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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. In fact, Naruto just owned me. The Rasengan really hurts…

Chapter 2: The Really Long Chapter with all the Stats


Kakashi, after mourning for four hours at Obito Uchiha's grave yet again, sped to the Ninja academy, where Gai normally trains, to Kurenai's house, and a few other places to round up fellow nin.

"Okay, people, normally I'd be five hours late, but I got lost on the road of life for a shorter amount of time. The real reason you are here…Is because you are all likely candidates for the title of Hokage."

Every Jonin there was then shocked. Kakashi then told the whole story from the office and continued, "Maito Gai, Yuhi Kurenai, Morino Ibiki, and Umino Iruka, you will all report to the Konoha Arena in one week. Understood?"

"Yes, Kakashi-san." Was heard from the four Jonin, and they moved back to their respective places to prepare. The same happened when Naruto, Sakura, and Sai gathered people, and in total, 18 people were informed and registered for the Hokage Competition.

Naruto's POV speaking to the audience

"Hey, people! Even I can't believe it! Believe it! (Dattebayo sounds so much better :P) I'm gonna be Hokage! Wait...First, I should introduce you guys to all the competition so you all know whose asses I'll be kicking!"


THE COMPETITORS:

Uzumaki Naruto

Age: 16

Rank: Genin (lolz)

Personality: Hyperactive, Goofball, Always seems to be happy.

Special moves: Rasengan, Wind: Rasenshuriken, Shadow Clone Jutsu, Kyuubi release, Toad Summon

"Wow, that's me! The best ninja in the whole village! Believe it! I'm pretty damn good in ninjutsu and not too bad in taijutsu, either! The thing is, I can't do anything about genjutsu to save my life, but that won't stop me from being Hokage! The moves I seem to use all the time are Rasengan and Shadow Clones, simply because…they kick ass! Believe it!"


Haruno Sakura

Age: 16

Rank: Chunin

Personality: Somewhat confident, Short-tempered, a bit of an inferiority complex, and flirtatious around Sasuke (even if he's not here…yet.)

Special moves: Most B to A ranked healing jutsu and superhuman strength

"It's Sakura-chan! She's so pretty, it's not even funny! I wanna date her so badly…Oh, you want to know about her skills, right? Sakura's strength lies in genjutsu, healing jutsu, and slow, yet strong taijutsu. Her ninjutsu and stamina are only average, so you might think that she won't last long in a battle, but hell, she proved me wrong after she kicked Sasori's sorry ass! Oh, and whatever you do, DON'T get her mad! Unless you want to wake up tomorrow in a hospital bed, that is."


Sai

Age: 15-16

Rank: ??

Personality: Very little emotion, quiet, secluded, not quite sincere in some cases.

Special moves: Ink clone, Beast Drawing Attack (or whatever it's called :P)

"Ick! I don't even want to get near this guy! He has no emotions and can't get along with anyone! He's almost as emo as Sasuke! Also, all I hear whenever this guy does talk is "Penis, Penis, Penis!" Like we're supposed to obsess about these things at this age…And about his abilities, his are as weird as his personality! He's a great artist, really, and can manipulate drawings to make clones or to beat up enemies. I'm just lucky he isn't obsessed about drawing penises yet…Sick! Believe it!"


Aburame Shino

Age: 16

Rank: Chunin

Personality: Quiet, Mysterious, Intelligent, Takes good leadership when he needs to.

Special moves: Insect manipulation, attacks, and chakra draining, Bug Clone

"This guy…He's pretty nice, but all too quiet and weird. I mean, he lets all these bugs inside his body! Now, how freaky is that?! The good thing is, he can do all these cool attacks with his bugs and make clones out of them as well. These things are so small that most enemies don't notice them entering their body and that's when they're screwed! Man, I gotta watch out for this guy!"


Inuzuka Kiba and Akamaru

Age: 16 and um…6 or around 42 in dog years.

Rank: Chunin

Personality: Loud, Brash yet Caring, Confident, Cocky

Special moves: Beast Human Clone, Fang-over-Fang spiral, Marking Technique, Wolf Fang

"This guy's still almost as loud as me…Geez! I thought I was supposed to be the loudmouthed nutcase! Whatever, this duo can turn into two Kibas, basically, both with animal qualities. Then, they can spiral up into a drill to shred enemies into pieces or dig into walls. Pretty kick-ass move, but nothing I can't beat! However, since I faced him in the Chunin Exams, he's improved and come up with a killer version of his normal attack- The Wolf Fang! He's also made it twice as strong as two years ago, so I gotta watch out!"


