As promised I'm back with the third chapter, and yeah! Papi's in the story now! I don't really have much to say exepted thank you again for reading. Next chapter Naruto will meet Cerea, so look forward to that.
(Marshalanime does not own Naruto or Monster Musume No Iru Nichijou)
"Mia you seem happy today, what's up" Naruto asked the girl noticing singing while they hung their laundry on the roof. "Oh Darling! You're so shameless with your questions! I love that part of you, too!" Mia said as she repeatedly patted him on the back, something he's sure would be a lot more painful for someone without shinobi training. "Well, you know, it cause you were so cool yesterday, Darling1" Mia answered as she pictured Naruto saving her from those creeps. "Really? Some of the people I know back home would have called me an idiot, after what I did yesterday" Naruto said as memories of his pink haired team mate flashed through his mind. "Well then they're the idiots. Anyway, next time I want to be the one protecting you, Darling!" Mia said as she entered the house. "Well I don't think that will be necessary. Huh?" Naruto said just before a blue feather fell in front of him.
Naruto looked up just in time to see to see a girl with short sky-blue hair, feathered wings of the same color, and taloned feet, which grabbed the back of his shirt and slammed his head into the metal railing. This is the scene Mia saw when she came back out."Hey! What are you doing with my Darling?!" Mia yelled before the harpy girl took off with Naruto. "Darling!"
In the park
"Ugh, my head... why am I in a tree?" Naruto asked standing up. "Oh, You're awake!" the harpy girl said drawing Naruto's attention. "And you are?" the confused blond asked. "A harpy! Papi's a harpy, is what Papi is!" Papi answered. "So... you're Papi?" the still confused blond asked. "Like I said, Papi's a harpy's... wait, Parpy's Papi? Papi? Parpipa Papi harpy?" the now confused harpy tried to answer. 'Is this girl a bird-brain?' Naruto thought to himself. "'And I thought you were bad'" 'Not helping' he told the recently talkative fox.
"So why did you grab me, you know you're suppose to be with your host family?" Naruto decided to ask. "That's why I brought you along" Papi answered like it was the most obvious thing. "I'm not your host" the blond told her, only to be ignored in favor of an ice-cream truck. "Woah, what's that?! Food?! Does it have food?!" Papi said dragging Naruto out of the tree with her, and stopping halfway and backing away from him slightly. "Huh? Who're you?" Papi asked. 'She's definitely a bird-brain"
"Now that I think of it, I guess the cultural extra special program or whatever did say that I cant go out alone. But it's so hard to remember that rule!" Papi said as her and Naruto sat on a park bench with their ice-cream. "So when the terminator was looking looking away, I flew off" she continued. "Isn't that bad?" the blond asked giving in to the fact that he'll be spending the day with this girl at this point. "It's okay! I've flown offloads of times before, and they never got mad! But they said the next time I do that, they're gonna deflower me. I wonder what that means?" Papi said to Naruto's surprise, at both her situation and her wording mistakes. "You mean deport!?" 'She's in more trouble than I thought' "'Never thought I'd see someone dumber than you'" Kyuubi added his opinion. 'Don't you have a wall to glare at or something?' Naruto ask only to receive silence.
It was at this point that papi dropped her ice-cream cone. "Ahh! I didn't even get a bite! Waaaaahh! It's so hard to hold!" Papi said. "Here" Naruto overfed his pop sickle to the girl, to which she happily excepted. While he still held it. "You gonna take it or am I gonna hold it the whole time?" the blond asked the harpy, her reply being mumbled word he summed up as 'You hold it'. And so said girl ate the pop sickle, in a manner that would have Jaraiya scribbling away in his notebook. 'This is so wrong' "Okay! I think that's enough" Naruto said as he pulled the pop sickle away only to cover the girl in its juice 'Fuck!'.
"Awww, I'm all sticky!" Papi said as she looked at herself. "There's a fountain over there you can wash off in... what are you doing?" Naruto began to suggest but had to ask the question when she took her clothes off. "Isn't this a bird-bath?" the now naked harpy asked as she walked up to the fountain. "No, I meant why did you take your clothes off?" Naruto asked the girl. "What? You don't bath with your clothes on. Don't you know that?" Papi said thinking the blond was stupid for asking, then jumping into the water.
'Screw it. There's no point in arguing with her' Naruto thought as he jumped in after her. "Hey Papi! Think fast!" the blond yelled as he landed next to her, causing a large splash. "That's how you wanna be, huh?" Papi said as the to started a massive splash fight. Naruto contemplated using kage bushin, but figured he'd give the girl a chance.
