Sorry for the long wait! Had school and other stuff and was on a non-random streak for a while. My co-writer (and co-animatior for the movie) sort of walked off, (Holly, if you read this, I don't mean that in a bad way, you just got tired of it…) so I'm in this on my own. Anyways...
BOB, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, PUT THE MONEY IN THE SLOT MACHINE AND PULLED DOWN THE LEVER (NOT PUSHED THE BUTTON, THOSE ARE NO FUN) AND THE MACHINE WHIRRED. BEFORE THE EXCITING OUTCOME CAME, A STORM BLEW THE CAMERA MAN OVER TO HOLUCLAN CAMP, WHERE EVERYONE TRIED TO FIGURE OUT WHY THE IDIOTIC STUPID IDIOTIC STUPID IDIOTIC STUPID IDIOTIC STUPID IDIOTIC STUPID IDIOTIC STUPID IDIOTIC STUPID IDIOTIC STUPID CAPS LOCK key was stuck. They found out nothing, except that their alternating stream of IDIOTIC STUPID IDIOTIC STUPID cleared the key up. Now the camera man zoomed in on the ravaged camp…
It appeared that there were no cats in the camp. They had all been blown away in the storm, probably into PeptoBismolpelt's Warriors book, except one important character-PeptoBismolpelt herself. She was hanging on to the den with one finger, with a Band-Aid on that finger, repeatedly singing-"I am stuck on Band-Aid brand 'cause Band-Aid's stuck on me!"
The camera man (who was so new on the job he forgot that there was no space between camera and man) realized that when she fell in that he would have to go in after her or risk losing his cameraman job (he had overheard the author). The only problem was that, being a random pickled doom domovibutlersocknoodleohnothespacekeyisbroken (yes that is his species), he could not spacekey into the doomTown sock town yeah fun trees eateth cheese. Stravinsky is a bitonic composer and after a while if you are doing homework with it playing you can't concentrate. I couldn't do easy math, so I ended up taking a break and watching LOST with my grandmother, who just happened to be there. This will be edited out for sake of space after you fill out SignHerepaw's, um, sign here paw!!
The mad !s jumped off a cliff at the cameraman, thereby talking in olde englishe, and causing PeptoBismolPelt to forget the lyrics to the Band-Aid jingle and randomly sing the catchy theme song from Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress, "There's a Great Big Beautif'l Tomorrow"
There's a great big beautif'l tomorrow,
Shining at the end of ev'ry day,
There's a great big beautif'l tomorrow,
And tomorrow, is just a dream away,
Man has a dream, and that's the start,
He follows his dream, with mind and heart,
And when it becomes a reality,
It's a dream come true, for you and me,
Oh, there's a great big beautif'l tomorrow,
Shining at the end of ev'ry day,
There's a great big beautif'l tomorrow,
JUST A DREAM AWAY!
Since the Band-Aid held here only unless she sang the Band-Aid Jingle, she ed out of the and then was forced into the book by the technologically advanced broadband storm simulator, created by WED Enterprises, the original name of Walt Disney Imagineering, who will sue me if I put them into this, but I really want to be one, and off topic conversations are fun. Imagineers invented The Carousel of Progress with Walt, but I won't get into detail because this is not a Disney FanFic, so yeah. DisneyHeart is still here though! The Off Topic should really be in an A/N. I am being too real life random. Now BAKE TO THE FUTURE-erm, technostormpushintothebookofPEPTOBISMOLPELTthatmadethebookcloseandthespacekeystopworkingbecausePEPTOBISMOLPeltohnotheshiftkeyisdeadndnow (all letters stop working on the keyboard) BUT THEN HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO TYPE THIS SENTENCE? The computer is so demented and dented that it is typing for you! AAAAAAAAAAH!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------What will happen to the AA's? Will the keyboard ever wake up? Will I stop asking so many questions? (By the way, the big number is…MULTIMILLION because WikiPedia won't give me an answer)FIND OUT! GET UP AND STRETCH, BECAUSE, JUST LIKE IN GRAND CAYMAN, THIS MOVIE HAS AN INTERMISSION! :O
