HI didn't expect me? Well I'm stuck giving out candy and I need something to do while waiting

"Insert" = Speech

'Witty' = Thoughts

Joke = Non-human

Here = Human (the narrator counts as a human, right?)

DISCLAIMER:Naruto-ナルト-を所有していないまたは赤目 ga 殺す。私を訴えるしないでください。

(God damm it who pushed the japanese button? Presses English option) I don't own Naruto or akame ga kill. Don't sue me. Blame google translate).

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Waking up in the morning, the last thing Naruto expected was a literal bucket of ice water in his face.

"Rise and shi-" the only other blond at the base was saying when a hand started to violently greet her neck. Naruto's eyes fluttered open and saw he was holding the poor woman by the neck. Letting go of the animalistic girl's neck, Naruto started to apologize profusely. With some water still in her bucket, Leone splashed the rest on Naruto's face and started running. Naruto, who was still wet decided to arrange a small (Read: very devilish) prank for her. Getting out of his now soaking wet bed, Naruto decided to apply a small amount of fire chakra into his hand and started to drag his hand over the sheets to dry them. He then closed the door and started to strip. Naruto then started to channel chakra into his body and found that the water didn't affect the many restraining seals ranging from simple weight seals weighing a measly 10000 (insert dragonball z joke here) tons to level 400 resistance seals which at any point Naruto could disable. Applying the fire chakra running through his hands to his clothes, he found they were as good as they were before. Putting the clothes back on, he noticed the mirror in his room and saw his purple ringed eyes with a triangle made of tomoes and was hit by memories of obtaining his eyes.

"Hey dobe," a very old and currently dying Sasuke Uchiha laid. While an equally old Sakura Haruno sat crying by his side.

"Hi teme" the normally jovial blond said with a depressed smile, tears threatening to spill out.

"You look the same as all those years ago" Sasuke observed. "Is it true that you're immortal?" Sasuke asked.

"Yeah," Naruto said with a sad grin. Contrary to popular belief, old age doesn't kill a person, it weakens the body to the point to where it could die from a simple disease like the cold. With Naruto's genes from his mother's side, being the reincarnation of asura, and being the jinchuriki of the nine tailed fox to top it off, sickness just could never happen to Naruto, and for some unexplained reason (I was too lazy to research this) Naruto stopped ageing at around 19.

"Good then you can use this" Sasuke said, "Sakura can you transfer my sharingan to Naruto"

"But if I do that, you'll die." Sakura said through sobs.

"I am dying anyways" Sasuke said "This is just my parting gift" Sasuke said with a smile, and with that, Sakura, though hesitant, started to do the procedure. After about half an hour, Sasuke's eyes were in Naruto's eye socket. "Use those to create peace for this whole world" was the last thing Sasuke said before passing away with a smile on his face. Strangely enough, when Naruto in the mirror, he saw they were the same ocean blue eyes he had before, quickly channeling chakra into them, the Rinnegan appeared and then Naruto cut of the flow.

"It must be your body implementing some of it's DNA into the eyes." Sakura said with tears flowing down her face.

"Shh it's okay" Naruto said, hugging her and attempting to comfort her, not knowing this was probably the last time he would talk to her.

'Man that went depressing real quick' Naruto thought before stopping the channel of chakra through his body. His eyes quickly reverting to their normal sky blue color. He glanced around his room not getting chance to last night. It was fairly simple. A small room made of wood with the supports visible and a few pieces of furniture around the room, a bed, a cabinet with a mirror above it, a lantern in middle of the ceiling, and a window with a rather great view. It was at sunrise and was twilight. 'I should go make some breakfast' and with that thought he jumped out the window. Naruto went into the forest. Hopping from tree to tree, Naruto started to channel chakra into his ear to be able to hear even the heartbeat of a rabbit. After a moment of waiting, he heard a rather large beast walking around. Naruto started to run towards the source of the noise and saw a monster. The monster had a rather large neck and a small neck. A relatively larger torso, a long tail, and four somewhat stubby legs. While many would be mesmerised by the beast, Naruto ruthlessly killed it. With the flick of the wrist, the kunai flew at insane speeds enhanced by wind chakra and pierced the poor monster's neck. Naruto walked over and checked to see whether it was alive or not which may see unnecessary, but Naruto wanted to be cautious. After confirming it to be dead, Naruto pulled out a scroll and cut apart the now deceased beast and sealed it into 3 parts, the neck up, the torso, and the other parts. After sealing the entire animal, Naruto started to run across the trees to the base. Getting back to the base, Naruto attempted to find the kitchen and after a short time (Read: Hour) he found the kitchen. A few rays of sunlight entered through the window signifying the morning. Naruto unsealed the content of the scroll and started to cook.

Adding a bit more extra salt, Naruto decided that he was done. Getting out eight plates and putting rice and adding the meat with some plants he found outside the base that were checked for poison by Naruto just eating it. Waiting patiently for the rest to come down, he found Akame to come down first which may or may not have been because of the aroma of the food. Sitting down, the girl started to rapidly eating the food at a pace that would of matched choji. A few moments later, Leone came down and saw Akame eating.

"You make this?" Leone asked taking a seat to eat.

"Yeah, why? Try it" Naruto said gesturing to the food. Leone took a bite of the food and Naruto could swear he saw her eyes turn into stars.

Then Bulat came down and just started to eat and said "This is pretty good Akame" and Akame just pointed at Naruto. Bulat surprised corrected himself and thanked Naruto for the food. It was then that Lubbock came down and Akame finished her plate and was slowly inching towards Lubbock's and with a cry of protest, Lubbock took his food back. Naruto then decided he should eat, got a plate and started to eat when Mine and Sheele came down. Naruto gesturing towards the food started to resume to eat.

"Good morning" Sheele said as she sat down and started to eat.

"Same" Mine said as she too started to eat.

"If you want more help yourselves" Naruto said pointing towards the meat and rice, "If you need me I'll be in my room.

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Welp I gotta sleep now so see you? Also, don't spam pairings, I have one in mind but I'm not to sure about the whole romance things (single for life). As always, criticism is welcome so yeah, good night, morning, or afternoon. (promptly passes out)