Hyuga Hinata

Age: 15 (or 16 maybe)

Rank: Chunin

Personality: Quiet, Shy, Has an inferiority complex and a severe obsession with Naruto

Special moves: Byakugan, Jyukken style, Protection of Sixty-Four Palms, Hakke Kaiten, Eight Trigrams, Sixty-Three Palms (hasn't quite reached 64 yet)

"Hinata…where have I heard that name? Oh yeah, now I remember! She's the heiress of the main branch of the Hyugas, and unlike most of them, she's really nice! But why does she always blush, turn scarlet, or faint around me? Like she HAPPENS to have a fever whenever I'm around! I mean, does she like me? Nah, can't be it. No girl's ever liked me anyway, they always go for the creepy emo-pretty boys like Sasuke…Oh, well. When she fights, she uses the Jyukken style and is quite adept at taijutsu, although nin- and gen- can still be worked on. With the Hyuga (Jyukken) style, she can detect chakra points and recently, she can stop chakra flow just like Neji could in our match. Basically, she can kick serious butt, except Neji can still probably beat her."


Hyuga Neji

Age: 16 or 17

Rank: Jonin

Personality: Quiet, yet somewhat arrogant, former Fatalist

Special moves: Byakugan, Jyukken style, Uber-Hakke Kaiten, Eight Trigrams, Ninety-Six Palms (He used 128 only in the anime, and im trying to make this fair :P), Eight Trigrams, Empty Palm

"Neji…Used to be quite an arrogant son-of-a bitch, but we're on good terms nowadays. At least he doesn't treat Hinata like crap anymore. Just to mention, this guy's a total genius! I mean, he's the only one of us Konoha 11 who made it to Jonin! If anyone's going to wipe my ass in the competition, it's either Neji or any of the other Jonin. He, like Hinata, also uses the Jyukken (Hyuga) style, and being from the side branch, he had to learn all these complicated moves such as Kaiten by himself! He also extended the normal 64 Palms technique into 96 Palms! What a genius…I'll still beat him like I did in the Chunin Exams!…I hope.


Tenten

Age: 16

Rank: Chunin

Personality: Normal, and slightly feminist.

Special moves: 110 Weapon Accuracy (that's right, 110), Weapon scrolls, Dragon Scattering Destruction (basically, a weapon rain)

"Tenten's madly in love with Neji, I know it! Believe it! Other than that, I don't know much about her because she seems so normal, yet she's so mysterious, ya know? She doesn't even have a last name! However, if she was somehow a character from some manga of sorts, I'd change her name to TwentyTwenty, because that's how good her vision is! She can now hit a round target of 5cm diameter that's 50 feet away! Not only that, she can hit it with a kunai 10,000 out of 10,000 times! If she had a gun…(shudders) she'd be the new definition of "gangster."


Rock Lee

Age: 16

Rank: Chunin

Personality: Hard-working, Passionate, Honorable

Special moves: Iron Fist, Taijutsu mastery, Konoha Typhoon, 7 out of 8 Gates, and the two Lotuses.

"Bushy-Brows…He's a weird one. He can go faster than sound, and once you take his weights off, he can go almost as fast as light! Einstein's gonna be wrong soon, and when he is, I'm gonna paint a mustache on him! Lee can do much without using nin- or genjutsu, such as making an enemy spin and crack their head on the ground (Lotus) or his new technique, Konoha Typhoon, which is like an invisible Chuck Norris roundhouse kick! If it hits, you die. If it misses, the slashing wind sends your body flying and rips skin like one of Temari's moves! I guess hard work really does pay off. Two things are for sure: He's not beating me and he's not taking Sakura's love!"


Nara Shikamaru

Age: 15-16

Rank: Chunin

Personality: Laid-back, Lazy, Genius-like intelligence.

Special moves: Shadow Possession, Shadow Strangle, His brain, and Shadow Puppet

"Wow…what a lazy ass. He still hasn't got up from his bed and he's the only one left I have to tell about the Hokage competition! Shikamaru can't be bothered to do anything unless he or his teammates REALLY need it. Once he does, though, his plans succeed 99 of the time! He can also trap opponents and make them mimic his movements. Also, his new move, Shadow Puppet, makes a puppet out of a shadow and he has control of the shadow puppet with his fingers, much like Kankuro's specialty."


