I'm 33 for a moment
Still the man, but you see I'm a they
A kid on the way
A family on my mind
"Three more months and we're gonna be parents. Can you believe it?" Miley asked her wife excitedly, while rubbing her belly. She was pregnant with twins. A boy and a girl.
"I can't wait. You're going to be such a good mom," Lilly smiled while playing with a lock of the brunette's hair in one hand and the other one draped over Miley's stomach.
"You are, too. Which one of us do you think is going to be the fun parent?" The brunette asked lacing their fingers together.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you know, there's always one parent who is always fun and then the other parent's the one who enforces all the rules."
"Oh, I'm gonna be the fun one for sure," the blonde laughed. "I can teach them how to surf and skateboard."
"Yeah, but I can teach them how to sing and dance. I'm gonna be the fun one!" Miley countered.
"Are not."
"Are too."
"Are not."
"Are too." The two burst out laughing.
"You think after thirty-three years of life we would've outgrown that by now," Lilly said after they had calmed down.
"Hey, we've been over this. I am twenty-five and I will continue being twenty-five for the rest of my life," Miley laughed as the blonde kissed her forehead.
"You know we haven't thought of names yet?"
"Ok, names. Well, I think we should name our boy Elvis and our girl Lucille," the brunette responded.
"Miles, we are not naming our son Elvis."
"Why not?"
"Because he has to live with that name for the rest of his life. It would be fine for a dog, but not a child."
"I see your point. Ok, how about Josh?"
"After that guy you dated who hated Hannah Montana?" Lilly looked at her wife inquisitively.
"Ok, Lucas?"
"The guy who cheated on me when we were in middle school."
"Matt?"
"Dork we sued on Teen Court."
"Jake Ryan!" Miley said exasperatedly.
"Ok, now you're doing it on purpose."
"Justin?"
"I like it, and I can't think of any bad experiences with a Justin. So Justin and Lucy it is." Lilly smiled.
"I like it too," the brunette rubbed her stomach again. "What about you two? Do you like those names?" She felt them kick and her smile grew. "Yep Lils, I think they like them, too."
