Gahh I have too much free time. (replies to reviews are at the bottom, cuz I know you want to read my awesome story instead ;) …lol jk :D)

Hermes, the God of Messengers, interacts with the Mortal World the most and has got himself a snazzy new gadget: The New iPod Touch. Sleek, shiny, and super…awesome. He's also downloaded one of the most popular apps: Doodle Jump! Unfortunately for him, the other gods have been stealing his iPod to play this strangely addicting game…

Doodle Jump

Zeus: I do not like the green creature. Why can't I just control the winds to get it to its destination? Sometimes I help mortal airplanes land early, out of the goodness of my heart. Okay, so maybe sometimes I shoot them out of the air…but only on bad days…UGH! I LOST.

Poseidon: (Sorry Poseidon is currently busy, because he is on a Little Mermaid Spree and does not wish to be bothered…Please leave a message after the conch shell…PAWHHHTRHHR).

Hades: Why is this foolish little green creature jumping toward the sky, towards Zeus? Perhaps I should lead it towards my realm. WHY DO I KEEP LOSING?

Hera: Little green creature, I have decided to be your Patron. Together you and I will be unstoppable. Who needs Zeus anyways? *boom boom* HA! I JUST BEAT YOUR HIGH SCORE!

Athena: I must admit. The little green creature is…how do the mortals speak these days? "totally cute"…oh no, I sound like Aphrodite! It's time to read some AP Calc BC Textbooks!

Apollo:

The little green one,

Is cooler than Artemis,

I am so awesome.

Artemis: Ahh little green creature, if only you were female. You would make the greatest Hunter ever, with your bravery and resilience.

Aphrodite: Aww he's sooo cutee…now I need a pink girl version of him and then I can make a new couple! Yay! Heart3333

Ares: My little green homie's got guts.

Hestia: Yes! I have successfully stolen the little green creature all for myself! Muh hahahaha

Dionysus: Now I know why Annie Bell is mad at that Peter Johnson! He's always consorting with the little green creature!

High Scores:

Angry Birds – Athena

Taptap – Apollo

DoodleJump – Hera

Replies:

Starlight Comet: Thank you so much! I actually wrote this before playing Angry Birds a lot…so I hope I got it right :)

minite: I'm jealous :P Plants vs. Zombies? Never heard of it. I'll check it out

Akiko: your username is too long to type out…lol. Yes I have PMed you. BioNerds FTW!

yes: Thanks :) I end every haiku with "I am so awesome", lol

SeaweedBrainGirl11: THANK YOU VERY MUCH :D

ANGIE: Athena FTW! Take that Poseidon! XD

I am an Anonymous Person: I couldn't choose between Raise your glass and shots.

ConcreteAngelRoxHerHalo: Initially I was going to do "Single Ladies" for Artemis, but then I decided it didn't make sense because that implied that she had previously been in a relationship. Also I thought it'd be too cliché to use Love Story for Aphrodite

Luis1113: Thank you! I think it's pretty mediocre though

pippy2468 claimed by Hades: My favorite game is Angry Birds too! Rio or Seasons :D