Renkenjutsu Warrior

This fanfic is a collaborative effort between EverKitsune and Malicious-Alchemist.

Summary: Crossover with FMA. Edward and Alphonse Elric crash land through the gate - in 208 a.d. China, during the battle of Chi Bi. How will they get home when one doesn't even know that the other is there?

Dislaimer: Full metal alchemist belongs to Hiromu Arakawa. Dynasty Warriors is the property of KOEI.

Warning: crossover fic. Collaboration. Movie spoilers

Chapter Three by EverKitsune

"Edward Elric?" Xiahou Dun gave a bemused expression before breaking into a hollow laugh. "What a strange name!" He looked at the kid fully for the first time, taking in the strange, outlandish and dull clothes for the first time. "Where do you come from kid? I've never seen clothes like that before."

"None of your business!" Edward said, sticking out his jaw and glaring at Xiahou Dun. "I just want to know where I am first!"

A vein pulsed in the General's jaw. "How dare you disrespect me, fodder! I shall behead you for speaking in that tone, welp!"

"Thats two insults." Edward said, scowling. "And no answers. The rules of Equivilant Exchange state that you deserve two insults back you one eyed freak with a God complex." He halted at the similar insult for a moment.

"I do not believe that you are in a position to be insulting anyone, especially me." Xiahou Dun grunted, gesturing to the archers behind him, and the foot soldiers who were all pointing their swords and spears at the shorter boy.

"Ah," Edward's golden eyes narrowed, and he raised his arms in surrender. "Fine, you got me old man."

"What a smart spy you are." Xiahou Dun said, motioning for a group of soldiers to bind Edward's hands behind his back. "Come along men, we'll bring this child to cousin and see what to do with him."

There was a loud SLAM and a thundering and bursting noise. "What the hell was that?!" Xiahou Dun shouted, almost losing his footing as the ship shuddered violently. A regiment of blue soldiers came running towards them, screaming. "You men! What happened?"

"The fleet is on fire!" A soldier shouted back, "Get out before it spreads to here to!" the man turned and ran.

"Damn it! An enemy trick!" Xiahou Dun cursed, turning back to his men. "Hurry, we must make it to Cao Cao before the fire spreads any more!"

Edward winced as he was dragged along. Well this new adjustment wasn't going to help his cause very much. "I'll be lucky to survive the night..." He muttered, wincing as the rope cut into his flesh hand.

Xiahou Dun kept a fast pace, but soon the smoke from the flames engulfed them and made it hard to see. "Damn Wu dogs..." He growled, finally making it to Cao Cao's ship.

Cao Cao was enraged, cursing in dispair as he watched his men burn and drown. Some were cut down by the enemy sword. "Xiahou Dun!" He cried. "Thank the Gods you're alright."

"Cousin! You must get out of here." Xiahou Dun said. "We've lost, there's nothing we can do but get you to safety."

Cao Cao glared at him, but Xiahou Dun stood firm. Finally he sighed. "Here I had the proudest navy in all of China, to be beaten by peasants and pirates." He sneered at the sky. "Damn them all. I'll see them all killed before the end."

Xiahou Dun started pushing him forward. "Go my lord, we don't have much time!" the fire had burst on this ship too. Sailors screamed and the there was a call for water from below deck.

"Uh yeah, don't mean to butt in or anything, but the enemy soldiers are wearing red right?" Edward spoke up. "Because if they are, then we better hi-tail it out of here." He motioned to a sea of red soldiers charging towards them. His golden eyes were mocking, without a hint of fear in his voice. "Or hey, how about this. We each grab a sword and fight them, causing all of us to die and the goal of the enemy to be accomplished. Gee I like that idea, don't you?"

Cao Cao glared at him. "Xiahou Dun, who is that little boy?" Edward glared at him.

"I think he's an enemy spy." He said, mounting a horse while Cao Cao mounted another.

"Retreat! There is nothing to be gained at Chi Bi!" Cao Cao shouted, and the remaining soldiers ran for their lives, the Wu/Shu army at their heels.

