A/N: I'm back again! I know, I know, it took me FOREVER to update. About time, eh? =D Again, unedited and unbeta'd.

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'Dear friends, and family,

I'm sorry that my time on God's green Earth were cut short, but due to unfortunate circumstances, I was taken from it by ninjas at barely 20 years of age. This is my last will (s) and testament.

To my dear parents, I leave you my empty rooms and my love. I wish I had more to give you, but I don't own very much.

To my dear sister, I leave all of my books, cash and CDs, may you never steal them from me again.

To my dear friend Rochelle, I leave my laptop and all of its contents. Please inform my friends via Facebook of my tragic demise. '

This went on for most of the journey. I even put my captives in my will too: I left Deidara all of my make-up and hair care products along with my violin, and Tobi my PS2. I highly doubt they'll give me the chance to write my will on paper. Even if they did, it would take them forever to translate it and send it off to an alternate universe on the other side of the continent.

It felt like we flew for hours. I was thankful I didn't have a fear of heights, or this would have been more of a terrible experience then being captured and most likely tortured to death by criminals would have been on its own.

It was a very silent journey. Tobi tried striking up a few conversations with Deidara, but Deidara just seemed annoyed with Tobi's existence to even respond to his attempts.

Poor guy. I felt sorry for him.

Finally, after what seemed like an entire lifetime, the painfully awkward flight to wherever they were taking me had come to an end. Deidara's clay bird prepared to land in a small clearing in the middle of the forest.

Again I was thrown over Deidara's shoulder, to my dismay. This was a very uncomfortable position for me. It's bad enough that both my hands and feet were tied, being upside down for a long period of time makes me dizzy, thanks to all the blood rushing to my head.

"ええと...デイダラ - 先輩?どのように彼女は私たちが理解する言語で話すことを望んでいないのなら、彼女のあらゆる情報を得るつもりですか?" asked Tobi, with a bit of hesitation in his voice as they escorted me to my doom. (Translation: Uh…Deidara-sempai? How are we going to get any information out of her if she isn't willing to speak in a language that we understand?)

"サスケは、いくつかの外国語でいくつかの訓練を持っていたかなり確信して、うん。我々は彼が彼女との通信に得られます。" answered Deidara. (Translation: Pretty sure the Uchiha has had some training in a few foreign languages, yeah. We'll get him to communicate with her.)

At this point they had entered a stone passageway, which I assumed led to the Akatsuki Center of Torture, Interrogation, and Execution. Torches led the way through the dark passage, giving the area the medieval torture dungeon look (probably on purpose).

"This place just screams 'evil lair of misery'." I mumbled to myself.

"ていることは何だった、カリンさん?なぜあなたは私たちが一度には理解できる言語で話すのですか?それはおそらく、すべての私達のためによりよいよ、ええ。" Deidara seemed to direct this at me. Of course I had no idea what he said. He seemed to ask me a question and state something afterwards, according to the inflections in his voice. (Translation: What was that, Karin-san? Why don't you speak in a language that we understand for once? It'll probably be better for us all, yeah.)

"Ughhh…I don't understand what you are saying, you blonde Asian she-male. Are we there yet?" I complained.

"私はあなたが非常に困難になるつもり参照してください。サスケがあなたと一緒に行われる後に変更されるどんなに、。" He seemed amused by this statement. The sadistic bastard probably said something about me being tortured or something. I also heard the name 'Uchiha' mentioned. (Translation: I see you're going to be extremely difficult. No matter, that will change once the Uchiha gets done with you.)

Great. I'm going to be interrogated and most likely slaughtered by Itachi Uchiha, by far the more attractive of the Uchiha brothers, and definitely the most deadly. On the bright side, at least I will get some eye candy whilst I die a gory death.

Deidara finally stopped to open a wooden door, which led to a hallway of more wooden doors with locks. If I wasn't so terrified, I would've laughed at the total cliché medieval bondage dungeon scenery that was around me. It was so cheesy.

He finally set me down on a rather firm mattress, making all the blood rush to my head at once. While my vision cleared, he untied the ropes on my legs and hands. I couldn't feel my legs or hands for a few moments, as the blood that was cut off thanks to the tightness of the ropes flooded back into circulation. I really hate that tingly feeling that you get when your arm or leg falls asleep, but that was nothing compared to the numbness I felt after having my hands and feet tied for such a long period of time.

Even though I was free of my bonds, I still couldn't move. Stupid blood circulation.

"私はしばらくの間戻ってきます。逃げようとする考えさえしないでください。" said Deidara with a hint of warning in his voice. I assumed he told me not to escape. Pft. Like I could in the state I was in. (Translation: I'll be back in a while. Don't even think about trying to escape.)

"HEY! Why don't you get me food while you're out!" I yelled after him. Might as well ask for a last meal.

I lay down on the sad excuse for a mattress and stared at the stone ceiling. This was the end. I might as well sleep.

I turned over to my side and fell into a light slumber.


"大井、カリンさん。あなたはそう、訪問者を持っている。"

(Translation: Oi, Karin-san. You have a visitor, yeah.)

I was nudged awake. I opened my still-sleep-deprived eyes and sat up to the best of my ability (which wasn't saying much, since the bed made the aches and pains I had already suffered multiply by tenfold).

Deidara was standing in front of a tall young man in his early 20s with long black hair tied loosely in a low pony tail. His eyes were a mix of red and black, a menacing mix of color that would immobilize any person unable to defend themselves against him with pure fear. His face was partially covered by the collar of his Akatsuki cloak, but I knew who the man was as soon as my large and terrified blue eyes met his red ones.

It was Itachi Uchiha.

"ドア、デイダラを守りなさい。" he quietly murmured to Deidara. (Translation: Guard the door, Deidara.)

Deidara nodded, and left the room, leaving me alone with Itachi.

There was a dangerous silence that was in the air for awhile.

Finally, I got the courage to speak first.

"Please…don't kill me."

God, I'm pathetic. Here I was, about to die at the hands of Itachi Uchiha, and that was my best defense for my life.

He chuckled darkly without any humor.

"No need for such extreme measures." he said with accented, but still understandable English.

"Just get it over with! I have nothing to offer you whatsoever and I…wait. You speak English?" I was too terrified to notice that he had answered me in my own language until I had already started speaking.

"I speak many languages."

"I…see."

This had to be the most awkward situation I had ever been in my life. Here I was, terrified, only to find out that I probably WON'T be killed after all.

"I already know you are not Karin, but I am curious about who you are. You are obviously not a ninja, your impractical attire and non-aggressive demeanor tell me that much."

I turned about five shades of red. I was still wearing my sheep pajamas. Itachi Uchiha is commenting on my sheep pajamas. This is also the most embarrassing moment of my life. It's depressing that my last few moments of living are going to be also the most awkward and embarrassing moments of my life.

"So tell me, who are you and how did you get here?"


A/N: AND BAM! Cliffhanger! Two chapters in one day! I am on a roll! Read, review, criticize, etc. I'm having a ton of fun writing this.