intanet star omg i'm gona faint he awesome." the escort says. "Anyways lol it's Hugh Tube."

Prepared for this, I tear off my jeans and hoodie to revel a gold suit and black shades. My backup dancers crowd around me. The music to teh most epic song eva starts playing. Mi own song.

"LOL I'M SO FAMOUS BRO,

CAN YOU EVEN HANDLE ME BRO?

I MAKE SO MUCH MONEY BRO,

I EAT CAVIAR EVERYDAY BRO.

SO IF YALL SPONSOR ME BRO,

AND WHEN I SURVIVE BRO,

I'LL BE EVEN MORE RICH BRO,

TWICE AS RICH BRO!"

We danse on stage, singing mthat song ten times. When we stops everyone applayds.

I hold out caviar to that Mia kann gurl. "Caviar, m'lady?"

She says, "No thank you."

The crowd gasps. "THEN STUFF YO FACE IN IT BRO!"

i smash the caviar in her face as crowd cheers. I start dabbing and flossing.

"okey lol we have a limited amount of time so lemme quickly do ma sponsor."

A girl with long brown hair and a cat hat appears on screen. "Hehehhehehehehe lol sorry not sorry for interrupting that bootiful dance. Anyways, thanks to MonkeyPower435 for submitting Mia Kaan and three other mentors!"

We all whisper in confusion. "Lol that person probably is in some oter alternate universe. ANYWAYS CUT CUZ THAT IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE!"