-x-

Edward winced as he tried to keep up with the horse. The wrist of his flesh arm felt raw and numb. Somehow they had gotten away from the flaming fleet. Edward looked at the sides of the path they were riding fast and hard down and something gleaming caught his eye.

"Hey! I think there'someth-" Arrows shot from all directions before Edward could finish voicing his concerns. The horses reared from fright. Cao Cao didn't get a good hold on his reins and fell to the ground with a thick THUD. Xiahou Dun's horse skidded to the side, arrows in its neck. Edward was jolted off his feet as Dun flew to the ground.

The one-eyed soldier cursed, forgetting Edward as he pulled himself out from the dead animal and took his spare sword out of its sheath. His eyes searched the area for Cao Cao frantically. He finally spotted him in the chaos, kneeling in the dirt and nursing a shallow wound in the thigh.

"Cousin!" Dun yelled and helped him up.

"Dun!" Cao Cao grimmaced, gripping Xiahou Dun's forearm. "An ambush! Lets get out of here!"

"Agreed. Xiahou Yuan is on his way." The two started running. Dun spotted Edward struggling to yank the rope binding his hands off. "Go on, I'll be right there." He said, dashing over to the blonde haired man and grabbing the end of it.

Ed sent a cocky grin at him. "And here I thought you forgot me. I'm touched." He said dryly.

Xiahou Dun ran off, yanking Edward along with him. "Silence spy." He growled. "You shall be dealt with once we get my lord to safety." He ran after Cao Cao, who was ahead of them and limping. "Come Cousin! While the soldiers distract the enemy let's get out of here!"

"You know, I'm NOT a spy." Edward drawled, wincing as Xiahou Dun gave the line a particularly hard yank.

"Later." The one eyed man growled. "This is neither the time nor place." He looked back to the road ahead as a few soldiers came running along behind them.

Edward sighed, then decided to go along with it. Maybe the enemy would realize he was a prisoner and not kill him when they caught up.

Xiahou Dun quickened his pace. "Hurry Cao Cao! You can get across the bridge and escape!"

There was a sudden flash of red and green as a group of enemies ran from the underbrush with a yell. A long haired man clad in blue and white charged at him. "I am Zhao Yun! I shall stop you!"

"What?! Zhao Yun?!" Cao Cao shouted. "Damn Liu Bei." He cursed and ran towards the bridge. Xiahou Dun ran after him.

"Quick cousin! I'll break the bridge once you are across!" Edward dug his heels into the ground and made Dun stop moving.

"Hold on!" He shouted as the one eyed man turned to shout at him. "You get across to. I can break the bridge."

"WHAT? Like I'd trust you! That's exactly what you'd want, isn't it?" Xiahou Dun tugged on the rope. Edward didn't budge. Instead he grabbed the rope in one hand and tore it out of the Wei Generals grasp.

"Look. Its no good if Cao Cao get's ambushed alone on the other side of the bridge, no ones going to be able to help him out." Ed said, suddenly the voice of reason.

Xiahou Dun glared, realizing that they didn't have time to argue. "Fine. Have it your way then." He ran across the swinging bridge after Cao Cao, his sword slashing any enemy that got in his way.

Edward shook off the ropes on his arms and put two fingers to his lips. A high pitched whistle distracted Zhao Yun and his soldiers.

The Tiger General looked at him dubiously, taking in his strange clothes. "Who are you child?"

Edward grinned, "Why is it that I'm introducing myself to everyone lately?" He clapped his hands together. "My names Edward Elric, good night." With that he placed his hands on the ground.

TBC...

EverKitsune's drabbles:

Sorry sorry!!! I know its late! TAT. School started suddenly and it caught me off guard. (I'm not ready to be a senior!) I'm also sorry for the very boring endings. It always seems to leave off with Ed giving his name. You must all be so tired of that by now.

In case you haven't noticed, I've been handling Ed, while Mal handles Alphonse. So yes, next chapter you'll find out what Al's doing.

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