Yamanaka Ino

Age: 15-16

Rank: Chunin

Personality: Confident, Competitive, Anorexic (XD)

Special moves: Mind-Body Switch, Mind-Body Disturbance, B to A ranked Medical Jutsu

"I think she's kind of a bitch, really. I mean, she's alright, but…yeah. I can use four words to describe her: Flirt, Fangirl, and Freakin' Scary! She's always on some kind of diet to get the hot guy before Sakura does, and really, I don't get this whole thing. Also, her main move, the Mind-Body Switch, makes her take control over someone else's body and she can do almost anything with them! Scary! I mean, Sakura might be scary, too, but she's pretty, and…I won't have any regrets beating up Ino in the Hokage competition. Heh. Believe it! (Datte-Bayo, pl0x)


Akimichi Choji

Age: 15-16

Rank: Chunin

Personality: Kind, Slightly unconfident, Hungry

Special moves: Partial Expansion, Bullet Tank, Porcupine Shield

"Unlike Ino, Choji's not even thinking about a diet! He can chomp down just about any food in his way! He is the best friend of Shikamaru Nara, and they help out each other a bunch of times, making even Shikamaru less lazy! Choji can attack with great force, expand his body parts, and he can roll into a ball to crush opposition. Also, now he made a new technique, Porcupine Shield, which can protect against almost any attack, like Gaara's sand shield.


Hatake Kakashi

Age: 29

Rank: Jonin

Personality: Mysterious, Calm, Relaxed, with a hint of silliness once in awhile

Special moves: a LOT. Chidori, Sharingan, Mangekyo Sharingan, Rasengan, Dog Summon

"Kakashi's my sensei, and he's a bit strange. He always seems to be late to everything for some weird reason, and always gives us the most crappy excuses! Also, he's the legendary Copy Ninja, and can copy any technique due to his Sharingan. In fact, he has around 2000 moves now, the most effective being his Chidori and his Mangekyo Sharingan. Kakashi might be my sensei, and he might know every jutsu in the book, but I'll still beat him!"


Maito Gai (or Might Guy)

Age: 29

Rank: Jonin

Personality: Passionate, Ecstatic, Hard-Working

Special moves: Iron Fist, Lotuses, 8 of 8 Gates, Morning Peacock, Konoha Cyclone (variant of Konoha Typhoon)

"Eh?! This guy…he's Guy, he's a guy and he's Guy! Might Guy! (or Maito Gai) And he's so WEIRD!! Well, being Lee's sensei, I wouldn't have expected anything more, but this guy is pretty much the master of all taijutsu and can bring most things down even without nin- or genjutsu. He's insanely fast like Lee and has one more move to his arsenal: The Morning Peacock, which hits so quickly that fire is produced! I mean, what the hell?! This guy's just so freaky!"


Yuhi Kurenai

Age: 30

Rank: Jonin

Personality: Caring, Honest

Special moves: Advanced genjutsu, Demonic Illusion: Tree Bind Death, Illusion: 4th Dimension

"Meh…I don't know much about her, and she's the genjutsu specialist, and genjutsu's my one weakness! Damn! Well, as long as I can get out of her new 4th Dimension Jutsu, I'm safe. Nobody knows what that does, though, but it's listed as an S-rank. A freaking S-Rank! I'm guessing anyone's screwed after that's used! Also, she's currently in the hospital, laboring, so she can definitely fight in a week! Don't worry, believe it!"


Morino Ibiki

Age: 30

Rank: Special Jonin

Personality: Sadistic, Thoughtful

Special moves: Some genjutsu, Exam of Death

"Don't know much about him either, but he was the guy who made the first test in the Chunin Exams…It seemed like a toughie, but in the end, it was just a big trick! Cheap! I heard this guy's a master of torture without even harming anyone physically! Impossible. Also, his special genjutsu move transports a person into an alternate dimension, where they must take the Exam of Death, and if they pass, they can come out, but if they fail, they get tortured with genjutsu slowly and they start to die until being released! Doesn't sound like a weak Chunin Exam anymore…"


Umino Iruka

Age: 25

Rank: Chunin

Personality: Strict, Caring

Special moves: Four Trap Seal, Rai-sengan

"Iruka's the man! He was my old strict teacher in the Academy, but he's a good guy. Iruka's actually one of the first people to actually give a damn about me, before that, it was the Third and some weird-looking indigo-haired girl who I never got to see the face of. Kinda seems like Hinata, now that I think about it. He just made a new technique, which is a cross between the Rasengan and the Chidori. He controls chakra to rotate around his palm, but its element is lightning, which is why it's called the Rai-sengan. I just hope I won't have to beat Iruka up, he's a good person and a good sensei."


Konohamaru

Age: 12

Rank: Genin

Personality: Loud and Hyperactive

Special moves: Variations of Sexy and Harem Jutsus, Shadow Clones, Katon: Fire Bullets

"You're kidding me…This midget signed up also?! Heh, I'll show what's coming to him. And if he even tries a Sexy technique, I'll just close my eyes and it'll be over with! He's learned just one new major technique after this time, but it's even stronger than Sasuke's old Fireball Jutsu! It's Katon: Fire Bullets and Konohamaru spits out tiny balls of scorching flame everywhere! I just better hope to get dissed and not burned…"