It was this scene that Mia walked in on. "There you are! Y-you bird-brain! First you stole my Darling, and now this! That's so unfair!" said the pissed lamia. 'Why am I not surprised?' "'Because you seem to attracted weirdos'" the fox once again decided to speak up. 'Okay seriously, what's with you lately? When I first met you you tried to kill me. Now your talking to me like that never happened'" before the blond could get an answer from the fox his attention was drawn back two the now fighting girls. "Girls cut it out! You can't just start fight...ing" Naruto said getting between the two, until he noticed no one was watching. Which was weird considering it's not everyday a lamia and harpy start fighting in the middle of a park.
That's when they noticed the little girl stuck in a tree calling for her mama. "She doesn't want to take off?" Papi asked to no one in particular as Naruto through her her clothes and Mia his jacket, seeing as hers was torn in the front. "She needs help before she falls" said the blond as Papi ran past him saying "I can just fly up there and get her to take off!" before falling on her face when she tried. "Ah I can't fly, is it because my feathers are still wet?!" Papi wondered a loud. "Papi" Naruto said getting her attention "You can't just get her to 'take off'. Humans can't fly like you can, and if she were to fall from that hight she'd get really hurt. You understand?" Naruto explained to her as he helped her up.
"Don't worry Darling! I can take care of this! Tree climbing is a lamia specialty" Mia proclaimed as she bolted for the tree. "Wait! Mia!" 'I have a bad feeling about this' Naruto thought as he and everyone else watched her go up the tree. And sure enough when Mia reached the girl she acadently scared her, which lead to her falling. Before the girl hit the ground Papi managed to catch her half way down. Unfortunately her wings were still to wet to work right and the two continued to fall. Fortunately Naruto managed to catch both of them right before the two hit the ground.
"Hey Papi, you did it. Good job" Naruto praised the girl as he set her and the girl down. "Thank you so much for saving my little girl" the girls mother said as she ran up to them. "Don't mention it. It was just the right thing to do, right Papi?" Naruto said as he gave Papi a pat on the head, and Mia came up covered in leafs. As Naruto started to consul Mia a police officer road up to them on a bike, "I heard there was a kid stuck in a tree around here". "Sorry but you're a bit late, we already got her down" Naruto told the man motioning to himself, Mia, and Papi. "I see. Hey, you to are in the cultural exchange between species program, right? Where's your host family?" the man asked. "My Darling is my host" Mia simply answered followed by Papi "Oh right, they said they were going to deflower me". "Papi they said deport, and it means they'll kick you out of the country" Naruto corrected her. "Whaaaat?! So does that mean..." Papi said as she became depressed and latched onto his arm.
'Can't believe I'm doing this' "She's also with me" Naruto said surprising Papi. "Okay then, can you just show me your certification?" and at that all three collectively thought the same thing 'Crap!'. That is until Ms. Smith walked up with Papi's certification.
Naruto's house
"Sumike, how did you manage to get Papi's certification so quickly?" Naruto asked as everyone sat in the living room drinking tea. "Oh, I already had it with me" she answered. "Why would you have it" the blond asked. "Well, we couldn't find a host family that was willing to put up with such a frequent runaway, so we were actually going to force yo- I mean ask you to take care of her, Darling, but then she flew off" she explained. "Wow, you kinda suck at your job. Wait, that means" Naruto said but was interrupted by ignoring the jab at her work abilities "Yep! Papi, welcome to your new home!". A statement that got a scream of 'what' from Mia and an enthusiastic question of 'really' from Papi
"He's the master of the house-hold, so make sure you do as he says" Ms. Smith continued, explaining to Papi, to which she replied with a joyous 'Okay'. "Sumike's abilities at her job aside, welcome to the family Papi" Naruto said not really having a problem with the whole thing. "Alright then! Don't go flying off again, Papi!" Ms. Smith told the feathered girl. "Don't worry! I may not be able to understand complicated things, but that's something I can remember! Cause that means I'll be able to be with my husband! All the time!" Papi assured her as she grabbed a hold of Naruto's arm.
'Husband?' said blond thought as Papi started to drag him with her. "Lets take a bath, Husband! We can continue from were we left off earlier!" Papi said taking Naruto with her to the bathroom. Naruto looked at Mia to see how she was taking this and was honestly surprised by her reply. "Sure, go ahead! Have fun with Papi, Darling!" Mia said with a smile. "O-kay" the blond replied and led Papi to the bathroom.
"Well that was surprising, Mia. I thought you'd be angry" Ms. Smith said still sitting on the couch. "W-w-why would I be?! Sure having someone barge into our household like this is annoying, but she's just a child! Yes Papi's a child! Just a child! Whereas I'm an adult and can control myself!" Mia said going on a small rant. "But Papi's the same age as You, Mia. She has a petite body, but that's for the sake of flying. She's a lot older than she looks" before Ms. Smith was done talking Mia had already slammed the bathroom door down, which hit Naruto, saying she'd wash Papi instead.
Later that night
"So. We got an other one staying here?" Jiraiya asked once he came home to find Papi whipping the floor with Naruto in a video game.
