(The long waited chapter 3! Haha!)

(lunch: host club table)

"You really expect us to eat this crap boss?" the twins asked

"Gah!" Tamaki jumped at the twins crewel but honest remark. Tamaki didn't really want to eat the schools food ether.

"Not to worry," Kyoya said coolly "I called a private caterer they should be here in a few minutes."

"So has anyone made any new friends today'" Hunny said with a smile "How about you Haru- Chan?"

"I don't really know. This girl Alice seamed kind of nice but then Hikaru and Kaoru tried to flirt with her and her boyfriend dragged her off."

"Hey that wasn't our fault." Hikaru interrupted

"Yah," Kaoru continued "We didn't know that guy was her boyfriend."

Haruhi sighed "Tamaki aren't you at least going to say something about this. They shouldn't be going around doing this stuff to random girls, right?"

Tamaki stood from his chair "Your right Haruhi. We should start a new host club! Though I think we should get some of the Idols from the school to join first."

Haruhis reply to this was "… That's not what I meant."

(twilight table)

"So how are the new transfer students?" Eric pressed

"A bit of a handful but they seem nice enough, although they don't act normally."

"What?" Jessica asked

"The tall blond one calls every girl he meets princess."

Edward chuckled "Alice said that one of the twins kissed her hand and Jasper got super pissed."

"Wow, so their even messing with the Cullens?" Mike mused "Eric did you ever figure out what a host club is?"

Eric gleamed and laughed "Yah actually I googled it like Edward said to and it said that 'Male staff catering to females.' Originally, the host clubs were girls catering to men in Japan but recently it got switched."

"What that's awful!" Angela yelled "These guys don't have like a criminal record or anything do they?"

"Excuse me" The group looked up to see the one who interrupted their conversation. It was the blond previous host club member Tamaki. "Witch one of you is Edward Cullen."

Edward cautiously said "Uh." And raised his hand.

Tamaki gleamed, snapped his fingers and called for Mori. In about two seconds Edward Cullen was hefted over Moris shoulder like a sack of flower.

Since normally people were too timid to even talk to any of the Cullens, everyone looked in awe at this sight and were too shocked to say anything about it. It wasn't until Tamaki said "Thank you" and started to walk away with the flower like sack Edward(who was also in awe) that Bella stood up and yelled "What are you doing!"

Tamaki turned around and smiled "Don't worry Miss Swan well bring him back in a little bit."

Bellas jaw dropped but then she quickly picked it back up. If the "host club" really were vampires then what could she do about it.

Then the host club gang left the lunch room with a now struggling Edward.

(In a old class room)

Stage 1: Ask politely

Mori set Edward down on his feet and immediately Tamaki started with his speech. "Edward Cullen. One of the most idealized men in Forks high. How would you like to be part of our host club?"

"No" Edward said calmly and started striding for the door. He wanted to get out.

Tamaki gasped at the flat rejection and went to sulk in a corner.

Stage 2:Use the cute

"D-Do you not like us Edward-Chan" Hunny asked with tears in his eyes

Edwards heart melted a bit. "No, I just don't want to get wrapped up in a club like yours"

"A club like ours?" the twins asked together "What's wrong with our club?"

Edward was amazed that they could even ask this. It was a host club! That's what was wrong with it!

Stage 3:Use intelligence

Then Kyoya stepped in "Mr. Cullen, our club isn't as bad as you and your class mates are making it out to be. We simply wish to bring happiness to every girl -or in some instants boy- who walks through are doors. No matter what that may be. In fact we even have a female member and she is now considerably happy after she joined our group." Haruhi was left at the cafeteria because the host club new she wouldn't approve of the kidnapping they just did.

Edward stood in shock. Kyoya wasn't lying. Each one of these boys was kindly hearted

"Well Mr. Cullen" Tamaki said standing up and facing everyone "What do you say? Would you like to join?"

(Hehe! Sorry everyone but this is where I will stop for now gotta keep everyone wanting more^-^ please tell me what you thought! Hunny:Horray Kat-Chan!)