All right guys I'm back, and ready to get this show…..err...fanfic on the road! But before we begin I just want to give a shout out to all the people who reviewed, so thanks guys/gals, this one's for you. Oh and the poll for the whole Harem thing is 1 for Naruhina 0 for Naruharem.
Hinata slowly opened her eyes, only to be met with the bright glare of the sun and the strong odor of disinfectant, most commonly found in hospitals. 'what happened?' she wondered as she tried to recall exactly how she got here. 'Ok, just think Hinata, what did you do? Hmmm…woke up, breakfast, training….Oh that's right I saw some white haired man carry Naruto-Kun to the hospital. I hope he liked the flower I bought for him...But wait…why am I here and where is Naruto-Kun? I remember walking into the room and…..OH!' Her face flushed a deep crimson color as she thought about being surprised by a shirtless Naruto, upon walking into the room. She slowly got out of bed and noticed the rose she bought him on the bedside table with a note. Curiously, she picked up the note and read
'Dear Hina-Chan, thanks for the flower but I figured a cutie like you deserved it more, Naruto P.S did you know you talk in your sleep? I sure learned a lot of interesting things ;)'
Hinata felt her face burn with embarrassment and joy being called cute by her crush but then her eyes bulged in fear when he mentioned her little habit of sleep talking, Just what did she say? She looked at the clock sighed, she had to get home fast or her father would be furious.
Naruto quickly jumped from building to building, powering his leaps and strides with chakra, towards the Hokage tower. Since he passed out during the team introduction he figured he should see the Hokage and find out what he was supposed to do and when he needed it done. He noticed it was a clear line to the tower, so he let his mind drift off to think about whatever it wished such as, but not limited to Ramen, Being Hokage, More Ramen, His Team, Bathtub full of Ramen, Hinata , Hinata feeding him, you guessed it, Ramen, that lady he was about to run into, 'Wait, what?' he thought before he ,very thoroughly I might add, face planted right into the fishnet clad bosom of a woman with Purple hair shaded like a Pineapple. She just looked down at him and blinked, "Hmmm, what do we have here?" she picked him up by the neck of his jacket "Ahhhh, just a little punk, probably fresh out of the academy. Well, sorry runt I don't date kiddies, nice try though, not many people are brave enough to go for the direct approach with me, and I both respect and admire you for that." She dropped him on his butt and pulled out a Kunai. "Since you have impressed me, the great and beautiful snake mistress of Konoha, I shall take pity on you and give you a 20 second head start before I slowly and painfully rip you limb from limb. Any questions?" She gave him a sadistically sweet grin and started to twirl the kunai. Ummmm just one, you scary, yet strangely attractive crazy lady" he managed to get out in a whimper. "and what would that be?" she said clearly amused at his attempt at flattery. Ummmm…is there anyone who you're afraid of? I mean if they can scare you then I don't want to make them mad if I survive." She thought about it for a minute then said "well, the Hokage is not someone I'd mess with then there's this weirdo in green spandex...of and then there's this one gu-" It was then that she noticed that Naruto wasn't there, she looked around and saw a dust cloud running to the Hokage tower."Hmm, sneaky, and underhanded….I like this Brat!" Anko took off like a bullet, determined to catch her prey.
Jack walked slowly down the path towards Konoha, lost in his memories. His thoughts turned to his wife her unborn child, they would both be dead, and he wondered what kind of life they had without him. He felt a single tear roll down his face, his brothers had thought he was evil and taken him from them. He had managed to convince them to leave his family alone but even now when his brothers are gone and he was a distant memory, only existing in legends and myth. His thoughts were interrupted as a huge mountain of a man stepped out on to the road in front of him. Jack stopped walking to gaze up at the big man. "There's a toll on this road, 200 Ryo" the man growled out in contempt, "I don't have that much money, but I can give you the secret immortality if you let me pass." Jack explained calmly. His eyes lighting up brightly at the idea of being immortal, the thug nodded in agreement and leaned in close to hear the secret, as he did Jacks eyes filled with madness and he drew his sword, slashing the thugs throat in the process, and he quickly sheathed it. The thug's body wobbled a bit before falling to the ground with a thump. "I'll take this" Jack said as he took the thugs wallet, full of the Ryo the man stole. Jack continued down the path, following the familiar scent of madness.
Hiruzen was a very patient man, it was one of the things that helped him get through council meetings without killing anyone, but that patience was wearing thin as he stared at the two Shinobi playing a game of cat and mouse in his office. About three hours ago the mouse, Naruto, came crashing through his window screaming about crazy snake ladies and then the cat, Anko, came following after, laughing like a maniac, and the two have been destroying his office and giving him a major headache. "ENOUGH!" the hokage shouted, releasing an extreme amount of KI, making the two jump out of their skins and rush to the chairs in front of his desk. "Good, now explain to me what is going on here?" he asked calmly, still not letting up on the KI, making him seem more dangerous. "Well, I was just making my way over here to ask about my team when this crazy lady bumped into me and started to try and kill me!" "This brat is the one who bumped and to ME! And then he doesn't apologize and he he he he just smells funny!" " What was that, weirdo!" "You wanna go runt?" "BRING IT HAG!" "I'LL KILL YOU!" "JUST TRY IT!" they both started to argue back and forth getting louder and louder each time, which wasn't helping the hokage's headache. "SHUT UP OR ILL KILL YOUBOTH AND TURN YOUR SKINS INTO A NEW OUTFIT!" the hokage snapped, making the two of them snap away from each other and sink deep into their seats. "Now….as punishment for flushing my day down the crapper….you two must…" all across the village two voices could be heard shouting "WHAT!"
1000 miles from Konoha Jack heard a shout that sounded like two people shouting; he looked around and shrugged going back to the task at hand. "Now..." he said to the bandit he had by the throat "what was that about my mother?"
Deep in the reaches of hell, a small girl sitting on a throne felt the room shake and a loud shout of "WHAT?" ring in her ear. "Whoa what was that?" she questioned.
Well here we go chapter 3, send meh reviews pleaaaaasssssse? First 5 gets a free internet cookie, or any other treat you want!
